Emergency Pants Podcast

Episode 175, in which we are joined by long time listener Ben! Discussed: You know, the one guy who was in that show Pot pie Demotivational posters from Despair.com Candy Pants(less) Party Pancakes vs. waffles And many more! Thanks to Monkeyfrog, Chronically-Awesome, Huge in Japan, 2yellows, azzura47, raiselm, julesthebunny , braincooksidea, vegkat,and thejoysofjess for questions and … Continue reading »

Episode 174: FINE MOM JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. GOSH. Discussed: Musers Magic! The Nerdening! Otherkin Giraffes Download: Episode 174

It’s Episode 173 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! Discussed: Everyone in Whole Foods is offended about something The beautiful Not Chicken orchards of the great Northwest Fundies are not at all fun Depression is a dick Download: Episode 173    

Episode 172: Here’s the thing. Drama! On the Internet! Thanks to Randi for her questions! Lyndzi told us about the practical uses for the C String! We talk about stuff and laugh! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 172

Episode 171: Viva Pantalones! Cover art by Pam Aghababian! Intro by Smartasshat! Evan told us about CString! Vegkat told us about the Schticky! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 171

Episode 170: We like it very much! Booger problems We love Maru We love Animals Talking In All Caps, Tumblr Taking In All Caps, Starbangledanner, and Old Erotic Art 2yellows  asked us to discuss the best and worst of 2011 Doorhingeteeth asked us to discuss how fabulous he is – pretty fabulous, actually! Vegkat asked us to discuss … Continue reading »

Tonight we’re joined by TheJohnBlog! Points of interest: Bridget was on the Smellcast – listen here and here! Check out the Diane Rehm Show We love Tom and Jerry, especially Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Baby Download: Episode 169

Episode 168: Tony! Tonee! Toni! Discussed: Rude people at movies X-Files and Doctor Who Celery Um. I don’t remember what else. We talked. And laughed. It was fun! Download: Episode 168

Episode 167: DANGERPANTS! And by that I mean we are joined by Tony Delgrosso! Thanks to Penny for letting us know about this year’s must have Christmas gift, Bag of Nails! Thanks to Jeremy for sending us two unrelated things! It’s fun to know what groups of animals are called Hippocelots. Or maybe Oceppos. We … Continue reading »

Episode 166, in which we learn the effects of masturbation – besides joy and sleepiness. We love Misfits and are mystified by Chav Star Bangle Danner is hilarious Bridget was on Story Time Podcast! Lookit, Emergency Pants! We heard from jules the bunny, Marshall, Vegkat, Jessica, Jason, Stephanie, Lindsay, Rachel, Evan, Elizabeth, and Brad Thanks … Continue reading »

Episode 165: WoooooooOOOOooooooOOOOooooooOOOOO! CREEEEEEEEEPY!!!!! Um. Or not. Shane got a venus flytrap Bridget went to a baby shower with the internet Boob restaurants Fall is a dick Halloween Scary movies Download: Episode 165

Episode 164, in which we interact with our Tumblr Bunnies! Shane has two new tumblrs – Proper Sex Acts and Rejected Crayon Colors yhf has a new webcomic tumblr that is AWESOME. Shane suggests sake mississippi-dick tells us about the electric Delorean Marshall tells us about electric cereal boxes Plus we hear from: Jewles Mr … Continue reading »

Episode 163: Your FACE occupies Wall Street! Tank is a dick Something something occupy Wall Street something Balls Listener love Shane is playing video games for sick chillens! Go donate! Thanks to smartasshat for the intro! Download: Episode 163

Episode 162: I mean, really? Cake flavored vodka Ever since Smartasshat did this awesome write up of Magnum ice cream bars, Bridget can’t get enough of them Ice cream monks Elizabeth sent us the Free Flexor video Brad sent us this Christians hate Pokemon video Thanks to Ben for this week’s intro! YAY BEN! Download: … Continue reading »

Epsiode 161: ELIZABETH PLAID, PEOPLE. Cat Genie Starbucks love Kat got in touch about the INCINOLET! Ben, Brad, and Fey Driver are all awesome. We love you, Tim! Download: Episode 161

Episode 160: You like us! YOU REALLY LIKE US! We answer emails from Penny, Justin, Brad, Alyssa, and Elizabeth, and questions from Delgrosso, Lindsay, Marshall, and Vegkat. HI EVERYBODY! Joe & Kelly have a kickstarter project! Check it out, won’t you? Adam Moe is awesome Penny would like contributors to her new food blog. ARE YOU UP … Continue reading »

Episode 159: ALL OF THE UNNECESSARY SLEEP AIDS! Kat emailed us some awesome stuff, including this video Hi Alyssa in Canada! Bridget picks a fight with robthebanker, but he totally backs down The origin story of “emergency pants” OMG AMY AND BAY ARE BACK Other things! Download: Episode 159

Episode 158, in which we’re joined by the interesting Trinity! We play a voice mail from Matt and read emails from Kat, Penny and Elizabeth Penny pointed us in the direction of the Shove Glove -look out! Elizabeth told us about this thinkgeek thingie and her 8tracks profile Kat reminds us that you can visit … Continue reading »

Episode 157: We think you guys are swell! Bridget went to CHSH, got drunk, and blames Lindsay Shane got a stitch from Man Junk aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys Kitties with People Names! GO LOOK! We answer questions from Elizabethplaid and Erik Bates Download: Episode 157

Episode 156: Something something boobs something We answer questions from crosseyedstitch, rartastic and Penny Bridget loves Fishing with John Penny and Johnny are famous! Shane has been watching Hillybilly Hand Fishin’ Doctor Who is coming back! Jamie wrote a book! CHECK IT OUT! Shane loves his Sennheiser headset and earbuds! Download: Episode 156