Emergency Pants Podcast

Episode 53: Deal with it! Thanks to Sutrannu for sending the BBQ States Song, making some cool art and generally being awesome Johnny Murder did it AGAIN! This time in panties! Go watch Close Your Robe! Jamie provided these links which are hilarious Nimbuzz is having an emoticon contest, which got us thinking about what emoticons … Continue reading »

Episode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did! Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes! Johnny Murder wrote a song about Ghost Sex that is … Continue reading »

Enjoy episode 51, complete with Special Gift and Happy Ending! Listener Love! Greetings to Rachel and Shaebay; thanks to Cheryl who sent us a link about the Comfort Wipe and Penny, who sent Bridget the VERY special gift of Ferrari Guy, and Bridget finally remembers to say hi to Victor, listener and maker of Mr. Honeymelon! Also, Monsterosity … Continue reading »

Episode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI! Shane is giddy over his new job We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? from Liz. … Continue reading »

 Episode 49. It just IS. Bridget can’t get enough of Nerd Boyfriend Mmmmmm, balls! Watching people gardening and writing to Congress on Salvia is freaking hilarious Rose made Midwestern Greeting Cards a reality. We love you, Rose! We continue the discussion of the heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin Hi Tara, Rachel and Will, Laura, … Continue reading »

Episode 48 deals with obsession, our awesome listeners, at-risk youth, and meatloaf. Lots and lots of meatloaf. Ok, not really that much meatloaf. Shane is the meatloaf king Panko! LOL-less update Shane growls for Bay and we say hi to Jodi and Rose Bridget and Shane were at-risk youth Tiptoes. It’s real. Check it out. … Continue reading »

Episode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not. Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty. We’re funny! Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz! Shane has an awesome thing happen Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie – except we actually tell the story … Continue reading »

Episode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we might have talked about: Toilet paper The most unintentionally hilarious thing Jim has … Continue reading »

Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more. The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls  Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits. … Continue reading »

Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner. Sausages! Yum! Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices. We suck at compliments, part three. Getting angry at hairstyles. Special greetings from Jamie for … Continue reading »

Episode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit! Beef stands are killing Chicago Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion! Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay! Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X … Continue reading »

Epsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk. Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone* Shane shares his experience being laid. Off. Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story Shane has great love and affection for old electronics. Weird! Bridget is an unwilling part in … Continue reading »

Episode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things. How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much. Green Porno is sublime Rose sends us goodies and is awesome Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video Needle felting is fun! Get a kit from Tobiah Mundt today! How to … Continue reading »

Episode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**! A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs Women in panties provide distraction We love learning new things Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends We’re all too approachable Download: Episode 40

Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers. Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode Friend of the … Continue reading »

Episode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace. The best way to disable Shane Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show” We decide who we … Continue reading »

  It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory … Continue reading »

Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk. YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY! Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related Bridget and Jamie are made famous when  the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, … Continue reading »

Episode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes. Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches! Close encounters with a blue wang Helicopters: super-cool or terrifying bringers of doom? You decide! Marshmallows: same question. Bridget’s fangirl chronicles: King … Continue reading »

Episode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting. We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee! Bridget was Down With the Sickness Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool. We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd … Continue reading »