Pero Let Me Tell You

Still looking damn good Nelly Furtado…feds don’t raid a mansion for no reason…our thoughts to the victims of the MD bridge situation…hey, trolls maybe you don’t need to voice your opinion at all times…maybe Ish just doesn’t have a favorite ice cream…seriously, DJ clearly does NOT like warmth…join use for DJ’s new segment, all the best foods to freeze…is a moose as big as a motorhome…we appreciate the new steps taken by the census, but is it the right direction…man, we just thought Nickelodeon was edgy not sketchy…we miss Amanda Bynes…Ish & DJ at the gym seems like two VERY different experiences…Last Sodas: Kate Middleton & Being the VibeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How much Sweden is too much Sweden…the patriotism of US car dealerships…explaining Boxing Day…someone in the US bought London Bridge??…ok we found Kate Middleton, now what…hate her all you want, JLo is the hardest working woman in entertainment…who knew Ish could flow like that…meanwhile, a 9 year old shouldn’t be saying those things…just give us the NSYNC reunion already…talk about a weird Wild Orchid connection…ok so now it’s basically illegal to be homeless in FL…Ish isn’t ready for an English language salsa album…Last Sodas: American Fiction & SanguichTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk about an icon…our fist Hollywood Walk of Fame recipient…we are primed for a good salsa album…hmm, maybe Ish IS on the ‘Bailar’ album?…Celia is our queen now and always…album launch party by way of concert? Yes please…no biggie, just part of ‘We Are the World’…nobody’s a better music partner than dad…for real though, Papa Succar needs his own album…goes to show, stay focused and talented, success follows…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“People need the Pero”…We do love a Miami media mogul (and alliterations)…Broward does just seem further away…platanos are the great Caribbean unifier…seriously, she is one ambitiously, busy lady…of course she loves Lucy (Lopez)…woot woot, one foreperson in the guest host rotation…are Oscars relevant…bank on being underestimated like Tyler Perry…oh Joe we kinda dig the schadenfreude…what VO actor wouldn’t aspire to be voice of God…125 first cousins IS an intimate gathering…shunning your culture in youth only to appreciate it later…you have to niche down when it comes to content...always comes back to My Big Fat Greek Wedding…Last Sodas: Miami, Scarlet Johansson on SNL & Vanessa JamesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dua Lipa is just perfection except for the BO…los taxes…congrats to the Brits winners…who would be ‘fine’ in 2024…we miss the Virgin Megastore…Spring Break, no vengas…closing parking isn’t a great idea…paper fasteners nor horseradish will be found in Miami…Riverside Mathematics, total flashback…Usnavy & Yuleiski go to Cracker Barrel…Must See TV & TGIF…Pizzeria Chips…SoBe beverages…sour candy Altoids…Olestra’s anal seepage…Snackwells…we haven’t seen most of the Oscar movies…the diversity of Meryl Streep & River Wild…Billy Dee Williams had an Avon collection?!…Uncle Sal and the Stanford Achievement Test…Dan Savage’s definition for Santorum is the wrong use of frothy…Play-doh barber shop was a snack…Last Sodas: Aldi & Marcello HernandezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

Cuban Leos unite...he ACTUALLY studied business administration…comedy, drama, sci-fi the guy can do it all…just 2 Miami boys talking about restaurants…of course Gina Torres is his other mom…take that chance on your talent…TWO Guy Richie movies?!…always be the guy who talks UP people who aren’t in the room…this Westchester Pride parade is coming along nicely, right?…the immigrant work ethic never really goes away…yep, even in space there’s some version of a Latino, deal with it…funny how it took so many years to actually ‘know’ someone from IG ‘in person’…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And we got the episode number wrong…How does DJ NOT know Rainbow Connection…Spirit Halloween, we’ve got so many questions…SoBe WFF was DEFINITELY an experience…impostor syndrome will never leave DJ apparently…oh Yolanda…should some murderers get parole…Court TV was great…UK Wonka experience is the family friendly version of Fyre Festival…The Lion, the Witch & the Walk-in Closet…what’s your fave Spanish word…how much is a few vs a handful vs several…when Ish & DJ agree to disagree…cereal for breakfast is totally valid, but was the CEO tone deaf…did we really miss Rachel Dolezal…RIP Greatest Hits albums…bring back the mix CDs/tapes…Last Sodas: Wendy Williams & Feud: Capote vs The SwansTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of

Jaunty hats are the best…seems DJ owes Ish a few gifts…Dr Seuss works on several levels…South Korea just loves Brian McKnight…many opportunities were given, just train your employees NOT to gaslight customers…reply to social media, people…what are you things people love, but don’t really love…NOBODY loves Bob Dylan, fight us…morning people do NOT exist…fat shaming is 100% wrong, but is a convention the answer…we’re prepping to survive SoBe WFF…impostor syndrome is real but Ish will NOT let DJ give in to it…it’s nice when you forget to mention your family…GO ON HUNGRY YOKAI!!!…Last Sodas: Miami Cafe & Pitbull ft Dolly PartonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo

Apologies, we’ve since replace the mics…doing what you love is living the dream…desde Cuba viene haciendo contenido...figuring out your 2nd act is always hard…best phrase of season 7 is “en Cuban no tenia pelucas’…good comedy can translate…the boy can do so many accents it’s scary…observation leads to good acting…como funciona la mente creativa…it’s the details that are relatable…he can step in for ANYONE on Primer Impacto in a second…suegra Cubana al fin…12 Corazones RIP…featured in Vogue Mexico but not in Cuban publications…can’t limit your content appeal...bye Sumaylin...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starbucks is NOT a safe space for DJ…Ish likes to chronologically think of I Drove All Night covers…Cyndi is an icon…we love 80s movies, even ones we aren’t Stans for…seek and you shall find your narrative, even if it’s total BS…and now we’re talking the grandaddies of conspiracy theories with 9/11…welcome back ‘white nonsense’ it’s been a while…influencers wearing shoes but barefoot…jails aren’t the best place for a wedding…2nd fridge is total middle aged flex…help us welcome No Mercy and Merenbooty Girls…are we just over close friends now…teaching communism in FL schools sounds like a good idea, but there’s always the execution…ugh pear juice is WAY too thick…so you introduce vague rules but get upset when it’s too vague to follow…Last Sodas: JLo & UsherTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to

Please no earthquakes, our insurance won’t cover it…Miley really set the tone for the Grammys…reporting public records isn’t stalking…long live Celine…could We Are The World be done today…bring on Usher…don’t forget this Sunday is Janet Jackson Appreciation Day…it would take Elon Musk’s money to legally take on Disney…btw, X isn’t exactly a bastion of true free speech…Dua Lipa probably has really bad breath…the Olympics are coming…man the World’s Fair gave us so much…get on that scale to fly Finnair…airline employees need military training these days…Last Sodas: Sofia Vergara & Small Business PSATheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of

Feb is finally here…Usher makes it looks effortless…Vegas does deserve a true showman…cordon bleu & pilaf = perfection…so we go from CAO not accepting their OWN gift card to them taking any ol’ card…the multitasking Cuban barber is DEFINITELY an only in Miami thing…seriously, why the face time though…Darien owes that guy a shirt por lo menos…Muppets are real and you can’t tell us otherwise…social media needs a warm hug like Sesame Street…the algorithm needs tweaking at least…more positivity please…glad Big Bird didn’t blow up…ABBA vs Ace of Base…we need to hear Darien explain light years to his mom…maybe that’s what RBD REALLY stands for…Last Sodas: Roberto Clemente & Chita RiveraTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThank you to Be

Don’t be ridiculous, of course we’re back, Cousin Larry…yes, focus on the Olympics not the elections…Griselda: #girlboss…the Griselda glow up is real…lazy marketing can still accomplish its goals…good luck with that youth social media legislation, kids know all the tech work arounds…love Kylie, the liquor markup not so much…those poor offshore customer service centers…how did she not know the address of her job…despite the nostalgia, the Seaquarium does need something done about it…RVs in Hialeah should always be a tip off to something illegal…motel Caja china is probably urban legend, but one that got close to reality…DJ just learned about the origin of tots…Last Sodas: Charles Osgood & The Toy BankTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.ny

Do yourself a favor & get these chocolate bars…possibly the smartest chef we’ve ever interviewed…Venezuelan AND German…talk about some of the best foods on both sides…never too late to follow your dreams…entrepreneurial myopia…Ish would make the BEST taste tester…don’t just eat these, savor them…S’mores in a bar form? Yes, please…for the record, its pronounced ‘chew-wow’…let’s all be Chief Joy Activators…why not be sustainable where possible…who doesn’t love some dulce de leche...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not even distance can keep us from creating our last ep of the year…ok so we all now know the sweet spot to visit Disney…yo if you’re gonna app everything, provide some chargers in the park…seriously, our posts are all in good fun (mostly)…dear social media, why can’t we have nice things?…ahhh casual racism, what took you so long to find our post…T-Swift may be huge here, but globally it’s Latina power baby…congrats to Karol G on the 3rd year of most watched artist…Dear Robbie Williams, you were always big in America to us…we miss the good ol’ days of Art Basel…seriously, two people being worms isn’t art, it’s pre-K…we should definitely mime the Caja China…hmmm, a Cracker Barrel in Hialeah would be worth the content…we miss you Macaroni Grill…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The

Jermaine Dupree is the hip hop equivalent of fetch…we do NOT wanna be Diddy right now…expect a full Disney report when DJ returns…is the Hall of Presidents just to descansar?…Crystal Palace = unattainable dream…of course Ish knows more than 10 US presidents, flags not so much…sashay away George Santos…politicians do NOT belong on DWTS…Australians definitely take less time for goodbyes than Latinos…la despedida is its own tradition…why doesn’t colorism affect the popularity of las novelas Turkas…we love El Escaparate from Beauty & the Beast…forgotten Disney films…yeah, our audio this week is de madre…oh no, due to glitches in the recording, DJ’s last soda didn’t fully record…Last Sodas: Rosalyn and Josh Carter & Who’s The BossTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Je

Bro, SW alum are everywhere…sigh, A-Rod & his ‘Kendall is the hood’ comment will never die…Croqueta fueled childhoods are the best…communal yearbook…Warhol + Lichtenstein + Kandinsky…cartoons always influence adulthood…latinos never understand their kids moving away…one more yearbook editor…talk about an impressive resume…all 2020 was winter of 2020…here we go with DJ’s fave store again, Burdines…yep, we seriously considered buying Book Barn…yet again, Miami lacks ‘history’…wontons on the red couch at Canton…this ep might as well be sponsored by Eckerd…we’ve got your number Sunset Drive…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welp, that’s pretty much 2023…DJ’s Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom’s, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you’ve got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good move with Magic 93.9, I Heart Media…Shakira: English vs Spanish, discuss…absolutely embrace The Box of it all, go all in…please connect us to the Merenbooty Girls…phew, Thunder Wheels is going but not gone…how dare ANYONE criticize a national treasure…Last soda: Henry Kissinger & Dolly Parton’s criticsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf

Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don’t hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exist any more…FOUR popcorn tins is too many…maybe don’t glorify Osama…tragedy isn’t a competition…nobody should get news from social media, especially not Tik Tok…DJ’s mom would totally kill it on Family Double Dare…we should have Ish’s mom to share some Abuela stories, the NY trip alone…UNO is not cards…Last Cawy Lemon Lime: Our listeners & Dolly Parton’s RockstarTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjea

How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn’t like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it’s about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he’s gonna make our heads swell with all the love…goes to show, you never know when wearing a hat will be immortalized…gotta love a cubiche nickname…pa’que veas, we’re everywhere…yeah, Latinidad IS like the Force…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.