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This episode is an Alison pick and we're going all the way back in time to 1999- that great bastion year of amazing movies. Join us for Greg Kinnear, product placement, and whether or not an American utilizing a British accent is appropriation.

Talking about the Green Lantern movie isn't really something anyone wants to do, but since we're superheroes in our own right, we took on the challenge. Also, our apologies to Blake Lively for judging her so harshly.

If you're interested in the history of Spike TV, then this is the podcast episode for you. We also mention Blade the Series if that's more your thing.

We are FINALLY talking about the Snyder Cut of DC's Justice League and boy is our friendship tested. Tune in to see if we make it through.

Wrapping up the Blade Trinity the only way we know how- by talking about multiple other topics that have nothing to do with the movie itself. But hey, we also talk about Ryan Reynolds (hot), Wesley Snipes' vision for the movie (not), and our truest love- Parker Posey (super hot).

Blade II is full of everything we asked for- death by dick stabbing/shooting, damp vampires, and of course, Norman Reedus. We also talk about video games a lot, so sorry about that.

We're finally back and we're discussing Blade. That's right, f*cking Blade, motherf*ckers. Parker went full research mode for this one, so strap on and strap in.

It's an Alison pick! What do Josh Hartnett and Devon Sawa have in common? They are not in this movie. We talk about a lot of things that have nothing to do with The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but we still love this movie, so no harm done.

We've been away for a while, for which we apologize, but time moves differently in a pandemic and we lost track of it. Anyway, we know you've been hankering after our Daredevil thoughts and feelings, so here you go!

Sorry to keep you hanging on this last installment of our Mission:Impossible series, but we're back and we're talking about everything- including the movie we're supposed to be talking about. But yes, we do talk about Henry Cavill. A LOT.

We're off the rails in a pretty insane way in this episode, despite enjoying the movie. Join us for Taylor Swift updates, a breakdown of tv shows from the 2000s, Jeremy Renner fan-girling, and arguments (of course).

We're talking about Ghost Protocol today, but continually confusing it with Rogue Nation. We eventually figure it out, but it's a long road.

We're on the third movie in this series and it's starting to feel like the series we know and love. Your hosts are back in form, arguing over the dumbest possible things and talking about hot dudes.

You know what's impossible? Getting through this movie with your eyes open. Fall asleep with us as we discuss George Lazenby and motorcycle duels. Seriously, how is a motorcycle duel boring?!

We embark on a new series that is not comic book-based, but does have plenty of superhero moments. While you may think this episode is the beginning of us becoming a Tom Cruise-themed podcast, we eventually reel it back in.

It's a one-off Parker Pick and boy did he make Alison regret her decision to start a podcast with him. Listen in to hear our takes on this Batman Forever knock-off that (un)surprisingly never became a tv show.

We're doing an Alison Pick this week and boy do we regret it. So many famous faces- you'd think we'd find something to like about this movie. Spoiler alert: we do not.

We're at the end of our series on the current DCEU and ending it with a bang. And by bang, we mean using a lot of this episode to talk about the politics of writers' rooms and directorial choices. But also- deep insights! Arguments about not listening to each other! Ranking the DCEU! Fawning over Chris Messina! We've got it all, folks.

We're talking Aquaman and a bunch of other movies to avoid talking about Aquaman. Join us if you're interested in Spaceballs, lasers, Patrick Wilson, or swimming in jeans.

We're not mad, we're just disappointed. But we have fun talking about it, at least.