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We're FINALLY talking about the best movie in the DCEU and we're only a little disappointed that we don't have that much to complain about. A Hollywood Chris? Wonder Woman theme music? Lucy Davis? How did we even find anything to complain about at all?

We discuss Suicide Squad, against our wills. Hot guys and teensy bits of fan service are the only thing that keep us awake, besides our white hot rage.

It's Batman v Superman v Boredom and I think we can all agree that Boredom won. Join Alison and Parker as they discuss this hot mess and rewrite the entire DCEU because, why not?

We are embarking on our second series- this time it's the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). And since Man of Steel is the first movie in that series and we're sticklers for propriety, this is where we begin. Parker has actually done some research and Alison's research/drinking began well in advance of the recording. This episode comes complete with bonus recording.

We're discussing The Green Hornet. Join us for an in-depth, real-time struggle to remember the year 2011, as well as a complete re-imagining of the plot and casting choices.

We're talking Crisis on Infinite Earths. If you don't watch the CW Arrowverse shows, I suppose you could skip this episode, but then you wouldn't get to listen to Parker geek out and Alison drunkenly try to mirror his excitement.

It's time to tell the world about the 1994 unreleased Fantastic Four movie. We did the watching so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Merry Christmas! Just in time for the spending-too-much-time-with-family holidays, here's our episode on Shazam! Learn how much wine it takes for Alison to open up about crushing on middle school characters, as well as Parker's chill ass high school paper on What About Bob? and various other Bill Murray movies.

Holy shit, we're still alive! And we're back! Finally! Ok, enough exclamation points. This episode, we're covering Spider-Man: Far From Home. Alison is sick (most coughs have been edited out- you're welcome), Parker is still angry about The Phantom, and Jake Gyllenhaal's beard is super hot.

We're finally out of the MCU. For one episode anyway. Today, we're talking about The Phantom, that bastion of 1990s action-adventure pulp shit. Alison loves it, Parker is traumatized by it, and we both look forward to everything Comic Con teased us with.

Well, we did it. We watched all the MCU movies in order. And now, we're ranking them, according to our own sick and twisted criteria. And we feel pretty badly about it. Sometimes.

We're discussing Endgame in a reverent and solemn manner. Psych. We are argue over something dumb within the first 15 minutes and then try not to cry the rest of the time while drinking Endgame wine. Join us, won't you?

We're caught up on the MCU! Just in time for Endgame! And we're talking Captain Marvel, Ken doll Coulson, powerful fucking ladies, and of course, a whole bunch of things that don't have anything to do with the movie or comic at all.

Alison and Parker have a hard time staying on task this episode, but if you're into Cary Elwes, Quantum Leap, America's Sweethearts, Charlie Hunnam, or just tangents in general, this is the episode for you.

Our levels are still shitty, but Alison and Parker are powering through to bring you their thoughts on Avengers: Infinity War. It may have taken 11 months longer to get to this episode than previously anticipated, but we got there, so back off.

Guest host Britt helps us break down Black Panther. We talk about seeing the movie in theaters, we each choose a boyfriend, and Alison's levels are really high (sorry).

Alison and Parker discuss what we believe to be the current funniest entry into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We also get wine drunk and go off topic A LOT, but we're not ashamed, so we're not apologizing.

We're (kind of?) on a roll here. And we're covering Spider-Man: Homecoming, and the gloves are off. Join Parker and Alison as we delve into the best Spider-Man movie (so far) and nearly come to blows.

They're back and they've got a guest. Jesse joins Alison and Parker to talk about Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2. We're drawing lines to Infinity War and using this episode as a therapy session. And we figure out what's wrong with Earth vs. the rest of the planets in the universe.

We're talking Doctor Strange and we're touching on some pretty deep topics. Science vs. magic, ethnic casting issues, the color scheme of the Dark Dimension, Benjamin Bratt's whereabouts and our feelings on Miss Congeniality 2.