Not For Nothin'

Kris starts off the show by himself...again. I swear they're fine. These two are in a good place. We just ask you respect their privacy during this time. Outta the blue Kris starts off the show with NBA talk. Whaaaaaaaa? Little Lakers, Nets show talk (2:26). Chris is able to call in not wanting to talk about Jahlil Okafor, so they get right into picking those pesky NFL games (20:16). After having a brief, but exciting phone tryst, Kris finishes off the show talking about his favorite NFL commish-owner soap opera (45:26).

While Kris waits for Chris to show for the show, he starts in on the Eli Manning-Geno Smith feud that is turning the Giants into the Jets (1:96). As soon as Chris shows up, he runs with this topic. After talking that to death, Chris talks about his big decision betting big on Raiders winning the AFC West. Sounds like a safe bet (18:21). Chris drops a big surprise, he's going to enjoy a Mariah Carey Christmas (23:40). They invent hard salsa, create a alcoholic drink called the ChiChi, then discuss when drinking Evercleafr is appropriate to buy -family and holidays. hen get to their picks for the week. When is this season over? They might need some time off.

Chris comes in hot, burning bridges right off the bat, it's vintage Chris - Al Michaels, Chris Collinsworth and John Tesh. No one is safe. All while Kris tries to pay tribute to one of his announcing idols, Steve "Snapper" Jones (1:55). Chris asks what if your dream announcing team of all-time, but Kris doesn't play along to well (15:10). Kris tries to start the anti-Elway bandwagon (23:16). After all the fun and games, it's time to get serious with picks (31:31). It couldn't get any worse, right Chris?

Ep. 64 Not For Nothin’ 2017 NFL Week 12 Picks by Kris & Chris

Chris and Kris do their best mix of Howard Stern and crappy top-40 drive-time radio station bits (3:11). Kris lets the world know that sad tale of NYC strippers trying their best to go on strike (6:01). Chris goes a couple of good long rants, then they get into their picks for the week (29:11). Will Mr Monday Night make a come back?

In honor of Daylight Saving time, the boys question the need for it (1:26). Kris calls the NFL this year, a season of Stranger Things (4:50), giving way to one epic rant after another culminating in Kris's non-conspiracy theory (13:54). That takes so long, they only have time to make their weekly pics, to the detriment of anyone who's listening (33:44).

The boys are excited and a little loopy. Maybe, because it's a true fall day... or because they're drinking cider. They are all over the board to start the show, but give props to Fats Domino, and riffs on old men and captains hats (11:30). They give baseball its due. Which is two minutes (19:34), before recapping their preseason predictions (22:17). After Kris's rant, Chris isn't in the mood for it, they move on to picks (32:20). Easy on the cider fellas.

Kris was supposed to have a special west-coast guest in the studio, but someone got cold feet, so we won't say his name. So the guest basically just sat there while Chris and Kris ramble-on. They are all over the place (:44). Once the guest leaves, the boys can move forward with their picks. They both did well last week, so... good for you two (31:52).

Chris starts off this episode with a special guest, and former podcast producer. The infamous Jon Sargent. Oh, yeah it's because Kris is on vacation, again. They reminisce for a while, before getting to the heart of Jons appearance, musical super groups (4:39). I strongly believe this is why Kris went on vacation. And honestly, their conversation should have ended with The Highwaymen. Move on boys...actually good call on Wilburys as the Golden State Warriors. Oh good Kris calls in to talk NFL picks, thank god (36:30). This is a good thing right?

The boys recap their weekend getaway together in Brooklyn. Then get into some hardcore ranting. I've never heard some foul language from K-Kris (8:04). They give baseball its due - 2 minutes, tops. They move on to week 6 picks, their bad parlay system, and how they think they will do better this week (24:16). Not happening boys, but you keep trying.

Chris is in a good mood, so that means a lot of rambling. Actually, that happens regardless. This goes on for a while, so... Honestly, I don't know what they talk about until they start making predictions for week 5 (26:14). And that's what we're all here for really. Just remember kids if you're going to gamble, do the opposite of these two.

Apparently Chris hates the NFL. Because he thought week 3 was lame. But it was still better than college games buddy. Chris shares a stat which proves how dumb QBR is. Then applaud the NFL & NBA for standing up to the idiot-in-chief and prove these two can have a civil discourse. Proud of you boys (3:39). For unexplained reasons, Carmelo going to OKC makes these guys compare super-teams to super-group bands, wait what (20:59)? Finally they get to picks. Because I'm sure everyone was waiting for their terrible bets (25:31).

This episode starts off stupidly trying to figure out who the best team is in the NFL after two weeks. Then they also somehow think the NFL needs fixing through the kicking game or trades (5:05). In honor of the passing of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, the boys discussion dissolves into a WWE-style in ring promo. Just not sure if this is a worked shoot or not. Since that tirade too way too long, the boys try to work in their week 3 picks as well (33:03). Hopefully it works out better for them than week 2 did.

Not for Nothin' decided to start a wins pool among the listenership. Shouldn't they do a loosers pool(3:10)? They laugh at the new NFL replay tablet guy and why they can't do anything right, unlike like the NBA who nails everything (12:07). Don't even get them started on Hank Williams Jr return to MNF, oh too late (22:55). After yammering in each others ear holes for too long, the boys have to do a lighting round of picks (43:32).

Can't believe these two have made it a whole year. Chris and Kris are so excited to be back picking NFL games again, they celebrate Brock Osweiler's return to Bronco orange and Geno Smith on the Giants (:51). These guys are so dumb. They take issue with a former NFL exec who somehow has a platform to speak about nothin (19:54). Let the craziness and madness begin... the boys make their week 1 picks for all the games after a few new rules from their book... er, friend (32:06). Can these guys be any better, or is it worse than they were last year? Let's find out.

Kris mans the studio as Chris calls in to make some NFL season predictions. They each pick a division winner, wild cards, who they like and hate. they talk Three Men and a Baby trilogy film, and creating a podcast network. Then for the grand finally they make dumb Super Bowl winners.

Like the eclipse that was happening the same day, please do not stare directly into this episode. In fact, it's not a coincidence this episode happened on the same day. I'm pretty sure the boys mailed this one in... from the beach. Try to enjoy.

Kris starts the show by himself by giving the one-finger sendoff to Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria (00:59). Then he talks more about why robot umpires shouldn't exist (9:49). Stop talking football, man. Moving on to football, he goes on a rant before Chris is able to call in (36:16). They talk more football & rookie QB's.

It's officially football season, which means Chris and Kris start off talking baseball. Typical. (1:00). Eventually they do toss the old pigskin around, verbally speaking (14:20). From now on, it's all football. just listen, you'll like it.

Kris badly fills the time by himself, until Chris decides to show up, by talking baseball. But when that happens its so dope. But of course, they just talk more baseball (8:46). Chris shares his umpiring story as a teen, which further emphasizes robot umpires (23:10). They work in racist movies, Miley Cyrus and spiting on people. These guys are weird. But they keep on talking baseball almost to the end. I hope baseball fans are listening.