Emergency Pants Podcast

Who doesn’t need a montage?  In this episode, we discuss the things in life in which we would like to be sped fast-forward through, a la the movie montage.   Other things you will find interesting in this podcast: Bridget’s awesome doctor Shane’s fascination with Bridget’s awesome doctor Nerd Lovin’ Something horrible in the bubble … Continue reading »

After a massive, massive hiatus, Emergency Pants is back with a brand new edition. We're rollin' in our 5.0, with the ragtop down, so our hair can blow. In this week's episode, we discuss the virtues of San Diego and San Francisco, and smutty dime-novel shops. Bridget and Shane relate heart-wrenching stories of visits to grandma's house, bullies, and floods. Also: Smurf names, sexual harrassment training, and the elusive Prius is spotted in the wild. Download it here: Episode-13

Commit! Commit! Commit to be shit! Be! Shitgressive! B-E shitgressive! So, Episode 12 is in the can (quite literally). It picks up where 11 left off, with the EP crew being joined again by Tony** to discuss matters of great importance. Tony also teaches us the game "Species or Sex Act?" which proves to be a great time.

Episode 11 is released unto an unsuspecting public! In this week's episode we discuss the luxuries of a certain supermarket, the virtues of sushi and piercings, and completely fail at not talking about poop once again. And Tony** joins us again!

Episode 10's content was recorded along with Episode 9's, however due to length we had to break 'em apart (that's what she said). I was going to wait a few days to let Ep 9 sink in good and deep, but this stuff is just too funny to sit on (that's what she said). Enjoy Episode 10, in which we discuss archaic terms for punishment, license plates, cat balls, and horse jizz.

Episode 9 has been released for public consumption! In this episode, we discuss troublemaker Anthony Bourdain, inflexible noodles, stationery and office supplies, and Bridget's mom blows our minds. Also discussed: pooplosions, bathroom furniture, and the natural beauty of the glory hole.

Episode 008 features a guest, Tony**, a long-time friend of Bridget and Shane. It is also our podcast's filthiest episode by far, and our almost-longest (second only to episode 003's silence contest, which clocked in just under 3 hours).

This week's episode covers a wide range of topics, such as ice cream, hobos (but no hobo vaginas), crafting, podcasting, and crazy people.