Emergency Pants Podcast

It’s episode 195 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Celebrity crushes! Household appliances that may or may not kill you! Potential sponsors! Slidey unnerwears! MOTHERFUCKING SPACE, BITCHES! Listener questions! and many more! Download: Episode 195

It’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, now with 100% less show notes! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Do you like podcasts? Sure, we all do! So go listen to Fridge Magnets! It’s neat! Download: Episode 194

It’s Episode 193 of Emergency Pants, in which I forgot to take notes so I don’t really know what the hell we talked about! Download:Episode 193

It’s episode 192 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Pretzels Bridget’s local animal shelter and people shelter Animals thinking they’re people The heartbreak of temporary food service Shane’s nightmares about poopin’ And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 192

It’s episode 191 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Good news bulletins San Diego is awesome Free sybian rides: $0! Hot dogs, ladies? Weird Flickr contacts What kind of super villian are you? Download: Episode 191

It’s episode 190 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Topics from Penny, Randal, Dan’s Balls, and Michele Jason and Jessica’s wedding! Blowing stuff up Me and You Red hair Gardening success Handjobs and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 190

It’s episode 189 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Falling Gardening Varmits Things that smell like other things and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 189

It’s episode 188 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Randal, aka fancycwabs! Carthage, TN – home of sadness! Bridget’s brother Rob (hi Rob!) has a tumblr! Pitfall Explorer’s Club! Wigstock! TJ & Bridget started a tumblr! Randal’s dead friend! Randal made a cereal that leaves white russian milk and other awesome experiments! … Continue reading »

Episode 187, in which we’re actually pretty sure that we’re ready for this jelly. SHOPPING AT THE WAL-MART! San Francisco! Merlin Mann! Fancy colored pencils! Eeeeeeeee!!! Listener stuff! Today fucking sucked because we had to say goodbye to Matt. He will be missed. Download: Episode 187

It’s episode 186, in which we are joined by Casey, aka CLEAPOW! Discussed: The art of the passive pick-up The joy of pantslessness Emails from Randal and Bridget’s brother Rob Dig-the-cat made a ringtone of Bridget’s laugh Casey tells us her deal Download: Episode 186

Episode 185, in which we are joined by thejohnblog, smart ass extraordinaire! Discussed: Vegkat‘s emergency pants KCnDEN and Randall defend vibrating razors Emily asks about our preferred vehicles for syrup John did hard time Nerd complaints And, for some reason, Ed Begley Jr Download: Episode 185

It’s episode 184, in which we discuss: Zooey Deschanel: what’s her deal? TV’s Frank! Professional butt wipers Pens and pencils and paper! OH MY! Cats are tender lovers Shane’s pants Lady business Why don’t I have any haters? Babies and why they suck Download: Episode 184

It’s episode 183 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Smartasshat! Discussed: CHSH! The blue go-cart of shame The best rubix cube story EVER Stuff! Things! People! And many more! Download: Episode 183

It’s episode 182, in which we discuss: Our totally scientific and not at all offensive theory about why today was such a long day for everyone! Ron Bailey and Bridget started a Totoro tumblr! Gavin from Poke It With A Stick Podcast shares his 6th and 7th senses! Tumblrer toolateadopter created Emergency Cat Hire! Randal shared anime … Continue reading »

Randi asks us to discuss what freaks us out Tungle.me sounds like a sex act You Look Nice Today is back! Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Delgrosso asks us what extra senses we would be stuck with and what senses we would actually want Download: Episode 181

Our friend Rose tells us OMG SNAKES CANCLIMB WALLS and hey, watch The Apple We talk about topics from braincooksidea, delgrosso, froggeek, smartgrrrl, 120pagemonster, wordishness and pennynickels Revisiting Vanilla Ice being a douche Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Eeeeeeeee!!!!! Download: Episode 180

It’s episode 179, in which we discuss: Penny and Johnny are amazing hosts Shane asks all of our female listeners to wear thigh-high socks. Go get yours at Sock Dreams Mass Effect 3 gave Shane a sad Bridget tries to tell Shane why he HAS to listen to Roderick on the Line but loses her … Continue reading »

  Episode 178, in which we are joined by Jeremy of The Cocktail Napkin podcast! Spice Channel Becky and Becky and Darren and Darren Thanks to Matt for telling us about The Death and Return of Superman Kevin Smith movies Thanks to Evan for sending us the EZ Eyes Keyboard The Dollar Shave Club is awesome Makin’ people … Continue reading »

It’s Episode 177, bitches! We talk about topics provided by braincooksidea, cloudya, lindstifa, raiselm, elizabethplaid, and thejohnblog! We also discussed things. And stuff. Download: Episode 177

It’s episode 176, in which we discuss: Valentine’s Day Are pharmaceutical companies murdering celebrities? (Hint: NO!) HR’s HR Smug life Waffles the corgi and Waffles the cat How It’s Made – snow shoes, bottles, contact lenses, and blowjobs Spinks Download: Episode 176