Off Piste Podcast

Welcome to the first Off Piste LOST PIECE - segments of podcasts previously lost to time... until now. Years ago, an episode of ours got completely corrupted apart from about the last 8 or so minutes and as such never saw the light of day. Until today. Here are those intact 8 or so minutes. Enjoy! FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The Men in Black have a globe-spanning roster of galaxy defending agents performing a whole number of tasks to keep the Earth safe - most of whom we never see in action. So who should the Men in Black add to their ranks to bolster Earth's defences against the galaxy at large? Find out as Neil unpacks demonic daddy issues, Richard questions what's in a name and Luck has his knowledge tested on the sweetest baby from a galaxy far, far away (not that one). Meanwhile, Emiko cross-references her findings with Flint’s intelligence from Axel’s interrogation and Lisa comes close to cracking. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

It's not quite Mother's Day yet, but on this week's Off Piste the crew are looking out for their mums by treating them to a day out. Unfortunately, due to limited travel options, they're forced to take them to a place where villains live or otherwise do their business in. So who can make the best of a bad situation and provide the best day out for their mother in an ominous place? Find out as Richard "gifts" his mother with a longer life, Luck peruses the upper class marketplaces and Mitra slips blasphemy past a Queen. Meanwhile, Randall Jnr. takes personal responsibility in helping rehabilitate Shigeru’s leg and Wyatt recognises the face from Frost’s report in Axel’s security footage. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

On this week's Off Piste, the crew are talking... podcasts? Things take a turn for the meta as the discussion turns to fictional characters that should have *their* own podcasts, but who would they be? And what would their shows be about? Would they get any sponsors? Would they be better than Off Piste? That last one is rhetorical. Neil presents some stoic listening, Luck prepares for trouble and Richard achieves unlimited audio power. Meanwhile, Isla requests to help Flint interrogate Axel and Emiko encounters trouble. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Sometimes you have those days that just beat the hell out of you and you can't wait to get home as a result. But what if no one's there to make you feel better once you return home? No one wants that. Even a bad guy for comfort and support would do. So which villain would the Off Piste crew want to look after them at home after a hard day? Find love in unexpected places as returning guest Richard takes care to avoid the poison for Kuzco, Luck plugs into the second controller port and Neil indulges with royalty. Meanwhile, Lisa and Shigeru tend to Kazuhiro’s injuries and Flint commands Randall Jnr. to stay out of sight. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

If there's one thing that The Hobbit's climactic Battle of the Five Armies clearly needed, it was one more army added to it. You know, to make it a nice even number of armies. But which army should be the all-important sixth army in the battle? Join the regiments and find out as Tull struggles to give up plastic, Mitra swings into action and Neil goes for shock and awe. Meanwhile, Chief Mulligan is ordered to track down Axel and Flint apprehends a key player of Wyatt’s. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Off Piste 5.0 kicks off with 2020's inaugural episode and this week the crew are looking for a bit of escapism. With Narnia, some kids got to leave the looming threats of their own world behind and travel to a new magical one through their wardrobe. So why can't the Off Piste crew do the same? But which settings do the crew want to travel to through their wardrobes? Find out as a returning Mitra lets it rip, Tull sails the Hyrulian seas and Neil longs to be a big gnome in a small town. Meanwhile, Flint arrives on the scene of Kazuhiro and Axel’s fight and Wyatt orders Frost to execute his desperation contingency plan. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

As 2019 draws to a close and another year of Off Piste comes to an end, another opportunity for reflection presents itself. As such, 2019's final Off Piste sees Tull joined by Rebecca and Mitra as they each provide answers to Off Piste questions from the past year that they weren't present for. But which questions are they taking their own shots at? What's even going to be talked about? Find out as Rebecca throws her backing behind a supervillain, Mitra examines rubber's bulletproof properties and Tull joins a rigid military squadron. Meanwhile, Emiko presses Flint for any new information and Kazuhiro finds himself in high-speed pursuit of Axel. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Christmas has come to Off Piste once again and the spirits are running high - the original trio are back together again! But there are always those who would seek to ruin the festivities of this time of year. A new Grinch is coming to Whoville, but who's coming to ruin Christmas for the Whos? Find out as Tull brings violence and industry to the snowflake-dwelling town, Luck keeps on keeping on and Neil makes targets of worth Whoville residents. Meanwhile, Kazuhiro notices a familiar truck and Isla helps to nurse Flint’s injuries. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Many a foolhardy criminal have tried to kill the Batman and all (most?) have failed. But has the Dark Knight ever encountered... the Off Piste Crew? Killing the Bat is the objective on this week's episode, but how will the crew achieve this lofty ambition? Prowl the streets of Gotham and find out as Neil looks to weaken the body from within, Tull keeps things simple as possible and Rebecca leaves things to chance. But what is the Bog Blog? Meanwhile, both Flint and Wyatt barely escapes the rendezvous with their lives and Axel decides to look out for himself. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

With such a wide range of different video games out there, you've got to think that some characters would be better suited for certain games than others. Problem is, they might not necessarily belong to those games. With that in mind, which video game characters would excel in different video game universes? That's what the crew are looking to find out this week as Rebecca expands the reach of Dutch's crew to the stars, Luck is a horrible Dragonborn and Tom crunches in the skulls of beloved flagship mascots. Meanwhile, Kazuhiro, Lisa and Randall Jnr. race against time and Flint finally meets Wyatt face-to-face. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

There's never a bad time to go on a good old fashioned road trip with friends. Friends that you have a great bond with and of whom you could never get bored of their company or wish that you were on such a trip with anyone else. So with this evidently out of mind, who are the Off Piste crew taking with them on a two-day fictional road trip? Take a ride as a returning Tom hopes for a police ride home, Neil has a run-in with ferry security and Mitra ingratiates herself with hardened Tokyo hoodlums. Meanwhile, Isla is bothered by unclear memories of a certain voice and Wyatt demands that Frost and his men allow him to speak with Flint without interference. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Drugs. They've got to be stopped. Well, the illegal ones anyway. The war on drugs has been raging for centuries with little actual success. But which fictional characters could change all that? The Off Piste crew are naming their candidates but who's up to the challenge? Find out as Luck is sent by CyberLife, debuting guest Mitra projects onto the moon and Neil enlists the services of some straight edge monks. Meanwhile, Shigeru and Emiko strategise on how to stop Flint going ahead with the meet and the public are rattled by Frost’s message. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!' is back to force a bunch of "celebrities" to shove various animals genitals and carcasses in their mouths for the British public's enjoyment, but what if the feast in the Bushtucker Trial could include fictional nasties as well? Neil, Rebecca and Richard are being served the banquet this time, but what are they eating? Find out in this episode bound to bring the chunder from Down Under. Meanwhile, Lisa asks to accompany Flint to his rendezvous and Kazuhiro receives an ominous letter. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Bonfire Night has been and gone in the UK, where the nation comes together to celebrate a momentous terrorism screw-up. Much like how the Gunpowder Plot had a fall guy, who should be the fall guy(s) for the Off Piste crew's nefarious schemes? Find out as Luck smuggles turnips through airport security, Neil pilfers a dimwit's gadgets and returning guest Richard sees double: four Travoltas. Meanwhile, Isla struggles with her feelings over Cueto’s sacrifice and Shigeru begs Flint not to meet with Wyatt. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Well, we did it. Off Piste has reached 200 episodes! To celebrate this milestone that we have somehow reached, this special anniversary episode is AN HOUR LONG. Twice the content, twice the laughs, twice the hot nonsense that arises when the crew pick names at random from a deck to assemble their own detective agencies to compete with Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang! With a FOUR PERSON panel of Neil, Luck, Rebecca and Bryony, who will have the most effective mystery-solving squad? Find out in our double-length 200th episode celebration! Meanwhile, Frost has a grisly message sent to the rebels and Wyatt dares Flint to meet him face-to-face. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

It's that time of year again! Spooktoberween is here and the frights begin anew on Off Piste as the gang find themselves afflicted by the emergence of the full moon. But what creatures are they transforming into under the full moon's glare? Rip off your clothes and howl to the skies as Rebecca acquires unusual teeth, Luck succumbs to lunacy and Neil assaults a pollutant factory. Meanwhile, Emiko warns Flint about the dangers that lie ahead and Frost briefs Wyatt about the incursion. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

You've got a friend in OP this week as the Off Piste crew become toys in order to fit in with Woody and Buzz's gang. But which toys do they become? How do they fit into the group? And what adventures do they get themselves into? Find out as Luck makes it snappy, Rebecca customises herself and Bryony stretches herself thin in a rescue mission. Meanwhile, Kazuhiro cautions Lisa about her openness concerning Virgo and Flint probes Shigeru and Randall Jnr. about Wyatt’s mind. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Sometimes it would be nice in life to have that one person who's always in your corner, bigging you up and hyping you as the next big thing in life. Managers in wrestling and boxing do just that, so who would be your manager as you go through day-to-day life? See who the Off Piste crew choose as Bryony delves into her own deep lore, Neil gets controlled by a tramp stamp and Luck ponders the situation. Meanwhile, Lisa goes public with the late Virgo’s activities and Kazuhiro breaks the news about Cueto to Randall Jnr. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

As Pixar's A Bug's Life makes abundantly clear, it isn't easy to live a bug's life. But there are many opportunities to be had in the big (small) city, so how would the Off Piste crew live A Bug's Life? And what kind of bugs would they be? Take a journey to Ant Island and beyond as Luck produces a down-to-earth performance, returning guest Bryony eliminates grasshoppers without hesitation and Neil serves up some exotic meat. Meanwhile, Kazuhiro reunites with his family and Flint has his faith reinvigorated by the public. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com