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If you see a shambling, fuzzy, blurry monster- freeze! You have to make sure you DON'T make any sudden moves that could give away your position. Unless it's the kind of monster you need to make sudden movements to get by- in that case ALWAYS make sudden movements. Quite simple, really. Send spare lamp oil to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Call them HACKS if you must, but they're the only ones willing to DIG UP the courage to get SHOTS at a director's CUT like this. Zombie. Send the first real emotion in your entire life to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Our heroes have crossed oceans of time to bring you this podcast... Recurring guest Sydney brings forward a tale of love... hot, bloody love, and it's only appropriate that the occasion is used to talk about which monsters they'd "bone". Enjoy with your red liquid of choice. Send your ancestral dirt to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

So right here, we had two options. Option A: Upload a really great and insightful podcast episode about a topic people still care and search about- or B: Hoot and holler about a movie from the mid 2000s that no one besides Cam was google searching for, and wallow in our own obscurity Should've gone with A. Send us your secret ball-strengthening techniques: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

A fundamental law of the universe- no matter what you're doing, it's going to mess up your back. Send meaner Yoga trainers phone numbers to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Luck IS a skill. Submit detailed Go Fish strategies to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This timeline might go better for you, as long as you don't let all the civilians get melted while trying to step on a single bug. Send extra time pilots to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

They really will just make a movie about any animal these days. I remember when hollywood used to have some STANDARDS. Send CG Children's movie pitches to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Galium aparine is known by a variety of common names in English. The include hitchhikers, cleavers, clivers, bedstraw, (small) goosegrass (not to be confused with other plants known as goosegrass), catchweed, stickyweed, sticky bob, stickybud, stickyback, sticky molly, robin-run-the-hedge, sticky willy, sticky willow, stickyjack, stickeljack, grip grass, sticky grass, bobby buttons, whippysticks, and velcro plant. Send more some of that sweet gooseweed to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Pizza. Sodas. Half-Life 1's unbalanced and disjointed multiplayer. All that's standing in the way of a good night... is Microsoft Windows. And It doesn't stand a chance. Send pleas for us to Buy Halo 1 on PC to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Watch out man! The weird guy over there has some kind of... elaborate kick he's been waiting to show off... and you just KNOW he's got a stupid name for it. "3/10"- IGN.com Send 3/10 reviews of this podcast to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

CorncobTV needs a real hit, and we're gonna give it to them. Send Coffin Flops and Bozo Dubs to: patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

To read all those edgy stories from the mid 2000s about edgy supermen and survive you'd have to be.. you'd have to be... Well, you get the picture: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Summer Cool-up? Cool off? Cool Down? The regularly scheduled episodes are on the way, but the gang ran into difficulties wrangling the guests so here's an update episode! Should you go easy playing Smash against a child? How do you deal with bees 14 feet in the air? Do people still want to see Marvel Movies? Did he know about the bee? All this and more in this episode!

Two American brands known for their history of embarrassing public flops come together for a collaboration that will leave you with at least one Red Ring in your Onion Rings. Suprise us with a weird omelet sandwich: twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

I had some errands I wanted you to run, but no pressure if you don't have time to get to them. It's not the end of the universe or anything. Send us those launch codes: patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Seb and Alex into a co-op experience they enjoyed during quarantine while the brothers are away! It's CRPG time, so ready yourself for a dance with the source on this week's bonus show!

Summon the spirit power of the Elk(?) and listen to this incredible podcast about a space western toy commercial, plus all the other genres our heroes think could probably be set in space. Send pictures of the filmation Ghostbusters Gorilla to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Maybe they should make an anime about going outside so you'll think that's cool too. Special Guest: https://twitter.com/JonastyDrawz Send us your Freak Quicks: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

This entire episode is a scripted play about the concept of emulating old games. It is exactly like that one Nathan for You episode, except it features a caveman platformer heavily. Send prehistoric candy to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast