Hollywood Science Podcast

Welcome back! We did a thing. Oh boy. Star Wars is not great with science. Not at all. This is also not a great movie. Yeah. Sorry. Jar Jar was a mistake. Don't do bad movies like this. Come on now. Nobody gives two shits about drawn out space politics. More lasers and battles and laser swords and force things. Talking points: Bullying and gatekeeping, trapping HippoGriff in a long ass recording session, and burning through all of our science in the first movie. Make sure to follow us on the Twatters and the gmails and the beanpods and whatever else.

Hey... So... We got a little bit drunk. Just a bit. I personally had both tequila and a high percent beer. It was lovely. We watched a thing. Words cannot describe how beautiful it is. It was a horrific shitfest with awful editing and sound and action and actual plagiarism. Also lots of Islamic stuff. PM me and I can send you the file. Somehow this was better than Star Trek 5 or 3. I made the music. I will probably make more music soon.

Welcome back! I hope you enjoy this podcast on our now second favourite movie! I am sorry. I was feeling really sleepy the day we recorded. We have about as much pacing as Blade Runner - The Final Cut. Talking points - Kaiser makes a quarky joke, HippoGriff refuses to read aloud or acknowledge an edit Kaiser made, and we get really sleepy with this. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! They have lots of good stuff like Blood and Black Rum and Coming Clean!

***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** ***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** ***SPOILERS FOR BLADE RUNNER 2049*** Welcome. This is the best movie we have ever seen. Watch the movie at least once before listening to this. We don't have a whole lot of stats on this as we watched it the day before it came out. It comes out today. Watch this movie. We abandoned our traditional outline in favour of just talking about this movie. We recorded this while tired as we recorded right after we saw the movie. As always, thank you to Ace Podcast Network for having us. Also, thank you to all that listen to our ramblings. We are getting so many more listeners now and I love it. I can't believe how popular we are getting. I am amazed and in awe that our drivel is appreciated by you. Thank you. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go watch this movie. Go

Hello! Sorry this went up so late! We had some technical difficulties. We will put out our Blade Runner episode and our Blade Runner 2049 episode this week most likely. There are probably talking points. Who knows. I only had an hour to edit. I'm sorry. There wasn't a whole lot I could do about this today. I used the Gerudo Valley theme from The Legend of Zelda series today. I own no rights to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR2XYraqyqs We get a bit serious here. I enjoy doing this podcast, but you can hear the depression I experience once we start discussing the movie. We are done. I’m done. HippoGriff is done. Talking points: Being more excited for Blade Runner 2049 than my wedding, shooting people already, and SABOTAGE! Next week, we watch an actually good movie. I… I don’t want to even think about this anymore. I’m done. Please excuse HippoGriff’s click pen.

Welcome back! We watched yet another shitty Star Trek movie! We joined Ace Podcast Network! You can check them out here: acepodcasts.com We made some changes to stuff and I also made another song for this intro. Let me know what you think! Talking points: Banana radiation. That's it. That was our best bit. Make sure to follow us on twitter @HollywoodScienc, email us at hollywoodsciencepodcast@gmail.com, and tell your friends! Leave us a review too! That would really rustle my jimmies.

Hello all! Welcome back! I finally put this episode out. Be prepared for next Tuesday when we do the next episode! This week, we watched the reboot Star Trek. It was much better than I thought it would be, but was somehow worse with the science. Talking points: Lots of forcing and not the good kind, filling chasms with Mormons, and USE A GOD DAMNED LASER GUN. We have something in the works for you all! We are going to be revamping our whole style, adding extra parts, adding better music, and collaborating with select individuals. I promise it will be great!

Hello! Sorry I was late! I will have another one in a day or two for you. This week, we watched yet another shitty Star Trek movie. We are almost done. Talking points: Mandarin Chicken Tea, probably some other stuff. I am tired.

So sorry! HippoGriff and I were super busy over the weekend and won't be able to upload on Tuesday. We will get Star Trek X out on Wednesday for sure though. To make up for this, have an episode we recorded a while ago! This week, we watched a beautiful show called Zombieland. Talking points: No, it isn't Mad Cow disease, Kaiser confuses Michael Cera with Jesse Eisenberg, Griffin refuses to check the ambulance.

Hello all! We are back with yet another fucking Star Trek movie. Soon. 9/13. I also apologise for Griffin's awful audio and all the crickets. I promise I will whip him into shape. Talking points: 20 minutes of lost audio, Pizza Orchards, and Reverse Cancer.

Welcome back! Sorry for the late publishing and most likely crappy audio and editing! I had to rush this one a bit as I had things to do. This week, we are more than half way through all the Star Trek movies. It's been a long road and it is longer still. Talking points: Borg Queen Blowjobs, Kaiser forgets everything, beer overflowing, pants changing, mom's spaghetti, and George La Fargi. We are now working heavily on getting more followers, so be prepared for something I guess!

We did it. We found the funniest joke related to Star Trek. Give us a listen and we will talk about it in full. Also, we found a Star Trek movie that we actually liked! Talking points: Gene "Big Rod and Berries" Roddenberry, ASMR breathing exercises, and plasma energy shields IRL. We still have our IMDB list here: http://www.imdb.com/list/ls020556242/ Trust us. This will all be over soon. Hopefully.

Welcome back! We found a movie that didn't suck a lot except for the ending which was incredibly disappointing, just like how I am to my parents! This time, there are shapeshifters, a literal Gulag, our GoFundMe, original electronics music, and the celebratory death of Gene "Big Rod" Roddenberry! Talking points: Wii Supreme, HippoGriff dies from consuming nothing except Gatorade and pizza, and Kaiser has to explain improv. Here is the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/buying-a-wii-supreme-for-great-good If you donate to this obvious joke, I will return your money and be irked. Here is the link to my song! I wrote it! Go me! https://soundcloud.com/user-801814436/project-1 I will have more soon enough. Writing music is fun!

Ugh. I am sorry about the audio quality. I wasn't expecting to laugh like this. Talking points: Emoji movie reviews, Jet Boots, and the easiest way to become a millionaire. Here is our new imdb link! http://www.imdb.com/list/ls020556242/

Ugh. Time to go back in time and... save the... whales... because... reasons. Talking points: Kaiser loses his will to live. HippoGriff doesn't know how to pronounce Uhura. Also, fuck whales.

Ugh. Here we go. Okay. We are back. Here is literally the worst plot I have ever heard experienced in my life. Fuck this movie. That is all. We will be back next week to go back in time to save the whales. Yeah.

We made it! I am so sorry. We recorded live at the World's First KFC near my house! Then we ate two hour old Chromed Chicken. This was a bad idea. It tasted like chalk and grease and sadness.

We have over 500 listens! Thank you all so much! I didn't ever think anyone would listen to our shenanigans. I really do appreciate it. To show our appreciation, we did something special for your enjoyment right at the beginning. Enjoy! We are in episode 2 of our half year bullshit marathon. This week, we watched Star Trek 2: Electric Boogaloo. It was better than the first one. Talking points: Lack of Authentication and Security, Kirk is still an asshole, and comparisons of space weapons. Also, fuck lasers. That is all. I made the music. Please leave feedback on it. I feel like the Star Trek movies right now: Directionless in an empty space. Remember to email me at hollywoodsciencepodcast@gmail.com and twat at us @HollywoodScienc!

Welcome back! We have started something awful. We have started watching every Star Trek movie. This first one is rough to say the least. Give it a listen to find out why! Talking points: Sexy Space Chemo Patients, Alcoholism as a tool, and the Worst Design for a Teleporter Ever. Of All Time. Make sure to email us about whatever at hollywoodsciencepodcast@gmail.com or hit us up @HollywoodScienc.