Not For Nothin'

Chris and Kris try to put on their most professional hats on and interview their (now) favorite documentary film-makers in the biz today. They discuss the new 30 for 30 doc, Mike & the Mad Dog. Then wrap up the best show of their lives talking NBA Summer League and then of course bash baseball, it's a tradition now.

Shout-out to our man Bob Seger for rocking Spotify. Then they get into independence day, and what's all the hoopla, or lack there of surrounding it. They even throw in a few good conspiracies theories for the heck of it. They talk ad nauseam about the Knicks and NBA off-season, then finish off the show, as always, by bashing baseball. And for some reason Chris comes to the defense of Chris Christie, name sake I guess.

As Kris is off celebrationg the 4th with sparklers, Chris does a show with his Knicks-aholic friend Mike Davey. What perfect timing with the eternal hope that springs anew, Phil Jackson being fired. But first they do what they do best, talk about weddings and jazz… wait what (1:33)? They reluctantly get around to talking Knicks, which takes a while (13:51). They work their way to other NBA offseason talk (38:42). Then they wrap up their talk with baseball because it’s slow this time of year ( 42:29). There’s actually more, but these chuckleheads forgot their time limit and got cut off.

it's all NBA Draft talk, again and the upcoming off-season. Talk about beating a dead horse. (OO:40). Then they move onto the Big3 League, hey look more basketball talk (45:55). They reminisce about Morgana the kissing bandit and how she'd fit into todays society (50:30). And finally they get to the good stuff... more baseball hating. Astros v Rockies World Series, our lock of the summer (53:50).

K-Kris starts off the show by himself and is juiced for the NBA Draft, but his monologue doesn't last long, because C-Chris shows up soon enough and who knows where the show goes from here (4:38). They move on to super teams and why players don't want to admit they are on one (24:30). Seattle best chance for a new team (38:16), then finish off the show talking Sixers bandwagon and making the playoffs.

C & K start talking DC Sports, why (1:01)? Chris's mom, makes the guarantee of the week - Warriors win Game 5 and the series, while Chris tries get out of his Steak bet, which he lost (5:48). Then doubles down with a bottle of wine on who wins game 5. This leads to the best steak they ever had (13:13). They talk a little football, Sebastian Telfair being a bad boy, and bad sneaker collections and end with the FVCC scandal. The last 10 minutes is the best part of this episode.

Kris goes solo again, like a lonely housewife. So he talks to himself about Colin Kaepernick (these guys just can't let it go), again (2:48). Then he solo riffs on the NBA Finals (21:11). Out of desperation he moves on to boring old baseball to finish off the show (47:00). And Steven Soderbergh does not show up for the show.

Warning! listen at your own discretion. This one is just off the rails... but it's in tribute to Chris Cornell, so it's cool.

Kris starts the show on his own, but Chris does eventually gets behind the mic. In the mean time, Kris has his expert rambling hot takes (2:00). Once Chris is in the house the boys talk about mother day, Mary J Blige and creating drink names at their unique bar (8:20).

Kris hosts the show solo (seriously dude, try not to act too excited), and starts off talking golf... wait what?!?! Chris really needs to come back (1:20). Then he sort gets on track talking NBA Playoffs (14:00). Then he talks about LaVar Ball and the shoe game (40:20). Then finishes it off with the sorry-ass Knicks before he realizes he rambled too long and the shows over (55:55). Man I hope the other Chris is back next week.

It was a big draft weekend for the NFL and the Big3 basketball league. To celebrate, Kris and Chris crack Miller Lites, and talk a little Whitesnake... yeah that makes sense (2:90). Then they talk NFL season over/under, since it's May, so of course NFL (14:40). To wrap it up they talk about Chris's unique betting strategy for the rest of the NBA playoffs (37:00).

The talk of the town is the the savior of the NBA playoffs, Joe Jesus! The rest doesn't really matter. I'm not even sure if the guys talk about anything else. If they did, who cares.

The show starts off as a tribute to Russell Westbrook's greatness, but quickly becomes a Matthew Lillard love-fest (1:00). That leads to a bonding moment over the TV show Community (8:00). They take a detour over superstars hair issues before getting back to NBA playoff talk (34:00). The wind down with a little Otis Nixon and the coke hall-of-fame

The guys are very excited for NCAA Championship game and planning an all nighter in honor of it. And to start it all off they talk old white guy dance moves, yeah it's gonna be an exciting night (4:40). From there, Chris is just trying to offend everyone. They throw-in some Georgetown/Ewing greatness, Philly sadness (except in gambling) and reminisce about Wilt Chamberlin's sexual prowess then talk some Mike Jones (40:25). They wrap up the show by making baseball predictions, Phillies-Mariners anyone (50:00)? No, didn't think so.

It's the middle of March so what do the guys talk about, NFL of course, oh and Vegas Baby! (3:00)... Wait who's doing crack (14:40)? Moving on, they discuss Colin Kaepernick in their own special way (17:33)... wait did Chris just compliment Ryan Fitzpatrick? It's all just a setup for Geno Smith talk (22:50). Finally a new conspiracy theory, and it's timely for March Madness (27:09). They make their Final Four picks before talking about Delaware and Kris's wardrobe, then solves the world problems before pulling the plug (40:20).

It's the first day of spring and the boys are warming up, but their material is a little frozen still. They discuss Tim Tebow to start their show(2:00). After some rambling, they lament their terrible brackets (17:20). They discover Bing Crosby is from Spokane, which just leads to a whole bunch of Spokane bashing, but in a good-natured way of course (33:40). Somehow that leads to more flat-earth theory with special guest Dr. Crayola. Yup it's that kinda show today (43:10). WARNING - this episode might cause you to be dumber.

The boys filled out their brackets, but took it way to seriously. it was supposed to be fun, and they ruined it. Enjoy the madness.

The boys quickly talk some skins (2:85), before moving on to their vision of a future NYC, it's bleak (11:48). Speaking of bleak, they crack open a tall cool one to help drown their sorrow, while lamenting the Sixers corps of an organization (12:55). $10 is on the line if the Knicks can make the playoffs this year ( 35:35). They finish up talking a little NBA prop bets before discussing some of the best NBA trash-talkers.

Right off the bat, the boys solve the NBA All-Star dilemma, then do it again later in the show (1:00). They talk about taunting Boogie and (13:40), then have a huge blow-up and argue over Jahlil Okafor which Kris clearly won (19:20). Chris eases the tension with a surprise gift for Kris, which helps them transition to more important matters, Big-Time Wrestling, oh yeah (29:40)! But they save the best for last, flat-earth conspiracy theory (51:45).

The NFL season is officially over, but the boys can't stop talking about it. We'll ween them off I guess. In the meantime, they get random real quick (1:00). Chris cries about is poor basketball gambling record (14:00). Kris goes off on lame-ass OKC fans (19:20). They side with Oakley and happily berate Dolan (36:00). After that its all down hill, they start talking about wrestling. Look up the Shockmaster and you'll understand.