Emergency Pants Podcast

Episode 93: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. MST3K 24/7!!!! Hey, guys! Get in on the EZ Juicer Um. There’s more. I’m sure of it! Download: Episode 93

Episode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it. Something Something Church Something Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry. Hi Adam! Hi Ruby! Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your … Continue reading »

Hey. Hey. Hey. C’mere a minute. I wanna show you something. It’s EPISODE 91! Old dudes dig me. What would you do if you were president? Cheryl sent us these awesome cards Hi, Julie! Keri: We are very, very, very sorry. Really! Ben made this piece of awesome inspired by last week’s podcast. Is there … Continue reading »

Episode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!! Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator! What makes you poop? Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or a convenience food This Golden Girls spoof looks like fun! Download: … Continue reading »

Episode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning! Cat Talk! Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before. Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet! “Ophelia, … Continue reading »

Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians Kelly discusses her baby hotel The Cafeteria Files Funny SNL commercials! Hi, yhf! Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob* Download: Episode 88

Episode 87: Good for what ails you! Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly! This Onion article kicked our asses This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it! Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter … Continue reading »

Episode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk! Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk! One of the fellows behind Look Around You is behind the Time Waster podcast – so … Continue reading »

Episode 85 guest stars ROSE! Hi, Rose! We all love Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh Songsmith makes us grumpy Shane enjoys Curling. Who knew? We talk about Black Dynamite, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show Axecop – written by a kid, drawn by an adult, made of awesome. Rose enjoys the Cheat Commandos on … Continue reading »

Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about: Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna! Hoodie Footie. Yeah. Hipster Snuggie Homestarrunner! Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless! Download: Episode 84

Episode 83: Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Accidental Ham Ingestion and their new album, Bone-In! We’ve been sickie-poos! Bridget had an interview! Check out these ridiculous skymall items And this storage container commercial that relies on laziness and stupidity! We’re on tumblr. Are you? Follow us! Bridget, Shane, Jamie, Alissa, Ben and … Continue reading »

Episode 82: Holy fucking shit! It’s Penny and Johnny! Penny and Johnny have come up with the next big thing, the Trousie! We may never sleep again after learning about the existence of alligator gars! Check out the Incident at Loch Ness and The Grand Experience the horror of Gigglesnort Hotel! Check out one of … Continue reading »

Episode 81: But I digress. Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here. We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one! Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this. Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey … Continue reading »

Episode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result! What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing. Go watch this commercial and report back! Thanks to Penny for telling us about … Continue reading »

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe! This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though: Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness … Continue reading »

Episode 78: Um. Yeah. Do you have Skype? Do you enjoy saying things? Contact us if you’re interested in joining us sometime! This catheter commercial is freaking us out So I Married An Axe Murderer is on hulu. Watch it! Bridget received a Midwestern greeting card from this mystery listener! Thanks, Mystery Listener! Do you … Continue reading »

Episode 77: Bing! We discuss the new sport Vengers We got that B Roll! Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck! Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves. From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW. … Continue reading »

Episode 76: Tony! Toni! Tone! MST3K is on hulu! Hoarders. Also: Poop. Tony has an awkward moment that is made better through sharing with us. Awwww! Listeners Penny Nickels and Johnny Murder are in this video! Joe is cross stitching us pressies, is he still a tough guy? Yes. Yes he is. Bridget gets another … Continue reading »

Episode 75: I *thought* I smelled cabbage! Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have discovered the official game of Emergency Pants, and it is: Hot Dog Down a Hallway. If you’ve got an iPhone, go get it! Clair sent us this fun clip of Armstrong & Miller Penny sent us this robot clip – … Continue reading »

Episode 74: WE NEED MORE WATER ON THE FLOOR! Asking Bridget how it’s going is a risky proposition Don’t these women know that balls are hilarious? Thanks to Claire and her sweetie for pointing out Radio Fail Ben shared this link and now we have the munchies Pukka Pies have ridiculous advertising posters Kay Jewelers … Continue reading »