Off Piste Podcast

It's time to join the high-rolling elite this week on Off Piste as the show sees its very first SPECIAL GUEST episode! The lovely Steph Baker joins Tull and Luck this week as the three discuss which fictional universe they'd least like to run a casino in! Tull tries to keep Bowser and co. from muscling in on his turf, Steph tries her best to keep the delicate power balance of Westeros in check and Luck feels the pressure from Team Rocket. Meanwhile, Detective O'Driscoll has questions for Old Man Jenkins and Thin Eric pleads to Wyatt for his family's safety. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Move over, Tinder, you're not needed here as this week the Off Piste crew discuss who they'd most like to go on a date with! Tull seeks his allegedly rightful place in the Mushroom Kingdom's monarchy, Neil ends up in a Fantastic Foursome and Luck basically ensures that he'll never have a meaningful date with a human female ever again. Meanwhile, Lisa forms a bond with Kazuhiro when she learns he is a widower and Thin Eric's family receives some unexpected house guests whilst their patriarch is at the steakhouse. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

"Hey, that guy knows his stuff! Good thing the other protagonists are listening to them!" WRONG. Just because someone dresses fancy or says big words doesn't mean they're in any position to lead the charge. That's why this week the Off Piste crew are discussing fiction's most incompetent 'experts'! Luck questions Professor Oak's right to send children out into the wilderness, Neil scrutinises a Time Lord's questionable rules and Tull contends that Gandalf probably should've put more backbone into it. Meanwhile, Shigeru sends Randall Jnr. home to his father with some war wounds and Thin Eric accidentally discovers more about Wyatt's activities than he should, much to Wyatt's vexation. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

It's time to broaden your cultural horizons this week as the Off Piste crew discuss which fictional universe has the greatest scope for tourism! Luck combines great package deals with hard-hitting violence, Neil endorses a galaxy far, far away for cheap and Tull questions the strength of gingerbread accommodation. Meanwhile, Emiko asks for Old Man Jenkins' advice on Shigeru's bully problem and Detective O'Driscoll comes closer to discovering the truth about Little Billy than he realises. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Sometimes, we forget that movie universes have a whole existence beyond that which we see on-screen, with billions of people we don't even see. And inevitably, they can't all be sunshine and roses. So this week, the Off Piste crew discuss which background plot that we never see (but probably happened) is the darkest! Tull explores the consequences of 007's reckless love life, Luck explores the Death Star's innocent side and Neil once again brings to light how downright terrible a person Professor X is. Meanwhile, Lisa visits Kazuhiro with both welcome and warning while Shigeru falls afoul of the school bully, Randall Jnr. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

In a loose continuation of themes from last week, this week the Off Piste crew talk about the least villainous villains - the ones who perhaps are a little misunderstood. Luck defends a boisterous child, Neil pokes more holes than Swiss cheese into a galactic warlord's plans and Tull questions a lion's impact on the weather. Meanwhile, Detective O'Driscoll swings by for a steak and a talk with Thin Eric while Shigeru and Emiko prepare for their first day at their new school. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

"Hold on just a minute here, mate, this good guy is an absolute DICKHEAD." Ever thought this when watching something, or when playing a game? So have the Off Piste lads. This week, the crew talk about good guys who are actually definitely the bad guys! Luck exposes the grim realities of Willy Wonka's factory (and Grandpa Joe's benefits scrounging), Neil sheds light on Rico Rodriguez's terrorising of the public and Tull reveals who the real filthy animal is. Meanwhile, Kazuhiro tries to acclimatise his family to their new home and Thin Eric announces the grand opening of his new steakhouse restaurant. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Hopefully if you've had roommates before, you got along spectacularly. Or did you hate each other? Then allow Off Piste to put things in perspective as this week the crew discuss who the absolute worst roommates would be! Tull tries and fails to mask his deep desire to live with a car, Neil finds missing milk to be the least of his worries and Luck is faced with an infestation problem. Meanwhile, Wyatt has Randall pitch a proposition to Thin Eric and Old Man Jenkins broadens his cultural horizons when a Japanese family moves in next door. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The Student. Hexcalibur. Brother Badger. Last week saw the birth of these fledgling heroes, but who stands in their way? Part 2 of this two-part special reveals our heroes' villains and weaknesses! Neil finds himself in young crosshairs, Luck tests his bond with Hexy against the demonic realm and Tull's band of woodland warriors clashes with their vicious counterparts. Meanwhile, Detective O'Driscoll stops by Lisa's residence and Thin Eric finds an ominous onlooker to his latest exploit in Randall. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

What's this? "Part 1"?! You'd better believe it! This week the crew pitch their individual superhero series, with THEM as the stars! Gaze into their origins and powers this week as Neil thirsts for knowledge, Luck becomes host to a ghostly blade and Tull goes back to nature. Meanwhile, Lisa starts the Little Billy Memorial Fund to commemorate her late son and Thin Eric seeks out the greatest tightrope walker in the tri-county area, circa. 1973. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Move over, Avengers! It's all-out warfare this week, as the crew put forward who they'd want to lead their Super Teams! Luck seeks to gelatinise the world, Neil gets chummy with the Dragonborn and Tull looks to a plumber to cure a severe mass affliction. Meanwhile, Detective O'Driscoll hits a dead end and Thin Eric - home once more from his hospital stay - hatches a new plan for success. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com BONUS: The notable 'Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing' videos that Luck mentions in this episode are here for your enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZwjYv3sfk

Love is in the air this week on Off Piste, as the fellas discuss which fictional setting would be best suited for a Rom-Com! Get that snuggly feeling inside as Luck explores the tender side of murdering psychopath Jason Vorhees, Neil shows that the world of Fight Club has lovers in it too and Tull brings warm feelings instead of mass death to the realm of Westeros. Meanwhile, Wyatt has Randall cover some tracks and Old Man Jenkins has an unexpected surprise when he gets his hot date under the covers. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

It’s a morally grey bonanza this week on Off Piste, as the crew debates which villain has the potential to do the most good! Neil savagely attacks Albus Dumbledore’s administrative capabilities, Luck gets morally Purple and Tull displays an upsetting lack of knowledge on how meth addiction works. Meanwhile, after Little Billy’s jawless body is laid to rest, Detective O’Driscoll vows to track down the perpetrators. Elsewhere, Old Man Jenkins decides to get back into the dating game. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

This week, Off Piste gets SUPER RELATABLE to the average Joes and Josephines as they discuss which fictional character would be best suited to retail work! Luck finds himself plagued by Doom, Tull yearns for a heist or twenty and Neil reveals a startling amount of detail about the sex life of perverted paraplegic Charles Xavier. Meanwhile, Little Billy gets more than he bargained for upon following Randall once again and Detective O'Driscoll receives a strange parcel. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com Additionally, here's a picture of Xavier's bird lady he astrally takes to O-Town at Neil's recommendation: http://bit.ly/1nZgvww (You're welcome.)

Shenanigans ensue this week as the Off Piste crew pitch their ideas for which characters should swap universes! Luck endeavours to take a bite out of crime, Neil introduces the MCU to his little friend and Tull transports a literal little friend of the Fellowship of the Ring to the sheer horrors of D-Day Normandy. ...shenanigans. Meanwhile, Little Billy receives a few words of advice and Thin Eric's eyes slowly awaken after a terrifyingly uncertain 48-hour period for his family. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Set phasers to 'Clichéd Nerdy Promotional Line' as the Off Piste crew discuss fiction's most impractical weapons! Lend your ears as Neil hates on the Death Star, Tull bashes vibranium, Luck questions a giant's mandible strength and Neil HATES on the Death Star. Meanwhile, Wyatt reveals his scheme to Randall as Thin Eric enters a charity boxing match. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

This week, Neil and the two Dans gear up for Dragons' Den by discussing which fictional character would be the best to start a business with. Get comfy as Tull brings a taste of Asgard to Earth, Neil reveals his dastardly plan to squeeze The Flash dry and Luck naïvely believes he won't be run through with a sword and left for dead at the first opportunity. Meanwhile, Little Billy discovers a surprising secret about where Randall goes at night. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

In the debut episode, Neil, Luck and Tull discuss which fictional setting would be the downright worst to live in, learning an important lesson about why not to trust spooky balloons while also helping to educate Batman on civil rights. Meanwhile, Old Man Jenkins teaches Little Billy an important lesson about sharing. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Join the Off Piste Podcast crew for irreverent, weird and somewhat humorous discussions about pop culture stuff that'll largely never happen! Starting JANUARY 4TH 2016, there'll be a new episode every Monday! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell that guy at the office who smells a bit off and brown-noses your boss! FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/offpistepodcast EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com MUSIC: "Dark Times" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Mechanolith" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Steel Rods" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/