Sinopsis
Hello! Join hosts Kaiser Herzlich and HippoGriff Placeholder as they discuss the absurdity of science in movies... or at least the lack thereof. Come listen to Kaiser make crappy parodies and perform them on his ukulele and HippoGriff say every adverb in the English language ad nauseam. New episodes appear at some point in time every Monday and on Elijah Wood's birthday.
Episodios
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Brazil - I'm Always Up For Some Necrophilia #71
26/02/2019 Duración: 36minI did the thing! Sorry the episode is late. This will probably be a regular occurrence as I don't get paid at all for this and it takes about 10 hours of editing per episode. Woof. Really, It's my fault for learning more and more about audio editing to the point I have to use all I know in all my work. It takes a lot of time. I don't get the same kick out of learning and editing like I used to anymore. Honestly, I think it was because I was getting paid to do it and this seemed like a silly endeavor. But, I paid for another year of hosting, so I might as well do this. If you like any of the things I do, let me know in some way! Please! I sometimes feel like I am calling to the void and it provides me a few listens every so often. I'd like some validation please. Thanks for reading!
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Children Of Men - Penultimate Best Movie #70
12/02/2019 Duración: 01h04minWelcome back! Sorry for the super late episode. This one took a really long time to edit to where I was happy with it. It's done now though, so yay! Give us a listen!
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Multiplicity - 4 Husbands, 1 Wife (GONE SEXUAL ! !) #68
25/01/2019 Duración: 27minWelcome back! We have another short episode! It's great stuff. We talk about wonderful and horrible and unrealistic things. Give it a check. Or a listen. I don't know. I'm just a lazy description.
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Battlefied Earth - The Opposite Of A Kerbangero #67
17/01/2019 Duración: 29minWe're back? We are! I don't sound like I am, but that's just because this movie sucked all the ass! Go read the book. Or better yet, go pirate the book so no proceeds go to the cult of Scientology or anyone related to it. It's a fantastic book that I want to read again, but it's a horrible movie. Just the worst. We will likely be doing weekly episodes again! Hooray!
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Bright - Execute Order #66
17/07/2018 Duración: 39minWE ARE BACK! HUZZAH! Honestly, I was in a slump and working way too much. This new move cost us a lot of money and I can't even look at school as an option until I am back on my feet. Yeah. It's harsh. We'll make it though. The reason I haven't been able to do this is that I have no time, and when I did, I didn't want to do more of what I do for work for free. It's a dumb thing to worry about. I do this because it's fun and I was just too worn out to enjoy it. Please be patient in the next couple of weeks as I am not sure if our plans will work necessarily. Thanks! -Kaiser
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The Postman - Dirt World Revival #65
14/06/2018We are back! With something bad! Give it a listen and tell me what you think of the new editing style!
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After Earth - Jaden Smith Cries Ever Tim #64
03/05/2018 Duración: 58minYep. This was actually a wonderful episode and very over edited. Enjoy!
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Next - Reliving The Moment #63
25/04/2018 Duración: 53minHey there! I did a couple of things that were pretty great. I learned and grew as a person. I also did my ASMR voice the entire time. Sorry about that. Go check out my stream at twitch.tv/lordreverend and help me achieve my goal of becoming an affiliate!
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Samurai Cop With Sean Faust From WDIM - Websites And Porn #62
18/04/2018 Duración: 01h39minHey there! We are joined by Sean Faust for this one! Make sure to check out all of his stuff! He's on twitter @SeanFaust and @WDIMPodcast! It's a show I personally love listening to and would suggest to anyone wanting something real.
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Turbo Kid - Pew Pewing Like It's 1997 #61
11/04/2018 Duración: 53minHey yo. I'm traveling and without literally any of my things to do a podcast with. I also just got to my place after driving. Anyway, I'm sorry for what we did for this movie. It's a great one. I will be back home soon and we will do a better podcast for the next one. Huzzah!
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Ready Player One With Matt Alias From Geekend Warriors - Jack Me In #60
04/04/2018 Duración: 02h05minHello! Welcome back! We have a wonderful guest for this episode. Matt from Geekend Warriors! We have fun! Go check his shit out!
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The Last Starfighter - The Most Beta Beta Unit #59
27/03/2018 Duración: 01h22minHey yo. Go vote on our twatter poll!
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Kingsman: The Secret Service - Balls To The Wall In Princesses # 58
21/03/2018 Duración: 01h33minHey hey! We are trying some new stuff this time around! It's awesome! Just give it a listen!
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Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle - Planet Fartness And #57 Functioning Penises
14/03/2018 Duración: 59minFart Planet Functioning Penises
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Cloud Atlas - True True #56
07/03/2018 Duración: 01h12minHello! Welcome to the description! This week, we watched Cloud Atlas! We did a thing. It wasn't perfect or good, but it was all right. Not much science, but we do talk about stuff. Go check out the things! And the stuff, too, if you feel so inclined!
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Minority Report - Not White Rappers #55
28/02/2018 Duración: 01h24minWhew lads. We got it out. I am going to be a bit honest with you guys. I am in a bit of a rut. I have made money from streaming. I have 15 followers at the time of writing this stuff. This is compared to the ~150 listens per week here and our 2,100 twitter followers. HippoGriff and I haven't seen a single cent from this podcast since we started. It's so rough sometimes to try to keep going after putting in so much effort. Even editing, I find it hard to spend the hours I normally do working for absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong. We love doing this stuff. It just takes a lot out of us sometimes. I've thought of ways to try to raise money with this, but we don't really have the listeners to warrant any type of advertising. I've thought about patreon. But still. Listeners and all that. Also, we don't receive any feedback at all about our podcast. If you do listen, please please please send us an email so we can fix what we do and enhance what we do well. It would mean the world to us. My email is hollywood
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Battle Royale - With Cheese #54
21/02/2018 Duración: 01h04minWelcome back! Back to our non-live (dead?) shows! Hooray! We got the episode done in time today! Talking points - Mostly just a lot of Hunger Games and PUBG jokes, man. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!
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Roundhay Garden Scene - Maybe Live Show #2
13/02/2018 Duración: 01h07minOh boy. We watched a video that was three seconds long. A movie. 1888. It wasn't bad. Pretty fun though. The live show wasn't bad. I guess. How about you watch it? Here it is! https://imgur.com/gallery/jpcKygX
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Demolition Man - Hacking Your Sex Helmet #53
07/02/2018 Duración: 02h18minWelcome back! We have a live show this week! If you have figured out where Chupacabra is, go to the synonym for crossroads near the towers on a college campus at 1 pm this Saturday, February 10th and we will be there! Talking points - I channel my inner Mr. Torgue, explosions happen, we look up explosion facts, some explosive mind sex happens, and then my mind exploded after that so I forgot what else happened. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!