Hollywood Science Podcast

Welcome back! It is our second guest episode! We are joined today by Rob from Gamma Radio and we had a lot of fun! Thanks for joining us, Rob! Talking points - I get the god damned show on the road, more burrites, Rob joins the party and HippoGriff and I immediately subconsciously adopt bad English accents, Hell exists and it is bad latency, cruelty free coffee, I do some nerd shit, we talk about cider drinkers and isopods, I get stopped as I wonder what the whole thing about mechanical keyboards is, more fucking latency, wirelessly transmitting water, War of 1812 2: Electric Boogaloo, chasing cats, George Lucas is a pervert, and we question the usefulness of choking someone with a magazine. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! IT’S ELIJAH WOOD’S BIRTHDAY!!!! Happy birthday, you beautiful man. I would have met you in real life but I couldn’t get $80 out of the ATM there. Next time, for sure! Talking points - IT’S ELIJAH WOOD’S BIRTHDAY AND GRIFFIN DOESN’T KNOW THE WORDS TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kaiser eats a burrito, HippoGriff doesn’t feel at home on this world anymore, Kaiser eats another burrito, we bastardize burritos into burrites, Kaiser realizes his jokes are bad, Kaiser remembers not to write in third person, I tell you how to get lucky, Dick Nuts and Flappy Man Burgers, we condone stealing, we’re bewildered at the waste of good cereal, and I get giggly for no reason. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! We have a new worst movie... Oh my god. To the at least 8 people that told us to watch this, fuck you. Talking points - We talk about the movie for maybe 20 minutes and then fuck around for the last 30. It’s far better than if we talked about the movie. Honestly, I have seen better home movies shot by people who had never held a camera. HippoGriff maintains a half chub. Kaiser gets depressed again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! We are here again with I guess our 50th normal episode? I thought we did a thing for our 50th episode, but I guess those were bonus episodes and grovpologies included. Talking points - More clone shit, we shit on IMDb pro, shitty taglines, we have a shitty connection take a shit on us, Val Kilmer gets his shit together, and we talk the shit and say shit about this movie that actually wasn’t shit. We also don’t say any shit about this being our 50th episode. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! It’s the New Year still maybe?!?! Hey! We are out of episodes that we totally didn’t do ahead of time! Also, I totally didn’t forget the order in which I was supposed to publish those episodes! Talking points - Consuming not just the hair of the dog that bit you, but the entire dog; it’s totally 2018 when we recorded this and I don’t use this fact to confuse HippoGriff at all, I break the space time continuum yet again, we have great pranks for people, I say some possibly slanderous things about Orson Scott Card, I actually got a switch and not a vive, Live Galaga 2 playing, one of our last remaining narratives died a bit, I have a fun date story, and HippoGriff goes to the burn ward again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! It’s the New Year! Hey! I bet you didn’t think this would come out today. You were almost right. Talking points - Adult arcades, questions about the timeline, Kaiser hates stickers, Kaiser is mostly drunk the entire time, Jeff Bridges doesn’t save enough penis for us all, professional YouTubering, and Kaiser forgets his new last name for the umpteenth time. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

Welcome back! NO MORE SERIES FOR A LONG TIME! Hey! Sorry for the late episode. Blame everyone leaving for the holidays and Breath of the Wild. Talking points - I don’t really remember, but probably some shit about gorillas and lasers. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing podcasts! Go give them a listen!

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Welcome back! WE WERE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT EPISODE 8! I HAVE A FEELING THAT I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH THE REAL FORGE JUCAS. Also, HippoGriff forgot his mic. He had to use his laptop one. Talking points - HippoGriff and Kaiser say some dumb shit about stuff and spacebears and Kaiser doesn’t like the movie but HippoGriff does so there’s that. Look. I am working every day for the rest of the year until New Year's Eve and my wife is waking me up every day after only around five hours of sleep by playing YouTube videos and I am so tired. I have to do this stuff and my streaming before work too. It's a lot. But hey. We are done recording for the rest of the year! As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and The Crazy Town Podcast!

Welcome back! WE HAVE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 8! I SLEPT WITH FORGE JUCAS TO GET THESE, SO YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL. Talking points - I don’t know. Some shit probably. Look. It’s been a long day. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and The Crazy Town Podcast!

Welcome back! I don't know why the audio is clicky on my end. I will eventually go back and redo my recordings, but that will take a while and I don't have time right now. It’s a bad movie that's really easy to talk about! Talking points - Fucking George Lucas by proxy and stupid fucking re-branded teddy bears. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!

Welcome back! It’s HippoGriff’s Birthday today! It’s a great movie that is really hard to talk about! Talking points - Birthdays near Christmas, Protips for Left for Dead 2, and WEEOOOEEEOOEEE. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!

Welcome back! Thankskilling was better than this one. Fuck this movie. Don’t watch it. Don’t watch Star Wars at all. Talking points - Favourite Star Wars Ships, Kaiser sighs, goes through the five stages of grief, tells all the Yoda sympathizers to fuck off, and starts doing some good good yelling. HippoGriff cowers. Kaiser then goes on to blame Yoda for the fall of the republic. Kaiser then writes about himself in the first person and starts getting really upset at this garbage movie. We then talk about fencing and then Kaiser goes back to ranting. We also come up with George “DicksuckMcGee” Lucas. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Wisecracks and Weird!

Welcome back! Happy Turkey Day and National American Genocide Day! I apologize for HippoGriff’s fan. I don’t know what is causing it right now, but I will figure it out and remove that background noise! Talking points - We play a song from my buddy Glitch Blade, Kaiser calls out HippoGriff on food choice, a quick Latvia jab, Thanksgiving, No Homo jokes, Bad Borat impressions, getting foody with our condoms, Dom Jeans, and checking giblets for clues. Here’s a link to the song I used today! Go give all of Glitch Blade and/or Matt the Bot’s stuff a listen! https://soundcloud.com/glitchbladeofficial/voia-hyperloop-glitch-blade-remix As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and Just Dudes Being Guys!

Welcome back! Another movie that doesn’t inspire hope in me for existence in general! I apologize for the random spaces. We were very tired for this one and I was feeling a bit under the weather. But hey! We are halfway done! Talking points - Milking Star Wars for years, Selling out big time, freestyle rapping, and misreading Einstein. Kaiser does some bad jokes and laughs alone at them. HippoGriff gets upset over 9/11 again. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Battle for the Ages and Just Dudes Being Guys!

It's our One Year anniversary! Isn't that something? I can't believe we have come this far. This week, we watched Bee Movie. It was popular again in the month when we started our podcast. It was another German Impressionist film, so yeah. Of course we were going to do it. Talking points - More Dick jokes. Too many Bee puns. I'm just so sorry about all this. Kaiser discusses the anti-communism themes and HippoGriff talks about lightning planes. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Weird Podcast and Death Save!

Welcome back! We watched a movie decent enough that I forgot it was a Star Wars movie. Hey. This one wasn’t that bad. I am excited for some of that good good OG Trilogy baby! Talking points - a-chicken a-parm-a-giana, stealing jokes from Gif Recipes, churrrrrrro, Seto Kyber, fever speech, understanding references, an entire planet that can destroy weapons, Mona Lisa with a non-erect phallus on her face, cheap antidepressants, we mention our only good joke again, Kaiser is an award winning poet, and HippoGriff is walkin’ here. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Avocado Toast and Tppad!

Why. Why did we do this... This week, we watched Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West. Good stuff for sure. Talking points - An awful joke, an apology, and some quotes! As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff on there!

Welcome back! We watched a movie much better than any Star Wars movie. A GOOD MOVIE HOLY SHIT PERFECT FOR SUCH A SP00PY DAY. I lost my voice through this! I made a song for this too! Talking points - D00T!, Picking up fat chicks, scary remixes, Racist stereotypes, and spooky cotton candy. The song I remade for this used this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0 I own no rights to the original song and my edits and use of edited song are made in good faith without commercialisation. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Hollywood Science and Hollywood Science!

Welcome back! More space politics and what a robot thinks human beings act like! Holy shit. I didn’t remember the prequels being this bad. I hear the voice of Ahmed Worst screeching “OBI” in my nightmares. Talking points - Stealing snacks on an airplane, cookie butter, diarrhea buckets, tagline and movie cost correlation, and talking about Kaiser’s other endeavours. As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Turning back the pages and Vaguely Accurate!