Pero Let Me Tell You

Buying lunch for March For Our Lives...maybe Marco Rubio only shows up to foam parties...Strom Thurman was a spry 62 year old preemie...Code Red just depresses us...the Bill of Rights isn't a la carte...dammit, girls can be violent too...there's always room for Pia...what kinda Cuban hasn't had a colada...Sirimba v Patatun...we go back to Marilyn's 15s...nobody reads the contract...maybe Blake Lively and Shelton ARE the same person...can you be AfroLatin but not black...amamos Amara la Negra...long live the queen (of salsa)...we quote way too much Que Pasa USA...plus an album and a store get our last sodas of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rick & Joe are tech pioneers…your Alexa might go kooky this ep…maybe Cubans do eat wild boar…we so miss international upfronts…bye bye Toys R Us…help us remember the Contra code…worst strip club ad ever…Mickey Mouse definitely ain’t cheap…fat shaming wasn’t a thing in the 80’s…duct tape doesn’t fix water heaters…my sister the internet shamer…maybe some facts have feelings…pretty sure Gina Torres makes an excellent yucca…and of course, #PiaonDWTS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

just don't threaten Senator's kids...bully for you North Korea...Marco Rubio should go to more foam parties...show me the nation of Islam on a map...we cast Celebrity Big Brother 2...ideas are great, long as they're the same as yours...only took 6 eps to get to 9/11...so many carbs consumed for cheap fair entries...and Pia Zadora kinda, sorta knows who we are! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's hard being the Pentagon of Podcasts...don't send nudes, send croquetas, just not of bacalao...they always show Xanadu at Glitter camp...is ignorant yokel a dialect...LGBTLMNOP...maybe Spidey IS Jewish...Snapchat Gospels...I'm a baber, you're a baber...just say no to Papi at Marshalls...put on your hat for el baile del perrito...would you recognize the sound of a fax...Sizzler single-handedly saves 'Merica...our sodas go to people hard to put into our picture grid...and of course, Pia Zadora...this ep brought to you by CheapUndies, except they don't know it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everybody's un primo...taking it One Day at a Time with Netflix...Piñata: strings vs un bate...more obscure, Pia Zadora or Glenn Scarpelli...are you a giraffe, llama or alpaca...Desi Arnaz: sitcom pioneer and the start of representation...disappointing Danish cookie tins...can grammar be fluid...basic bitches love socialism...labels, label, labels....and of course our last sodas of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

in the wake of the tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High we have a chat about the horrible event in our own backyard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would El Puma make a good support animal...Hialeah set a national case precedent...on some level, Pia Zadora MUST listen to Peluqueria Rock...Havana Club rum causes us to have telepathy...and our last soda goes to yogurt and travel...plus big THANKS to you all!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our 2nd episode we talk about how Kevin Spacey is pretty much like Bea Arthur, income disparity, the unsung hero of Call Me By Your Name, Times' Up and of course another Pia Zadora reference...not to mention, maybe YOU got the last soda of the desert Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our debut episode we talk about how we meet twice for the first time, politics, being Cuban and the first of what will probably be several Pia Zadora references...plus find out who gets our last soda of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.