Emergency Pants Podcast

Episode 114: We love you guys. Happy things! We got emails from Gavin and Pam Hi to Alyssa in Canada, Katy, and the Fey Driver Bridget’s loving the Smellcast ANGRY THINGS! This camera commercial gave us angry jazz hands! If you HAVE to talk in the bathroom, PLEASE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT! Download: Episode 114

Dear Listeners, Hey there! You look fantastic – and I just *love* your sweater! Anyway… We talked for an hour but our cunting recording software stopped after a half hour and now we’re sad. We talked about cunts and religion AND read some letters. We’ll just have to do it again next week! In the … Continue reading »

Episode 112: Filled with twangy goodness courtesy of Marshall! Our guest Marshall makes neat things. For reals! Julie Jackson: is she Boo Radley? Silicon Zoo – I dunno. Ask Shane and Marshall. Shane’s tying knots in shit. We beseech you – do not talk on the phone in public bathrooms. It’s just not right. Yarn … Continue reading »

Episode 111: And a-one and a-two and a-three and PANTS and step and step and FOSSE and JAZZ HANDS! We crack ourselves up Bridget tells the Dyson guy to take the goddamn marbles out of his mouth when he talks We create a system for dealing with stupidity Steak. We love Richard Cheese, and we … Continue reading »

Episode 110: NO TRIPODS OR WATER ON THE BRIDGE! Bridget had some visitors! Check it out! Shane got one of these! You can get one here. Bridget is in love with Angus Oblong. For reals. She also likes Chris Uminga and PEEP. Today’s cover art was drawn by the talented Angus Oblong. The one that … Continue reading »

Episode 109: THIS IS EMERGENCY TROUSERS PEOPLE! This episode contains 100% more Jamie – IN BRIDGET’S HOUSE! I’ll be honest. I don’t have any notes. Sorry. Go listen to this slowed down Justin Bieber song and maybe it will help. Download: Episode 109

Episode 108: You can keep your blank in here! We’re both kinda punchy and needy this week. I dunno what we talked about, except: Marshall is hilarious and awesome. Hi to Robyn Enz and our biggest lil’ fan, Alyssa Download: Episode 108

Episode 107: Ain’t no thang. We got a voice mail from Marshall, who also makes cool videos! Thanks Marshall! We know you’ve seen double rainbow, but hey, it’s worth another look. Antoine Dodson and the remix We discuss the Aciphex effect, including: Penis pens. For reals. Penis mouse. For reals. Download: Episode 107

Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW! Happy Birthday, Shane! Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners We got the best email in the world Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures That fucking What Would You Do TV show Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil There was a … Continue reading »

Episode 105: Hooooooooly SHIT! Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast Obsessed with Obsessed Drunk Link Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet. There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilbert Gottfried Bridget worked for The Swiss Colony once – not the Amana Colonies Check out Bad Movie Bingo Navy … Continue reading »

Episode 104: In which we ALMOST had RJ from A Cup of Fresh Hell as a co-host, but Skype was being a bitch, so alas, not this time. *hangs head* Anyway, we talked about a lot of crap. Mostly farts. Sorry. Here’s a whole bunch of fun videos to make up for it: Panda Cheese … Continue reading »

Episode 103: I dunno. Joe sent Shane a pressie! Thanks, Joe! Harry Potter The Surprised Puppy Face pictures came rolling in! Death by pussitivity Death by email from Merlin Mann Hammocks will steal your lady if you aren’t careful Look, a fancy art show featuring Bridget, Jamie, and VSC! Bridget met the awesome Sarah Moore … Continue reading »

Episode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways: We say air hair lair to Clair and David We discuss Shane’s bed Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell Shae is reading bad books Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome Bridget and the security guard at work Use the … Continue reading »

Episode 101: See my loafers? Former gophers. We make bad fashion choices, like Shane’s ball shorts discussed in this episode We have high expectations We didn’t talk about them, but LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS! I SAID LOOK AT THEM! Hey, be a dear and comment and like this video so a friend of ours … Continue reading »

Episode 99: Shane’s got a bed! A new one, we mean. We like Cyanide and Happiness! The high fructose corn syrup people think we’re stupid. JERKS! The Face Trainer is ridiculous. Watch the third video down. TRUST ME. Then, go add a photo of yourself making silly faces to this flickr group! Please? Will YOU … Continue reading »

Episode 98: We’re sorry and junk! Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed: Cheese Nips Balls Poop Steak Steak Small amount of peas Air conditioning Bridget’s Mom Download: Episode 98

Episode 97: Oh die schone, oh die schone, oh die schone SCHNITZELBANK! Rose sent is this link all about funny signs This place makes funky chocolates Bascom Hogue is awesome, as is Alissa Golden Girls vs. Golden Shower Girls We miss you, Grits to Glitz! Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and What’s Up, Tiger Lily? … Continue reading »

Episode 96: In which our heroes have brain slugs! Bridget forgets to recap Tony**’s visit, and Shane forgets he’s recording a podcast! Jerry Lewis goat is weird. Fainting goats are awesome. Cool art from Trustocorp Did we mention PNSexplosion, ever? Just wondering. We want to know: what consistently makes you laugh? Bridget introduces Steve the … Continue reading »

Episode 95: Holy crap! It’s Tara! AKA TheMistressT! Thanks to The Fey Driver and RJ & Chris, we’ve gained some listeners and got shout outs from Dragen podcast and That Blue Jeans Guy. Thanks, everybody! And if you’re new here, welcome! Bridget and Jamie have a new podcast, Stitching n Junk! Check it out! You … Continue reading »

Episode 94: Oh my god, you guys! It’s Ben! No, seriously, here’s the real link. Hi to The Fey Driver of Pink Wheelnuts Podcast who gave us something interesting to discuss! Hi to RJ and Chris of the podcast A Cup of Fresh Hell Served with a Side of Heaven! Kombucha sounds gross. Ew. Mother … Continue reading »