Pero Let Me Tell You

Zorak & Brak forever…all of TLC is bops on bops…so many ‘stop’ songs…TRL with Gaga would have been very interesting…Shazaming in a toilet stall…thank you FL Supercon…anime or furry…RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner & Ozzy Osbourne…music is the soundtrack to our lives, if you’re doing it right…Buc-ees is a little overwhelming…wall of jerky…Red Bull, jerky & Ice Breakers…ok FDOT, we’re ready to be your FL Service Plaza Ambassadors…sundries…let’s all take more vacations to visit the service plazas…also, we clearly need a friend from Paraguay…so much paraphernalia…we should all have a framed dolphin with a birthday hat…it’s officially Leo season…figuring out the transportation system acronyms…wasp is worse than a gnat…Last Cafecito: Burger King wedding & Diana from Beat CultureTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https:

Junior’s hugs are legendary and need to be experienced…all hugs are good, but not all hugs are Junior hugs…third time back and hopefully many more…hair journey updates…finding a good barber is very important…cannot say enough good things about Superman…doesn’t matter if he’s fake, Krypto should have been on the junket…driving up to ATL for a 15s is true friendship…this centromesa convo is even better than anticipated…do we take the centerpiece for psychological reasons…grab all the free stuff, always…fun with cats and cucumbers…why is ChatGPT able to figure us out so much better than we figure ourselves…bro, every time Alex comes on, the convo goes to deep, dark places…let’s all get in touch with ourselves…are we really asking if Stevie Wonder is blind??...so many voices and not all of them necessary…also, loves you Eva Mendes, pero for real we don’t need your thoughts on geo-politics……Last Cafecito: Genuine Friends & Alex MirandaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the

From Puerto Rico to Miami to Japan…COVID can’t stop talent…do NOT miss Domino Saints live…sometimes you just need to pivot…always take the Disney money…Vegas is always a vibe…bring on the sponsors…ugh, the robocalls…let’s face it, Latinos just got that rhythm…the Miami accent will neutralize any accents being heard…spite is a great motivator…the music business is definitely a business…from Great Danes to bunnies…Beatles or Beyonce…of course musicians are loud, especially on SoBe…Miami is saying Miami…it better not be another five years for them to return…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a falta de respeto thing…trigger is triggering Darwin…RIP Dial a Teacher…the Miami clique of it all…changing election dates and the optics of Miami government…at least developers won’t kill you, so bonus points…Last Cafecito: Thomas Kennedy and TX First RespondersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted o

How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY predictive…all the telecom colors…Aunt Viv 1 vs Aunt Viv 2…put us on the Pyramid or Price is Right…Tiny Chef showed more emotion than most humans on socials…maybe we’re just upset Bezos didn’t invite us…what celebrities would you invite to your wedding is a great question…Happy Birthday, America…Last Cafecito: Barbara Walters documentary & Johan EliaschTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-

About time we get to honor this living legend…being from Miami means you have to embrace that accent…hell, Lucy monetized it…of course cousins are her characters…we need a Tetica Spears t-shirt…Pesadita vibes are not a bad thing…late 90s, early 2000s WAS absolutely great in Miami…we just introduced Lucy to Cary Cruz…you can’t teach authenticity and this woman is genuine…don’t be a gatekeeper…Gloria & Lucy meeting is way beyond time to happen…always dream big mi gente…hmm is The Wknd actually Alvarez Guedes…celebrate the journey of your whole family…having met Lucy’s parents, know we love them too…we need more creative matchmakers…”don’t stop, get it, get it” is poetry…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do NOT wanna kill Junior…da bomb sauce is awful…DJ WOULD be a St Bernard…apologies to our Miata lovers…congrats to our girl, Lucy Lopez on her Proclamation from the city of Miami-Dade…the BTUs just hit different…to valet or not to valet…welcome to DJ’s meat corner…hey, the butter was room temperature when all was said and done…don’t check out on the news, but give yourself meaningful breaks…doomscrolling isn’t the answer…seriously, why do people on IG rant in their kitchens…is half true, still true…Bob Fosse, national treasure and a helluva dancer…bring on the Diddy defense…old school New Edition, bring it…dammit Brandy & Monica, bring the tour to FL…look at Junior with the Monica connection…maybe we do have famous listeners…Snow, Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer, what a combo…let’s do spelling in songs again…Last Sodas: American Airlines & Wired TVTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero

Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, Monica or Brandy…don’t act like you didn’t do the Macarena…more Mark Morrison…soap operas are called that for a reason…of course we’re talking defunct soaps…before you dress, Caress…Last Soda: Pam AndersonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love interviewing a trailblazer…we do deserve better…spite is a great motivator…disruption isn’t the only thing, it’s about actually making change…local government is where things really happen…get educated with Ish…true term limits will help things actually get done…UFC has nothing on Miami commission meetings…we need to preserve Coconut Grove and all of our city’s personality…get engaged mi gente…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay the Junior cam is back…we’re totally nerds with our literature talk…of course Ish relates to a novel about boozing it up and good times…Hansel y Raul forever…ugh, Holden Caufield was tremendo chiquito malcriado…Shakespeare created so many of our sayings…ok, we all used the damned Game Genie…listen, the Princess was the best player in Super Mario 2, period…Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…who doesn’t love a giant eggplant on PBS…not even Elizabeth Hurley was safe from being cheated on…We miss greatest hits…seriously, pretty sure Gloria nor Whoopi remembers that movie…are we more open with Ai than an actual person…a machine can never truly recreate human creativity…Last Sodas: Las Paredes Oyen & Cole Escola/Nicole ScherzingerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…from Cuban to Guido…dear graduates, don’t lose your optimism…man that Baz Luhrman poem really does hit different as you get older…who picks a fruit cup when overwhelmed with dessert…scientifically the chicken came before the egg…who doesn’t love a knock knock joke…Fast & the Furious is high octane sci-fi……Last Sodas: Graduation Day videos & Tom LlamasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-t

Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara convo has entered the building…we love us an eclectic, under the radar Mt Rushmore…hmm is hip-hop the new jazz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, DJ dislikes his of the early 90s…we miss you VH1…coffeehouse rock will never be peluqueria rock…ufff that The Wknd movie was ROUGH…Lilo & Stitch NEEDS to be a double feature with Emperor’s New Groove…yo, Disney give us a call for that Villain land debut…bring Peru to Epcot…Pennies & Potatoes, again we’re on the cusp of unimportant topics…Hialeah would totally give you acidez…NBC covering chickens in Miami is next level…peacocks are absolutely vicious animals…not all chickens are the same, you know what we mean…Don Francisco definitely deserves to be in space…Richard Marx & Daisy Fuentes should swing by our show…Bob Villa tambien, love us a latino you don’t stop to think of as latino…love us Janet at the AMAs, but step up the red carpet a bit…nobody will ever accuse Ish of substance over style onstage…we need to make ‘Anna Wintour Does’ as a series somehow…Last Sodas: Kermit the Frog & Robbie EliasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy

Welcome El Cuban Dude…oh FB & the geriatrics…that damn British ‘u’ in words…el heavy metal & being a rockero…we need more live podcasts…Gainesville & el campo…the Miami dichotomy is real…bro, what accent…threading the line between dark and nostalgia…Radio Mambi memory unlocked…we loooooove being told about our culture from Americanos…sans Salami, always…morning sofrito…we love a food truck…the amount of times we get asked about our food being spicy…sweet & savory isn’t how we do things on the norm pero there’s the pazas en picadillo…authenticity is always the key…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with the eyes…be intentional people, we could all use it…week 2 of Joceyln Enriquez references…Last Sodas: Christian Bale & Adrian “Domino” CastroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax goes away, but what’s the longer impact…we do enjoy an informative content creator…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramores and gentlemen of the past…poor McKinley…nobody has almanacs anymore…armoires in the 90s…we’ll never forget you Waterbed City…caballero, Gloria Estefan couldn’t be controversial if she tried, much less in relation to Diddy…like a good Cuban, none of this sleepover or being in other people’s homes thing…should Pete Rose be allowed into the Baseball Hall of Fame…the asterisk hall of fame could be VERY interesting…bring on the Latino music takeover with Bad Bunny & Fuerza Regida on Billboard’s top 2 spots…wow, we really drew a blank on those Spanish language duos, que pena…EVERYONE should get a hug from Jr…Last So

Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’t just SoBe & more voices need to call that out…DJ cameo time!…we are flattered and humbled…podcasters don’t ramble, we entertain…never give in to impostor syndrome…we still miss Panolo’s pan con bistec…talk about a fun career day at school…sometimes our show is a time machine…learn to say no…we could all use a little brain rewiring…and he’s a rapper too, no jodas…do we ever really wrap things up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acas

Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back then…nothing like the original Star Wars…Cinco de Mayo is actually pretty damn American…check out Industry of Cool podcast…Last Sodas: Valeria’s daughter & Gloria EstefanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer is a definite litmus test…a movie without music really isn’t a movie…and sometimes Y, pa’ joder…Last Sodas: Boris Sanchez & The Flag GuyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.