Emergency Pants Podcast

It’s episode 215 of Emergency Pants, in which we talk about stuff like: The art of knowing when to shut up Why do people do stuff? And so on! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 215

It’s a new episode of Emergency Pants! We’re here and we’re FABULOUS! Discussed: Ahahahahaha, LOAD! Previously on… Deadliest Ax Men Ice Road Truckers Catch Saga The origin of the boop And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 214

It’s Episode 213 of Emergency Pants, where we insist you look at our butts. LOOK AT THEM! Also discussed: Cards Against Humanity CHSH Meeting awesome people Ducks Micropigs And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 213

  On tonight’s episode, Bridget and Shane sit down for a fireside chat about the foibles of life, the satisfaction a great cup of tea brings, and how people aren’t specific enough about their love of cats. Also featured is a lively discussion about: Therapists CHicagoiSH Swanky Frankies Fourth Thing Download: Episode 212

  It’s a brand spanking new episode of Emergency Pants! Drop ‘em! Discussed: Trendy food time capsules Why is this wet? CHSH Topics from awesome listeners ron-bailey, noelanthony, monkeyfrog, thekatcameback, dresspants, smartasshat, elizabethplaid, robofrakkin, pantsfreesia, jezebelthegreat, braincooksidea, raiselm, and tacotuesdayeveryday! Who does that? AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 211

It’s episode 210 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Our awesome listeners! We received questions/comments/boners from wordishness, smartasshat, xntrek, yhf, vegkat, claviusrobinsky, noelanthony, sniffyjenkins, and ron-bailey! Thanks you guys! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 210

It’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: BE NICE THERE IS A PERSON IN THERE! Time burglars aka meeting organizers Feeling ways about things Snow! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download the Award Winning* Episode 209!           *no actual awards received.

It’s episode 208 of Emergency Pants! HUZZAH! Discussed: The Tool Shed Poopin’ Impolite Company Get off our lawn Advice nobody asked for cats Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download Episode 208

It’s Episode 207 of Emergency Pants! WOOOOOOOOO AND SUCH! Discussed: The most awesome fighting game idea EVER Safety Tip: If you’re gonna help a dude put a couch in his van, always lift the side OUTSIDE of the van Stuff Things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 207

It’s episode 206 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Snails vs slugs Animals shaped like penises Cats Naming your kid is a huge responsibility And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! ADDITIONAL: Bridget and Vegkat will be at The Tool Shed in Milwaukee on Friday, January 18th at 6:00 p.m. to celebrate … Continue reading »

It’s episode 205 of Emergency Pants! NEAT! Discussed: FASHION! PAJAMAS! KITTENS! BATHROOM SHENANIGANS! AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 205

It’s Episode 204 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: Acting like an owner Bathroom hardships Boner ornaments And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 204

In Episode 203, we answer listener questions an learn proper burial technique! Listen in for exciting questions from a veritable who’s who of “who’s that?” on Tumblr! Also featured: Cats Recieving Psychology The dark arts Play-Doh Download: Episode 203

It’s episode 202, in which we discuss cats and cinnamon buns and bindles. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 202

***We don’t actually discuss the election. Like, at all. You’re welcome! It’s episode 201 of Emergency Pants, in which Shane and Bridget sing Lindsay‘s praises, Bridget shares her adventures visiting Moxie in Seattle, and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 201

It’s episode 200 of Emergency Pants, which contains nothing special! ALERT!!!! Bridget’s going to Seattle and meeting Moxie, zuhl and yellowhat! If you’re in Seattle for Gamechangers, come and say hi. Just follow the laugh. Download: Episode 200  

It’s episode 199 of Emergency Pants! Neat! This week we talked about being happy, cheese, abusive furniture, and farting. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 199

Bridget and Shane: for all your talkin’ about stuff needs. Download: Episode 198

It’s episode 197 in which we talk about stuff, things, and ch ch ch changes! Also: Our friend xntrek sent us a question! Moving. Blargh. Family fun time! Bridget is terrified of space, but Shane’s cool with it if he doesn’t have to look down And many more! Download: Episode 197

It’s Episode 196 of Emergency Pants, in which we hug the turkey. C’MON HUG IT. You know you want to. How to hide a boner/appropriate vs inappropriate boners Soul crushing social experiments aka work Holy fucking shit we are tired Plus we read letters from groverviolet, raiselm, dorkitude, Shawn, Justin, and Julie. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode … Continue reading »