Theatre Of The World

What's that rotting smell from the recording studio next door? It's the decomposing bodies of Chris, Mark and James as they celebrate a decade (a decayed, you see?) in the lucrative business of pod. Chris meets a time traveller, Mark and James' dog violates the meaning of Christmas.

Not really an episode.

In this risky episode, Mark commits some poetry rhyming atrocities, Chris puts a warning sign on his beard and James drinks too much carrot juice.

In this pleasant episode Mark eats a nice biscuit, James recites some nice poems and Chris sets his beard on fire.

In this simulated episode, Fake Chris and Real Chris battle for supremacy. Meanwhile Mark thinks of baseball and James shares a fast food parable.

In this doomed episode, Chris casts a discount spell, Mark kills Superman and James yells at your hair.

In this outdoor episode, Mark is naughty by nature, James is outwitted by fish and Chris' robot scout troop become self-aware.

In this nutty episode, Chris descends into madness, James rewrites a classic and Mark consults a comedy spreadsheet.

In this damaged episode, Chris advertises insurance, Mark advertises financial compensation and James uncovers a Dracula Cat.

In this erotic episode, Mark takes you to the sexiest places in the world, James takes you to the sexiest places of the mind and Chris electrocutes an entire tour group. Sound effects are used liberally throughout.

In this episode the boys try to lift their spirits by singing together on a conference call, but the time lag makes them sound even stupider than usual if that's possible. This will be their one and only episode about the coronavirus so strap in for the hottest of hot takes. Whimsy will be restored soon.

In this camouflaged episode, James visits a con artist, Mark rhapsodises the cuttlefish and Chris does the world's worst Richard Nixon impersonation.

In this residential episode, James battles a plumber, Mark becomes a bush poet and Chris hacks us all into being more on fleek.

In this meteorological episode, the forecast is for laughter! But like most forecasts, this might not be completely reliable. James waits at a truck stop, Mark serves up a rude recipe and Chris makes a telephone call to the past. Is any of that funny? You be the judge.

In this chronological episode, Chris releases his own drunk history, James recites some tiny timely vignettes, and Mark receives a moment of silence. An argument breaks out...

In this furry episode, Chris reads a dog's mind, James maims a ferret and Mark accidentally learns how to beat a drug test at work. Also the business of human pets is seriously considered.

Chris, Mark and James are back with a new podcast episode and it's about time. It's also about time. Chris buries a time capsule, James gets locked in a library and Mark cooks a complicated chicken with a seemingly infinite segment.

In this unsettling episode, Chris visits an abandoned amusement park, James recites a creepy poem and Mark cooks a horrifying chicken. Meanwhile Cleverbot replicates itself and threatens to destroy them all.

In this cursed episode, James checks his Instagram, Mark opens a liquid restaurant and Chris comes into money. A chicken is hypnotised and no one is lucky. Including the listeners. Especially the listeners.

In this therapeutic episode the boys giggle like morons even more than usual at their own idiocy because it was recorded late. But then again, laughter is the best medicine. Warning: laughter is only the best medicine if you don't have anything actually medical wrong with you.