Pero Let Me Tell You

  • Autor: Vários
  • Narrador: Vários
  • Editor: Podcast
  • Duración: 500:55:18
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A podcast about the rants and musings of 2 Cuban-American guys discussing news, politics, culture, arts and anything else that pops up!

Episodios

  • Ep 78. Pero…Here Comes the Rain Again

    30/08/2019 Duración: 01h25min

    Anyone else a rig dinger…man, nearly 30 years since Andrew…we want our snow day too, dammit…Ish is clearly less of a Miamian…latinos have all sorts of hands to fit all sorts of taladros…CVS receipts could wallpaper a whole HOA…chicken is yummier without homophobia…God bless Bebe Rexha…sigh, we can’t have nice Latin things…the opioid crisis is real, but there’s blame to go around…also, Percocet + Vodka = Great Martini…End Song: “Maybe” by Emma Bunton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 77. Pero…Bring on the Sap!ngo Parade

    23/08/2019 Duración: 01h02min

    Always support local, especially when the hustlers are legit…maybe we can have like suites at hospitals for ethnic families only…ugh, ahora we have to go wear sombreros so racists can figure out which of us are latinx…stand united, always mi gente…ultimately we always come through in the end…mira pa’tras pa’ir pa’lante…seriously, we’re totally branding the Straight Pride parade as the Sapingo March…again, just be good to each other, it goes a long way….End Song: “Shiny, Happy People” by REMMartha of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Dos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 76. Pero…Se Habla Click Bait

    16/08/2019 Duración: 01h14min

    It’s like everybody has a podcast…our summer is symbolically over…should we start a mall tour company…you know, old people racist…habla español, carajo…if you’re rational, ya empezastes mal…it’s simple, just be nice…photoshop at its best…conspiracy theories abound…in other alternative facts, we’re actually clones…it’s a click bait world…a memorial isn’t for selfies…pray to the podcast gods…Last Song: “I Love NY” by Madonna Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 75. Pero…Shine Bright Like Un Diamante

    09/08/2019 Duración: 01h39min

    It’s a long and sappy one…it’s raining more this summer than DJ’s rain medley…man, we miss essentially ripping off music companies…an algorithm isn’t discovery…there has to be a way to get Blockbuster back…the import section was the best, and severely over-priced…there has to be a middle ground on gun control, there just has to be…BTW, us Latinos, Latinas, Latinx and Hispanics aren’t going ANYWHERE anytime soon…the one time cancel culture actually allows you to cancel…we like to think our listeners are fans of irony…yeah, the older we get the more sentimental…never forget, this world needs all the kindness we can give…End Song: “White Diamond” by Kylie Minogue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 74. Pero…Batido de Mamey for Everybody!

    02/08/2019 Duración: 01h17min

    Maybe there isn’t an English translation for mamey…condensed milk just makes everything better…a well-known fact is Columbus’ love of coriander…sometimes click bait is more dangerous than what’s actually said…all people deserve love of family, except for people who wear socks with crocs…is there an age where it’s best to take action with a possibly trans kid…when apologizing for your actions, maybe you don’t blame it on your sexuality…maybe being up front about your douche-baggery is refreshing…look, if you’re unapologetic about being an ass, you’d better be a trust fund kid…here’s to mango season…End Song: “El Tamarindo” by Kinito Mendez Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 73. Pero…it’s a Fuller House with Juan Pablo di Pace (Fernando)

    26/07/2019 Duración: 01h37min

    Yeah, it’s another longer ep…gas guzzle, much…take as many vacations as you want…it doesn’t hurt much if it’s a one-hit wonder…sometimes you’re the wrong kind of 1%...dammit, not ALL Cubans do cocaine…ay, we all have that word we only remember in Spanish…grown adults should NOT be a #squad…sometimes you’re guilty even if we can’t prove it, prove it…the real lesson here is NEVER insult Ricky Martin…seriously, meth heads would have nasty Q-tips… Set your Google alerts guys…Jesus to Kimmy Gibbler’s husband, natural progression…it’s always about the Fame school…he ain’t wrong about the Latino rythym…if I’m Meryl Streep, I’m putting “THE” in front of my name…let’s all sleep under the stars in the desert…bringing authenticity to a character…Desi Arnaz, one of our personal heroes…we LOOOOVE a guest who feels comfortable enough to curse…more people should spend the day before their birthday with us…End Song: “Shock Your Mama” by Debbie Gibson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 72. Pero…musicals, comic-cons and Holocaust deniers

    19/07/2019 Duración: 01h21min

    Musicals have a way of creeping up on ya…don’t hate on vacations…Ish gets to pick DJ’s cosplay, decisions, decisions…when in doubt, it’s anime…caballero, como que they forgot about Luis Miguel…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…we’ve traded summer movies for summer song…consent is implied in The Little Mermaid…arguing with conspiracy nuts is the epitome of futile…ah yes, Wendy Soulka and La Tigresa del Oriente…End Song: “Friday” by Rebecca Black Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 71. Pero…we could’ve been on the Real World

    12/07/2019 Duración: 01h16min

    We could have had a show so much earlier…that magical time of the week when Juernes rolls around…what role would you play on Real World…seriously, they should film the next season in Hialeah…when the guaperia is a bit too much from a cop…so much gray area…just cuz you’re a horrible human being doesn’t mean you deserve jail time…regla or regla…the days of MySpace seem so simple now…well, at least he’ll peak around the time he came out so that’s a thing…Fernando and Kimmy for spin-off…please, let’s pull back on the knee jerk reactions caballeroEnd Song: “Broken” by Juan Pablo di Pace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 70. Pero…local, bilingual, self-deluded legends only

    05/07/2019 Duración: 01h32min

    Beyond time for Mary J Blige to be honored…la pobre Marilyn…cakes, cakes, cakes…when social media abandons you…it’s like being a victim is the new fashion trend…don’t ever put your ex on blast on social, it’s just not cute…mira que hablamos de la Taylor…some people are human coleslaw…how can we discuss if we don’t learn first…hasta en las mejores familias…never arm the opposition…so now we just listen to random things for relaxation…End Song: “No More Drama” by Mary J Blige Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 69. Pero…we’re in Vegas, bay-bee!

    28/06/2019 Duración: 48min

    Man, the SLS Hotel in Las Vegas was lots of fun…they ain’t kidding about a dry heat, but a poolside cabana does help…Robbie Williams, totally worth the 20 year wait…guys, check out Fresh or Phresh…Mr. Ish, opening a salon near you…for the record, we DID cry…next trip, maybe should be Punta Cana…diversify your trips caballero…bring on the lobster…mmm, could totally go for a completa…traveling with friends is possibly the best way to visit places…whoa, Benny Hill = El Gordo Porcel…dammit, next time Pia, next time…End Song: “Live in Las Vegas” by Robbie WilliamsThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 68. Pero…getting our Power Love Hour on with Lucy Lopez

    21/06/2019 Duración: 01h27min

    Vegas, baby…check out the Rum Train y’all…whose food has priority…ay la gente siempre tienen un problema with everything…how I loathe coming to the defense of the bland…pffft, the Spice Girls are all about inclusivity and we loved their music since forever…Lucy Lopez is jealous of our name, dreams come true…we all have that one station in our city…one more meeting twice for the first time for Ish…the wild, wild west with respect…the Miami accent, our ultimate love/hate relationship…what “bro” are you guilty of…aww Mirta de Perales, RIP…bring on the Cuban sandwich controversy…mmm, Jupiña… keep destigmatizing mental health issues caballero…nothing like Power Love Hour dedications…Lynn Manuel Martinez…End Song: “Stranger” by Hilary DuffThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/Power 96: https://power96.radio.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 67. Pero…We’re Live from the Burger Museum

    14/06/2019 Duración: 57min

    That’s us, the Kelly & Ryan of Miami…a week later, we’re still gonna be stuffed from all the food we ate at this recording…food show in audio, pitch it to Food Network…always buy local…yeah, we know we talk about Publix, A LOT…really, though, the DR gave us Charytin, it can’t be that bad…guess, any size drink is as good as another…the Flan-tastic Donut from Mojo Donuts and Creamy Creations is proof of a higher power’s existence…customer service, some day Miami shall know you…genuinely only 3 of us remembered Mother Butler…Happy Father’s Day…maybe it’s Lil’ Kim Jong Un…yup, one more Canadian…grandmother no es lo mismo as abuela…again, thank you to everyone who came to see us and for those of you at home…End Song: “Informer” by SnowBurger Museum: https://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/Marth of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Mojo Donuts: http://www.mojodonuts.com/Reed’s Soda: https://www.drinkreeds.com/Sakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat

  • Ep 66. Pero…being Highly Relevant with Jack Rico

    07/06/2019 Duración: 01h23min

    Put a box of pastelitos in front us and it ain’t gonna be pretty…happy Pride y’all…what would the “Straight Pride” flag look like…crocs and basic bitches for miles…more entertaining than offensive…we’re gonna stock up on fragrant lotions…queue the DJ rant…well, childbirth does usually involve opening one’s chocha…yeah, not over yet…Jack Rico may just have one of THE best radio voices ever…when 2 become 1, we guess…definitely a fake it to make it type of situation…hey, nerds can be tough guys too…oh hell, let’s just go door to door and podcast that way…said it before, say it again, pave your own damn way…is there a big difference between criticism and just plain ol’ opinion…again, let’s remove the stigma on mental health for Hispanics…uh-oh, not the Cuchi-Frito complex…End Song: “Rock DJ” by Robbie WilliamsHighly Relevant w/ Jack Rico: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/highly-relevant-with-jack-rico/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 65. Pero…laughing and chatting with Carolina Cadillo

    31/05/2019 Duración: 01h14min

    Punctuality continues mystifying Hispanics…what were we all trying to investigate in the 80s with so many PI shows…Levar Burton vs Mary Hart…camping is just #whitenonsense with tents…this may be the 2nd time we mention that Lynda Carter/Loni Anderson show…let’s just be thankful Mandy Moore survived the climb…having a career in radio this long is definitely a blessing…cardio with Rosie Perez, now THAT’S crossfit…always own who you are, being genuine is the best brand…maybe someday we’ll get an invite to perform off-Broadway…it’s all about the chemistry…our duality is part of the fun…End Song: Theme to Hart to HartCarolina Cadillo show: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/carolina-cadillo-show/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 64. Pero…singing sensation Abrina is Toda Tuya

    24/05/2019 Duración: 01h33min

    Does anyone in the US know about Red Nose Day…GoT, aight ending or absolute disaster…all audiences want is a little happy ending for their time…shared pop culture is fewer and further between…let’s start listing the next live sitcoms to recreate…being late is a Hispanic way of life…for want of an SD card…never know where music can take you…sometimes collaborations are the best way to create…boxes are for storage, not people or art…let your path take you organically, but work for it…we can’t feel cute ALL the time…Siempre Selena…we’re shameless song requesters…hip-hop + harp = unforgettable…here’s hoping the US isn’t as far gone as we think…End Song: “Toda Tuya” by Abrina ft Frankie JAbrina: http://www.abrinamusic.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 63. Pero…LIVE from Union Beer Store

    17/05/2019 Duración: 47min

    It’s our first ever live show…thanks again to Union Beer Store for inviting us…we truly felt the love from everyone who came out in support…just be happy, Britney…don’t take the click bait…mira que los trapos sucios se sacan hoy en dia…cancel the cancel…clocked at 10 minutes for the CBS Sunday morning reference…sorry for the GOT spoilers, kids…seriously, we need to find a helium substitute…Betty White for Reina del Carnval…get it together Alabama…maybe instead of a stripper, may we suggest burlesque dancers at your funeral…LOST viewers are probably still upset…ugh, Pattinson as Batman, like Bruce wasn’t moody enough…the rainbow sherbet beer was sooooo delicious…End Song: “Shots” by LMFAOUnion Beer Store: http://unionbeerstore.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 62. Pero…getting chatty with blogger Angie Armada

    10/05/2019 Duración: 01h09min

    One day we’ll do a full episode in accents…vamos Latinos, keep erasing mental health stigma...although sometimes the Palmetto vs Turnpike can lead to madness…mira que Miami esta caro…make sure to use your powers for good…when isn’t nude, actually nude…life brings change, make sure you change with it…just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you stop being a person…damn but that’s tremendo tiempo on our screens…I mean, they DO have clear band-aids…dammit internet now Ish has to defend Taylor Swift…trigger warning, you’re being coddled…maybe ogres do own marching bands, we don’t know…End Song: “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor SwiftNeighborhood Heroes: www.heroesintheneighborhood.comSweet Sirena: www.sweetsirena.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 61. Pero…el horno esta ready for Night Owl Cookies founder Andrew Gonzalez

    03/05/2019 Duración: 01h29min

    Are we sure it’s not in English, maybe even Spanish…happy Juernes everyone…be like Madonna and never settle…we’re loathe to offend the color beige…yep, DJ met the godparents of Cuban-American everything…oh, racism, it’s like you’ll never leave us…if you can’t see a like on Instagram in the woods, does it still make a sound on a filter…late night desserts are the best…if you’re upset eating a cookie, I mean…such a lack of cold beverages…we swear, it wasn’t our intention to make him cry…stoners, inspiring food since way back when…whatever drives you, make sure it’s from a place of purity…sometimes you have to be a basic bitch to master the complex…and before we go, a lesson in vinylEnd Song: “Goodies” by CiaraNight Owl Cookies: http://nightowlcookieco.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 60. Pero…another swig with Mommas & Merlot

    26/04/2019 Duración: 01h22min

    Ep 60. Pero…another swig with Mommas & MerlotLet’s get Morgan Fairchild on here too, porque no…when fake Friday collides with actual Friday…WE MISS YOU TOO VANESSA…quien mas tiene platos sin usar…why were those Precious Moments so sad all the time…sigh, Ish can’t really crush on non-meat eaters…BFFs by way of 10 minute conversation with Ana Navarro…yeah, we never really get around to Mueller…el tremendo eyeroll…we’re pretty sure the bachelorette letter is pure white nonsense…maybe bridesmaids should be capped at a certain number across the board…the curse of being a good dancer…no me digas you don’t love rice pilaf and chicken corden bleu…End Song: “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ep 59. Pero…talking politics with the Miami Young Republicans

    19/04/2019 Duración: 01h32min

    Paris is Burning…sometimes a French poodle is the most destructive force…en Medellin con Maluma y la Madonna…ay la politica…this week we engage in something most people have forgotten…discourse…we can agree to disagree…when we stop talking, we stop listening…you know this week DJ was all in his element…esoteric sodas are the least sugary…End Song: “Rhythm Nation” by Janet Jackson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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