Pero Let Me Tell You

Yeah, it’s another longer ep…gas guzzle, much…take as many vacations as you want…it doesn’t hurt much if it’s a one-hit wonder…sometimes you’re the wrong kind of 1%...dammit, not ALL Cubans do cocaine…ay, we all have that word we only remember in Spanish…grown adults should NOT be a #squad…sometimes you’re guilty even if we can’t prove it, prove it…the real lesson here is NEVER insult Ricky Martin…seriously, meth heads would have nasty Q-tips… Set your Google alerts guys…Jesus to Kimmy Gibbler’s husband, natural progression…it’s always about the Fame school…he ain’t wrong about the Latino rythym…if I’m Meryl Streep, I’m putting “THE” in front of my name…let’s all sleep under the stars in the desert…bringing authenticity to a character…Desi Arnaz, one of our personal heroes…we LOOOOVE a guest who feels comfortable enough to curse…more people should spend the day before their birthday with us…End Song: “Shock Your Mama” by Debbie Gibson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musicals have a way of creeping up on ya…don’t hate on vacations…Ish gets to pick DJ’s cosplay, decisions, decisions…when in doubt, it’s anime…caballero, como que they forgot about Luis Miguel…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…we’ve traded summer movies for summer song…consent is implied in The Little Mermaid…arguing with conspiracy nuts is the epitome of futile…ah yes, Wendy Soulka and La Tigresa del Oriente…End Song: “Friday” by Rebecca Black Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We could have had a show so much earlier…that magical time of the week when Juernes rolls around…what role would you play on Real World…seriously, they should film the next season in Hialeah…when the guaperia is a bit too much from a cop…so much gray area…just cuz you’re a horrible human being doesn’t mean you deserve jail time…regla or regla…the days of MySpace seem so simple now…well, at least he’ll peak around the time he came out so that’s a thing…Fernando and Kimmy for spin-off…please, let’s pull back on the knee jerk reactions caballeroEnd Song: “Broken” by Juan Pablo di Pace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beyond time for Mary J Blige to be honored…la pobre Marilyn…cakes, cakes, cakes…when social media abandons you…it’s like being a victim is the new fashion trend…don’t ever put your ex on blast on social, it’s just not cute…mira que hablamos de la Taylor…some people are human coleslaw…how can we discuss if we don’t learn first…hasta en las mejores familias…never arm the opposition…so now we just listen to random things for relaxation…End Song: “No More Drama” by Mary J Blige Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, the SLS Hotel in Las Vegas was lots of fun…they ain’t kidding about a dry heat, but a poolside cabana does help…Robbie Williams, totally worth the 20 year wait…guys, check out Fresh or Phresh…Mr. Ish, opening a salon near you…for the record, we DID cry…next trip, maybe should be Punta Cana…diversify your trips caballero…bring on the lobster…mmm, could totally go for a completa…traveling with friends is possibly the best way to visit places…whoa, Benny Hill = El Gordo Porcel…dammit, next time Pia, next time…End Song: “Live in Las Vegas” by Robbie WilliamsThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vegas, baby…check out the Rum Train y’all…whose food has priority…ay la gente siempre tienen un problema with everything…how I loathe coming to the defense of the bland…pffft, the Spice Girls are all about inclusivity and we loved their music since forever…Lucy Lopez is jealous of our name, dreams come true…we all have that one station in our city…one more meeting twice for the first time for Ish…the wild, wild west with respect…the Miami accent, our ultimate love/hate relationship…what “bro” are you guilty of…aww Mirta de Perales, RIP…bring on the Cuban sandwich controversy…mmm, Jupiña… keep destigmatizing mental health issues caballero…nothing like Power Love Hour dedications…Lynn Manuel Martinez…End Song: “Stranger” by Hilary DuffThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/Power 96: https://power96.radio.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That’s us, the Kelly & Ryan of Miami…a week later, we’re still gonna be stuffed from all the food we ate at this recording…food show in audio, pitch it to Food Network…always buy local…yeah, we know we talk about Publix, A LOT…really, though, the DR gave us Charytin, it can’t be that bad…guess, any size drink is as good as another…the Flan-tastic Donut from Mojo Donuts and Creamy Creations is proof of a higher power’s existence…customer service, some day Miami shall know you…genuinely only 3 of us remembered Mother Butler…Happy Father’s Day…maybe it’s Lil’ Kim Jong Un…yup, one more Canadian…grandmother no es lo mismo as abuela…again, thank you to everyone who came to see us and for those of you at home…End Song: “Informer” by SnowBurger Museum: https://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/Marth of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Mojo Donuts: http://www.mojodonuts.com/Reed’s Soda: https://www.drinkreeds.com/Sakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat

Put a box of pastelitos in front us and it ain’t gonna be pretty…happy Pride y’all…what would the “Straight Pride” flag look like…crocs and basic bitches for miles…more entertaining than offensive…we’re gonna stock up on fragrant lotions…queue the DJ rant…well, childbirth does usually involve opening one’s chocha…yeah, not over yet…Jack Rico may just have one of THE best radio voices ever…when 2 become 1, we guess…definitely a fake it to make it type of situation…hey, nerds can be tough guys too…oh hell, let’s just go door to door and podcast that way…said it before, say it again, pave your own damn way…is there a big difference between criticism and just plain ol’ opinion…again, let’s remove the stigma on mental health for Hispanics…uh-oh, not the Cuchi-Frito complex…End Song: “Rock DJ” by Robbie WilliamsHighly Relevant w/ Jack Rico: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/highly-relevant-with-jack-rico/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Punctuality continues mystifying Hispanics…what were we all trying to investigate in the 80s with so many PI shows…Levar Burton vs Mary Hart…camping is just #whitenonsense with tents…this may be the 2nd time we mention that Lynda Carter/Loni Anderson show…let’s just be thankful Mandy Moore survived the climb…having a career in radio this long is definitely a blessing…cardio with Rosie Perez, now THAT’S crossfit…always own who you are, being genuine is the best brand…maybe someday we’ll get an invite to perform off-Broadway…it’s all about the chemistry…our duality is part of the fun…End Song: Theme to Hart to HartCarolina Cadillo show: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/carolina-cadillo-show/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does anyone in the US know about Red Nose Day…GoT, aight ending or absolute disaster…all audiences want is a little happy ending for their time…shared pop culture is fewer and further between…let’s start listing the next live sitcoms to recreate…being late is a Hispanic way of life…for want of an SD card…never know where music can take you…sometimes collaborations are the best way to create…boxes are for storage, not people or art…let your path take you organically, but work for it…we can’t feel cute ALL the time…Siempre Selena…we’re shameless song requesters…hip-hop + harp = unforgettable…here’s hoping the US isn’t as far gone as we think…End Song: “Toda Tuya” by Abrina ft Frankie JAbrina: http://www.abrinamusic.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our first ever live show…thanks again to Union Beer Store for inviting us…we truly felt the love from everyone who came out in support…just be happy, Britney…don’t take the click bait…mira que los trapos sucios se sacan hoy en dia…cancel the cancel…clocked at 10 minutes for the CBS Sunday morning reference…sorry for the GOT spoilers, kids…seriously, we need to find a helium substitute…Betty White for Reina del Carnval…get it together Alabama…maybe instead of a stripper, may we suggest burlesque dancers at your funeral…LOST viewers are probably still upset…ugh, Pattinson as Batman, like Bruce wasn’t moody enough…the rainbow sherbet beer was sooooo delicious…End Song: “Shots” by LMFAOUnion Beer Store: http://unionbeerstore.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One day we’ll do a full episode in accents…vamos Latinos, keep erasing mental health stigma...although sometimes the Palmetto vs Turnpike can lead to madness…mira que Miami esta caro…make sure to use your powers for good…when isn’t nude, actually nude…life brings change, make sure you change with it…just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you stop being a person…damn but that’s tremendo tiempo on our screens…I mean, they DO have clear band-aids…dammit internet now Ish has to defend Taylor Swift…trigger warning, you’re being coddled…maybe ogres do own marching bands, we don’t know…End Song: “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor SwiftNeighborhood Heroes: www.heroesintheneighborhood.comSweet Sirena: www.sweetsirena.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we sure it’s not in English, maybe even Spanish…happy Juernes everyone…be like Madonna and never settle…we’re loathe to offend the color beige…yep, DJ met the godparents of Cuban-American everything…oh, racism, it’s like you’ll never leave us…if you can’t see a like on Instagram in the woods, does it still make a sound on a filter…late night desserts are the best…if you’re upset eating a cookie, I mean…such a lack of cold beverages…we swear, it wasn’t our intention to make him cry…stoners, inspiring food since way back when…whatever drives you, make sure it’s from a place of purity…sometimes you have to be a basic bitch to master the complex…and before we go, a lesson in vinylEnd Song: “Goodies” by CiaraNight Owl Cookies: http://nightowlcookieco.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 60. Pero…another swig with Mommas & MerlotLet’s get Morgan Fairchild on here too, porque no…when fake Friday collides with actual Friday…WE MISS YOU TOO VANESSA…quien mas tiene platos sin usar…why were those Precious Moments so sad all the time…sigh, Ish can’t really crush on non-meat eaters…BFFs by way of 10 minute conversation with Ana Navarro…yeah, we never really get around to Mueller…el tremendo eyeroll…we’re pretty sure the bachelorette letter is pure white nonsense…maybe bridesmaids should be capped at a certain number across the board…the curse of being a good dancer…no me digas you don’t love rice pilaf and chicken corden bleu…End Song: “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paris is Burning…sometimes a French poodle is the most destructive force…en Medellin con Maluma y la Madonna…ay la politica…this week we engage in something most people have forgotten…discourse…we can agree to disagree…when we stop talking, we stop listening…you know this week DJ was all in his element…esoteric sodas are the least sugary…End Song: “Rhythm Nation” by Janet Jackson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry caballero, had a bit of a last minute situation so we couldn’t record this week but take a listen to when we had the pleasure of visiting the Que Bola podcast with our buddy Darwin Figueroa…be back next week with an all new episode!End Song: Anticipating by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 57. Pero…it’s a Hamburger House Party with Burger BeastLet the comelata continue…we may have to stage a flan intervention…#flanface…oh, Uncle Joe…mira, Hiealah deja la comemierderia del stress…more Asians need to take a stand and more of us should support them…always come back for seconds of Burger (Beast)…maybe DJ will put his recipe up, if you ask nice enough…hi Fat Girl Hedonist!…drag queens and NightOwl Cookies, the perfect combo…and add some Creamy Creations flan too…so many 10% fee plugs…hell YEAH we’re hosting Croquetapalooza…DJ totally created the box set concept…lots of love & croquetas to Britney Spears…End Song: Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes) by Britney SpearsAll About The Burger: https://burgerbeast.com/2019/02/26/all-about-the-burger-book/The Burger Museum: http://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Public debate Jimmy Fallon or Lonely Island or neither…charges dropped vs cleared of charges…feet are gross, no debate needed…si no te puedes limpiar el fondillo, you shouldn’t be on social media…#FakeFriday…in a pinch, a glue gun might get the job done…ay, people just aren’t happy regardless…maybe we’ll start playing Fortnite too…she’s telling all of our stories…6%?! That’s insane in 2019…Rita Moreno is a national treasure and then some…seriously, how many times can a sitcom make a person cry…a sitcom with 2 almost middle-aged podcast hosts would be a massive hit…never be afraid to represent…seriously though, don’t steal our reboot ideas, this acts as a copyright lite…come back, Crystal Bernard…End Song: Theme from “Wings” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s find the Latina Suze Orman to swing by our show…here goes another frivolous lawsuit…maybe sometimes we should tell kids they CAN’T do everything they dream…at what point do you have to step back and concede…whenever you feel unmotivated, just think of Chef Hales…live abroad, hell, at least away from where you were born…tap into your experiences to create your future…seriously, Purdy Lounge should be on tourist excursions…fine dining doesn’t need to be expensive to be delicious…camp-tacular doesn’t even begin to describe…End Song: “Acapulco H.E.A.T.” themeSakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, now we know where that Full House money went…ugh, we couldn’t get accepted to higher education now, guess it’s 5 more years of podcasting, then…Take up your pens for fantasia, my fellow Latinx writers…mira que we love the supernatural…magical realism isn’t the worst thing to be known for…ugh, nobody wants a disembodied racist head…see “This Changes Everything,” fantastic documentary, thanks Miami Film Festival…don’t lift up stuff that sucks…virulently (for the record)…unlike culottes, racism has never gone away…never change Calle Ocho…End Song: “Goin’ Down” by Melanie CDaniel Jose Older: http://danieljoseolder.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.