Theatre Of The World

In this terrifying final episode of Series 7, Mark's evil travel agency will tingle your spine, Chris' sinister movie will curdle your blood and the sheer size of James' chin will stop your heart. Warning: may contain traces of ironic racism.

In this electrifying episode, Mark puts the cute in electrocute, Chris puts the pow in power and James doesn't listen when he speaks.

The boys celebrate 50 episodes and 5 years as sexy podcast sensations. Mark writes a birthday poem, James tells a birthday story and Chris says random words in some kind of order.

In this moist episode, James sends a ferret on a blind date, Chris runs a Water Park, and Mark's rainy day advice will leave you cold. And damp. And unsatisfied.

In this automotive episode, Chris goes driverless, Mark goes helmet-less and James goes to the toilet.

In this professional episode, Chris is secretly fired, Mark bobs a job and James takes his bowel movements public.

In this torrid final episode of Season Six, Chris sticks a foreign object inside himself (twice), Mark uncovers a steamy weather conspiracy and James vomits on a rare animal. Also, a robot addresses climate change.

In this joyful episode, James and Mark sing their odes to joy while Chris fails geography.

In this duplicitous episode, James lies his way into spirituality, Chris lays down the law in court and Mark just has a lie down.

In this adorable episode, James is a fluffy foofy, Chris is a swchweetie schnookums and Mark is a big huggy wuggy wug wug. This podcast also contains an animal with poisonous elbows.

In this disgraceful episode, Chris slides down the shame spiral, Mark conjures the shaman and James breaks his penis. Too adult for children, too childish for adults. This is why we are only marginally successful.

In this fidgety episode, Mark tells Chris how to dance towards a time machine, Chris tries to chat up a robot and James tries to turn poo into a board game. A man's nipple rings are played with.

In this spooky episode, Mark goes trick or treating, James sings a song about his own bottom and Chris goes through "werewolf puberty". Also, a clown gets punched.

In this twinkly episode, performed live during the 2016 Melbourne Comedy Festival, Chris invites a robot to predict the future, Mark tries to get everyone in the audience a job and James meets a bushranger mouse. Ninjas are mentioned in passing.

In this shamelessly promotional episode, Mark reaches into James' bag of mystery and Chris eats a Granny Smith apple. Also, the enigmas of gambling, mixed-race children and donuts are finally solved, once and for all.

In this seedy episode, the boys learn that some hangover cures are best left on the Apothicarian's shelf. Chris drinks from a hose and is insulted by a robot. Again.

In this diabolical episode, James meets the Snake Man, Mark spins the Wheel of Hell and Chris comes face to face with the Giant Baby! Will they survive? Of course they will. It happened a while ago and then they put it out as a podcast so they're probably fine.

In this far out episode, James fails to offend the Welsh, Mark performs an entire musical based on train timetables and Chris appears on a robot's podcast. No one talks about falling over.

In this competitive episode, Mark helps you to meet women, James falls victim to a sting and everyone gives Chris $5 to shutup. Games are also mentioned from time to time.

In this revolting episode, stomachs are turned and no bodily eructation is left undiscussed. Or un-disgust. Is that even a word? Who cares. No one reads these fucking things. Don’t listen to this if you don’t like men talking about poo.