Emergency Pants Podcast

Episode 34 of Emergency Pants features the story of a brutal attack purportrated by poultry on a powerless prepubescent. Also: alliteration. Worlds collide! Shane and Bridget bond over idiocy they deal with on a daily basis Worlds collide AGAIN! Bridget’s other internet home, Mr X Stitch is having a contest – and next week we get to announce the … Continue reading »

Episode 33 of Emergency Pants is filled with random goodness! We love PNSexplosion so much, we bought them dinner and sent them this. Funny fake names used in battle Ghosts and old people – connected? We share “We shall most certainly be chums” moments We’re just not comfortable being complimented. *squirm* New listener Tara! Hi … Continue reading »

Episode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated! A winner is chosen! Who will it be? It’s a mystery! Unless you look at the title … Continue reading »

Episode 31 is just FULL of stuff! AND junk! Euphemism contest entries - you guys are dirty, and we love it! Thanks to: Nessa, Kelley, Tony, Sid, Laura, Tina, Bay and Jamie! Shane's new website! Bridget's domestic success! Listener Sid posts a link that makes Bridget cry (in the good way) We finally say hi to Alissa! Hi, Alissa! Shane makes Kelley and Alissa uncomfortable, I'm sure. Sorry, ladies! Bridget is a katamari for IT guys!

That's right, we're having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they're not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype - emergency-pants.net - or leave a comment on the site to participate. A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase - and hey, if the winner wants it, we'll even send it to them! Or not. We don't want things to be weird between us. We'll move as slow as you want us to, baby.

    It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered: Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner Tonight’s vocabulary word is felching Shane has 5 computers!!! HR secret codes Listener love! Thanks to Cheryl and iTunes 5 star reviewer! … Continue reading »

Episode 28 - the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE! Tonight we discuss: YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You - provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri. Dudes crying. Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might get her grounded. An update on the grab-ass couple - it's really them! - especially for Kelley. Shane attempts a solo podcast.

Public Grabass Tiddy Bear competitor "Snadge Elephant" Reading Twitter in the Bathroom Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)

Welcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony) In this episode we discuss: The joys of belligerant drunks The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts) 80s cartoons Teacher rape (or the lack thereof) And more!

We're back with a bonus episode this week: The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza - IN COLOR!

Episode 25 explores Bridget's and my love for shitty commercials. We're also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ. We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our best and worst Christmases!

Episode 23 covers a lot of ground, so we'll get right into the nitty gritty: Snow sucks - it's confirmed and documented. Bridget's mom is not the best CSR. The first recorded trans-atlantic junk-food swap. Mean Pharmacy Lady. Nobody has time for REO Speedwagon. Burnout. The worst joke in the world

Episode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by "culture" we mean "swear words." Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that is snuggies.

In Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by "atone," I mean "tell you about and laugh at." We cover such scintillating sins as: Theft Medical fetishes Lying and Jedi Mind Tricks

Episode 20 is all about embarrassment. Hear such harrowing tales as: The Wrong Party! I Thought You Hung Up! Grab-Ass - For Real This Time! Gingerbread Latte of Doom!

Episode 19: We review our feedback from the ladies at Grits to Glitz, who gave us a shout-out on their latest episode, and a discussion about Shane's prostitute friend. Also: People are incapable of determining if they're having an actual emergency Vampire stories and Twilight Sticky accents Goodbye, Mars Lander!

Episode 18 kicks off with election coverage, and we find out what's wrong with America today. Bridget enjoys some hot latte action courtesy of Starbuck's new friendliness program, and we discuss how it's hard out there for a geek.

Episode 16 is hot off the presses! In this issue: Minneapolis vs. St. Paul The Smoking Gun TV has funny educational films, including "Easy To Get" - Army's training video about how not to get gonorrhea - NSFW! Bridget has hot Twitter friends Skittle jackets are not hiphop Commercials encourage lying Download it now: Episode 17

We managed to whip Skype into a bloody submission this evening, so here's another episode for you all. We detail the scandalous stealing of political signs from Bridget's mom, the wonders of GPS, Subversive arts and crafts, Human Resources, Tony, and childish insults. Shout outs to Mr. Xstitch, and a shitload of etsy stores

In this episode we cover ass cheese, comedy gold at McDonald's, Heroes Suckfest, and REO Speedwagon. Also covered: How's It Made, and your uvula is showing, and Subversive Cross Stitch. Shout outs: VSC, Mooosh, Ruby42, and of course, Beefranck.