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This time our heroes needed some time to wrangle a guest for an upcoming episode, so it's time for another minisode! This time, they dig deep into their favorite guns in games, getting into the little bits and pieces of what makes any of this stuff fun in the first place. Listen in, for shots, stocks, and drops!

Can the business expertise offered by guest-suggested show Nathan For You save this podcast? Probably not, but our heroes are going to talk about it anyway!

Our heroes discover class and contemplate art in this revealing and terrifying episode! This week's guest leads them down a musical rabbit hole culminating in a shocking twist that will surprise everyone except for regular listeners!

Aim for the top! Our heroes take advice on the winning mindset as we all, in our own ways, try to become number one! intermission: https://soundcloud.com/macchiato-408822858 closing: https://soundcloud.com/takamarugaiden/adventure-mode

Run starts at 0:00, Estimate is 50:00 This is a shorter, more casual affair to give our heroes some time to compete for next week's episode! It's a little more freeform, but we hope there's something everyone can enjoy in here!

Cam drives our heroes on this effort-intensive journey of baking! Listen to this thrilling, expensive episode as we find out who's got the eggs to beat it with the best! Who gets Salmonella? Which type of Chocolate is best? Will the show EVER stop talking about Celeste? Listen to find out!

Relax, get sensual, and let your mind drift in this extremely not horny episode, as our heroes go over ASMR, bangin' stick, arcade noises and more!

Can our heroes survive on a five dollar budget?Is it okay to take a dead guy's stuff!? The answer to these and more questions can be found on this week's episode!

Venom's good for you, you know? Our heroes do crimes and support the theft of bees in this episode, where they edit audio of an NPR news story! Will they make off with the spoils, or are the bee cops already onto them?

This time it's a bus trip to the Indonesian fistfight district in The Raid: Redemption! Which one is the Crime Brother and Which one is the Regular Brother? Find out, on this week's exciting episode!

This time it's show business, with IFC's cult(?) hit Comedy Bang! Bang! Will the gang be able to withstand the drawn out bits that don't go anywhere? They might just be deep enough in the irony to handle it! Weeks end at 32:30

This time it's a distant world, far from what they usually know... metal music?! Also there's an alien planet full of depressed fish people. Will a basic head for criticism and their first fan mail ever keep them from getting absolutely owned offline by a comet full of bacteria? Weeks end at 31:45

This time, it's the conspiracy-laden web of the year 2000 in the hit video game Deus Ex! Will our heroes be able to navigate the blocky streets before they get added to the list of NSF casualties?

This time, they travel through time to the late 1800s, exploring the lifelong quests of a really rich duck. Why does heaven have lockers, and could Tiger Woods beat us up? Find out on this week's exciting episode!

This time, they investigate the creepy caves and marital troubles of 2004's The Descent! Can they get out without killing each other over minor disputes? I doubt it.

This time, it's the politically charged album from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie alumni. No, really. Show Notes: Door stuck video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM It Girl music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZDBF0kei0 Pharrell’s hat https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2014/01/27/465320419-1-_custom-58bea74649a8ea970dd8cc0b6ccffa1e04e1f3e6-s300-c85.jpg Ed sheeran xbox https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/86aykz/mother_said_that_it_was_my_turn_on_the_xbox/?st=jg0ywg9x&sh=591944b9 Tiny drake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AzggMliDQ No excuse, hit the gym fatass https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSNAL5AVEAAs130.jpg:large Outro:DOOR STUCK REMIX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgnktbLGmNE

This time, it's some gorgeously painted encounters with spooky ghost babies and talking fish in Mononoke. No, the other one. Can they discover the truth, shape and reason behind this show?

This time, it's the outer reaches of the universe, in the alien-stomping take on growing up, Gunbuster! Can they make it back to Earth?

A bunch of 20-somethings with a diverse range of interests try to show each other new experiences. This time, it's the futuristic cyber-world of 1990 in Batman: Digital Justice. Will they survive?