Pero Let Me Tell You

This week is all about the holidays and end of year before we take our little break to recargar las baterias. More than anything, we want to thank YOU all for your support and love…SEE YOU IN 2020!!Intro Song: “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah CareyEnd Song: “Merry Christmas Happy Holidays” by NSYNC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always count on Hispanic parents to keep it real…lawyers before they have a degree aren’t lawyers…challenges are meant to be overcome …Croquetapalooza is life changing…everybody loves a bargain…legitimately for the last 2 weeks, caballero…this time, DJ put his own quarter in…let’s uplift each other…just go with the Hallmark movie experience…Alanis did angry so well it’s still iconic…get ready for Podcast Pachanga next week…End Song: “You Learn” by Alanis MorisetteShriners Hospital: https://lovetotherescue.org/PhenomX: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/phenomx#story Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black Friday ain’t that bad…all kids should believe in Santa…we don’t think we’re hard to shop for…DJ should totally post about The Gobbler…is Keropi still even around…can’t wait for Peppa Pig’s gangsta rap debut…don’t ask how we know Puerto Ricans taste different than Cubans…like that, we’re starting Clap Back Tuesday…for the record we both love surprises, ok maybe Ish a little more…bye bye Victoria’s Secret fashion show…no way to get a good fit via mail…Croquetapalooza: www.croquetapalooza.comEnd Song: “Paralyzer vs Touch Me” by Finger Eleven vs Cass Fox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yet another content subscription platform…pilot wig is never good…DCom originals are the best…where are ya Alvin & the Chipmunks…Daisy Fuentes, pioneer woman…still need answers to Hazard…find me a vegan that’s NOT outraged and I’ll show you someone who’s NOT a vegan…show us your flan face…bicultural Thanksgiving…The Grapes of Flan…Imagine is just a horrible song, period…maybe we wouldn’t have noticed Julia as Harriet…London Tipton, OG Crazy Rich Asian…End Song: “Play With Fire” by Hilary Duff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

But does IG like me, like me…sigh, one more senseless shooting…peaches ARE grainy…so it’s time to explain impeachment…we need to chat with more chicken-owning Grammy nominees…VHS education…shout out to all parents of atypical children…burying your head doesn’t make the problem go away…when our guests collide…two weeks in a row with Don Francisco…learn a language anywhere…they ARE the cutest freckles…maybe someday we’ll be a cult classic too…two icons, only one gets a soda with fizz…End Song: “Llegar a Ti” by Jaci VelasquezJaci Velasquez: https://www.jacivelasquez.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Didn’t know Mike & Ike was even still around…it’s always the least expected place…maybe if he’d shown her a document from God…one person shouldn’t become the avatar of a full company…como Walter, solo uno…what could a family watch together nowadays…seriously do NOT take Don Francisco and Betty White at the same time…End Song: “Satisfaction” by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay safe LA friends…DJ, effecting change in media since last month…man, all roads DO lead to communism…ay, who hasn’t sent a naughty lil’ pic…it’s an online world, we just live in it…always offer Japanese whiskey…it’s my show and I’ll fanboy if I wanna…who didn’t want to be in a boy band in the early ‘00s…ambition is sexy, no two ways about it…even when DJ’s not here, we have to bring up Mariah…the man’s name is daddy after all…like a pirate…we hope Carol Channing haunted your Halloween…more guests should sing us out dammit…don’t miss out on the most fun even of the year…End Song: “Ice Cream” by Robbie EliasCroquetapalooza: https://burgerbeast.com/events/croquetapalooza/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk about a California adventure…Great, two DJ’s in one episode…Cuban bread is our common thread…never let the universe tell you about your life…no better pride than that of a parent …happy to report he is NOT a schmuck…get with the avocado program, California… words escape us how impressive Porto’s Bakery is…we always love an immigrant success story…she’s a crafty one that Mrs. Porto…live without a net caballero…giving back is beyond respectable…seriously, get that Thanksgiving papa rellena if in LA…and of COURSE, our tia Marta Darby!End Song: “Tradicion” by Gloria EstefanPorto’s Bakery: https://www.portosbakery.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is NOT easy to coordinate 6 people on one show…dirty name sodas are the best…hmmm, can Calle 8 handle all of us…representation matters across all levels…created families are the best, especially those with improv training…whatever you call yourself, just be sure to own it…customer service, why do you continue evading us here in Miami…man, but we love people who are quick with the wit…End Song: “California Dreaming” by Benny BenassiSpanish Aqui Presents: https://www.earwolf.com/show/spanish-aqui-presents/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

California loooove…no vaya, can’t even preach kindness anymore…who’s to say whether you’re enough of a this or a that…man, DJ gets salty when he’s been up for 24 hours…we love a humble legend…seriously, nothing like recording in a studio…hard work, caballero…cheesy as it sounds, life is about the little things…mmmm Flannigan’s ribs…who else misses liner notes…for the record, Pero Let Me Tell You does not endorse dropping out of school…be curious about the past…David Bass sounds like a lawyer on TV, not a singer…he’s the Spanish whisperer…Muñecos de Papel & Wild Orchid…persistence pays off…End Song: “Vivir Lo Nuestro” by La India & Marc AnthonyRudy Perez: http://rudyperez.com/Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame: https://www.latinsonghall.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, who were all those people on stage with Juan Gabriel…we also didn’t do the thing we just did and were being accused of doing…fair time isn’t the worst thing…exactly how low-cost would a WalMart casket be…oooooo, we NEED to figure out how to see BBMak on their US tour…maybe Tommy Mottola has a ride share option…we know a little bit about big project undertakings…yeah, Alex really likes his SAT words…I mean, by now we ALL know who shot JR Ewing…libraries, still a great resource…great show, just not the Empire we’re talking about…those salacious cow udders…Ish’s Bette Davis can use some work…End Song: “Back Here” by BBMakThousand Movie Project: https://thousandmovieproject.com/author/asoron0424/BBMak: https://bbmak.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The salt of it all…just when we think Trump has topped himself…ethics isn’t something that should be politicized…man, this is a very musical type episode…can vegans still eat ass…freedom of speech extends to things you don’t like also…Uh-oh, we don’t wanna offend our Hialeah peeps…we’re sure it’s moisturizer from Navarro…you know you’re Miami if you recall Rick Sanchez…never underestimate the power of family…maybe don’t listen to Bigfoot’s online articles…yeah we can be fun, but we’re also gonna ask legit questions…communication is key caballero…we love a good sausage metaphor…step out of your comfort zone…wax poetic all you want my man…it’s all about la guaperia…we’re officially pastelitos…End Song: “Rebelion” by Joe Arroyo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 81. Pero…talkin’ la isla del encanto with singer/activist Ani CorderoMad with mold…bring on the Hispanic Heritage Month…when DJ calls out The View, it got real…multicam and cookbooks, that’s us in a nutshell…it’s called due diligence SNL…Miami’s in the top 5 of fun, bay-bee…it’s all about the Latino details…GeorgiaRican…sometimes a promesa isn’t all that promising…change was coming even before the storm…always exemplify the change you want to see…a machetazo…fertile soil is such a beauty of the Caribbean…music can help us all heal…are you a Mona or a Blanche…End Song: “Pan Pan (sin mantequilla)” by Ani CorderoAni Cordero: https://www.anicordero.net/PRIMA: https://www.primafund.org/Pin Pan Pun book: https://pinpanpun.co/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally, the answer to who is Mathias Perez…no crocs at a Straight Pride parade is just wrong…let’s start the pitch for 2020 now…it’s just foolish to apply today to yesterday…Friends was progressive and we’l fight anyone who says different…ya saben, when in Peru try the soup…WWCD (What Would Celia Do)…seriously, we would’ve loved to be in that church…tributes should be about authenticity…you know we’ll let you know if we have that lunch with La India…Ryan can’t review toys in jail…let’s just have a Tristan spin-off already…End Song: “Ese Hombre” by La IndiaIndia: A Tribute to Celia Cruz: https://www.arshtcenter.org/Tickets/Calendar/2019-2020-Season/Cuba-Beat/Celia-Cruz/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ’s lament…get out and donate for the Bahamas mi gente…what have YOU done to help the world…hurricane house strap-ons save roofs…AFILADOOOOOOORRRRRR…battered calderos are the only ones that work…uh, how do we get Hitachis back in the US…even as commie-haters, we aren’t pro-blacklisting…of course we (sorta) prepare…be provocative, not offensive…calling people on their BS is so thankless…End Song: “You’re in a Bubble” by Geri HalliwellPan-American Development Foundation: https://www.padf.org/Red Cross: www.redcross.org/Hurricane/Dorian‎ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anyone else a rig dinger…man, nearly 30 years since Andrew…we want our snow day too, dammit…Ish is clearly less of a Miamian…latinos have all sorts of hands to fit all sorts of taladros…CVS receipts could wallpaper a whole HOA…chicken is yummier without homophobia…God bless Bebe Rexha…sigh, we can’t have nice Latin things…the opioid crisis is real, but there’s blame to go around…also, Percocet + Vodka = Great Martini…End Song: “Maybe” by Emma Bunton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always support local, especially when the hustlers are legit…maybe we can have like suites at hospitals for ethnic families only…ugh, ahora we have to go wear sombreros so racists can figure out which of us are latinx…stand united, always mi gente…ultimately we always come through in the end…mira pa’tras pa’ir pa’lante…seriously, we’re totally branding the Straight Pride parade as the Sapingo March…again, just be good to each other, it goes a long way….End Song: “Shiny, Happy People” by REMMartha of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Dos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s like everybody has a podcast…our summer is symbolically over…should we start a mall tour company…you know, old people racist…habla español, carajo…if you’re rational, ya empezastes mal…it’s simple, just be nice…photoshop at its best…conspiracy theories abound…in other alternative facts, we’re actually clones…it’s a click bait world…a memorial isn’t for selfies…pray to the podcast gods…Last Song: “I Love NY” by Madonna Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a long and sappy one…it’s raining more this summer than DJ’s rain medley…man, we miss essentially ripping off music companies…an algorithm isn’t discovery…there has to be a way to get Blockbuster back…the import section was the best, and severely over-priced…there has to be a middle ground on gun control, there just has to be…BTW, us Latinos, Latinas, Latinx and Hispanics aren’t going ANYWHERE anytime soon…the one time cancel culture actually allows you to cancel…we like to think our listeners are fans of irony…yeah, the older we get the more sentimental…never forget, this world needs all the kindness we can give…End Song: “White Diamond” by Kylie Minogue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe there isn’t an English translation for mamey…condensed milk just makes everything better…a well-known fact is Columbus’ love of coriander…sometimes click bait is more dangerous than what’s actually said…all people deserve love of family, except for people who wear socks with crocs…is there an age where it’s best to take action with a possibly trans kid…when apologizing for your actions, maybe you don’t blame it on your sexuality…maybe being up front about your douche-baggery is refreshing…look, if you’re unapologetic about being an ass, you’d better be a trust fund kid…here’s to mango season…End Song: “El Tamarindo” by Kinito Mendez Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.