Pero Let Me Tell You

More from Carnaval on the Mile…seriously, we’re like ethnic Hannah Montana with our best of both worlds…celebrate your history always…if you have a choice to be vibrant and colorful, why not…awww Burdines & Zayre, gone but definitely never forgotten…well of course arroz con mango is one of his pieces…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTony Mendoza art: https://tonymendozaart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aqui con la cuarentena…keep the positive vibes going…we LOVE our special guests…fine, no turkey burgers…huzzah for Broadway HD…caballero, get thee to Tiger King pero ya…We should all travel with our own theme music…seriously, we need to stop having people on with better voices than us…once a hometown boy, always a hometown boy…care for the environment people or Louis will hunt you down…like Ish wasn’t going to bring up Sex & the City…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Carnaval on the Mile…it’s a friendly rivalry between Miami-Dade and Broward, promise…sounds great for laryngitis…nah, Dolly would never make anyone feel bad…from country to pop…check his new single “Youth” on March 27…you know we love a singer-songwriter…Alex di Leo: https://www.alexdileo.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s important to always remember the past…self-identity, easier on Tik Tok?…let’s face it, by now DJ & Ish have probably infected each other with COVID19…NY or Miami, germs are everywhere…THANK YOUR TEACHERS!…don’t forget the most susceptible population caballero…support local, it’s gonna be a rough couple weeks…stay safe mi gente!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for coming out to Carnaval on the Mile everyone…we are decidedly NOT the US Census…como jade la Corona…why do we insist on panicking…where is all the toilet paper going…seriously, we should all know how to wash our hands already…I’ll show you clicks above trailer trash…she was 13?!?!…Lisa Lisa and Expose is pretty much freestyle Woodstock…we could never be the guy to question a Puerto Rican mother…said it before, say it again, freestyle music is iconic, period…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you ALL for listening to us for 3 years and counting…of course we start with Britney…come see us at Miracle on the Mile AND The Fair…nothing compares to traditions…and fair food…we love seeing engagement, especially when it’s civilized…woke culture is the ultimate double edged sword…just don’t be a jerk…watch Gentefied caballero…are you a DJ or Ish when it comes to silence…Mickey finally gets his due…again, thank you ALL for your love, here’s to another 100!!!The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely honored to be part of this iconic Miami event…seriously, Thalia looked like she’d been crowned regent…no joke, who knew the 2020 version of The Factory was in South Miami…the more we talked about these characters the more real they got…do yourself a favor and check out this year’s Carnaval Miami poster…we really do love all music genres…some people who SPEAK Spanish, can’t write in Spanish…no big, just Like Santander…definitely got that twist of lime…inspiration can come from the most unexpected places…Carnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comVictor Garcia: https://vgastudios.comTim Charron: https://timcharron.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us at Carnaval on the Mile…siempre con el comunismo…being proud of your body isn’t pornographic…hell, name MORE things after Harriet Tubman…it’s just la US1…ugh, enough with labels already, can’t we just be people…Latinos represent….we totally heart out Spanish Aqui Presents peeps…sometimes you have to give it all up to really grow…TRL will never be forgotten…it’s important that WE tell OUR stories…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The history of the croquette of course takes it to Cuba…the long lasting legacy of Selena…Ish still wouldn’t save her, come too far with JLo…maybe we established downtown Westchester…ear worm be damned, Santa’s is an institution…chicharron ASMR…sometimes working with family works out…quality doesn’t always have to mean expensive…SW Eagles baby…you can be successful AND a genuine human being…maybe one day we’ll get invited to the SoBe WFF…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comThe Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comDos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Estamos busy caballero…Andy Garcia, class act…come see us at Carnaval on the Mile…cancer couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy than Rush…maybe all recipients of the Freedom award are horrible people…can’t escape the Bloomberg commercial…hmm, Miami is home to the cosmo…so many things in Latino home are just de adorno…local media needs to stay around…even this many years later, Ish is still finding new things out about DJ…the Corona virus is clearly the result of communism…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back Pimpinela as hardcore rappers…we could totally revive La Oti..latinos in da house…never shy away from speaking your language…we should all be praising the power of the Latina woman…in the Caribbean we’re just warmer…mira que modem con el caucus…yeah, Pimpinela minus the incest…culture knows no bounds…there should be a purity to art, as well as genuine appreciation…caballero, seriously go check out Domino Saints pero ya…cheesy as it sounds, music really is universal…seriously though, we’ve never felt less cool…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comDomino Saints: dominosaints.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tremendo tembleque in Miami…shout when the excitement moves you…we need to head back to LA sooner than later…designating SAP NSYNC parallels is thought out…Pedro Zamora, gone but definitely never forgotten…que pasa pena, we still owe Jupina…next episode, us and baby Yoda…let’s totally get a mega mix by Gloria going…Tony has blindspots PAST the 90s…we’ve mentioned Acapulco H.E.A.T. now more than it was on the air…big boobs + viejo verde = pretty much every Spanish language sketch show…#YoTambien…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to season 3…after that documentary we definitely won’t F with cats…look Equinox, we’ve had enough of your comemierderia…nobody should aspire to narcissism…even cheaper gyms have good lighting…caballero, que trio en Miami…shameless plug alert, we got merchandise…is new wave white the new white nonsense…turns out Bernie Sanders is tremendo comunista…you’re a grownup, act like it…both sides of the aisle are acting like it’s their time…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is all about the holidays and end of year before we take our little break to recargar las baterias. More than anything, we want to thank YOU all for your support and love…SEE YOU IN 2020!!Intro Song: “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah CareyEnd Song: “Merry Christmas Happy Holidays” by NSYNC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always count on Hispanic parents to keep it real…lawyers before they have a degree aren’t lawyers…challenges are meant to be overcome …Croquetapalooza is life changing…everybody loves a bargain…legitimately for the last 2 weeks, caballero…this time, DJ put his own quarter in…let’s uplift each other…just go with the Hallmark movie experience…Alanis did angry so well it’s still iconic…get ready for Podcast Pachanga next week…End Song: “You Learn” by Alanis MorisetteShriners Hospital: https://lovetotherescue.org/PhenomX: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/phenomx#story Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black Friday ain’t that bad…all kids should believe in Santa…we don’t think we’re hard to shop for…DJ should totally post about The Gobbler…is Keropi still even around…can’t wait for Peppa Pig’s gangsta rap debut…don’t ask how we know Puerto Ricans taste different than Cubans…like that, we’re starting Clap Back Tuesday…for the record we both love surprises, ok maybe Ish a little more…bye bye Victoria’s Secret fashion show…no way to get a good fit via mail…Croquetapalooza: www.croquetapalooza.comEnd Song: “Paralyzer vs Touch Me” by Finger Eleven vs Cass Fox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yet another content subscription platform…pilot wig is never good…DCom originals are the best…where are ya Alvin & the Chipmunks…Daisy Fuentes, pioneer woman…still need answers to Hazard…find me a vegan that’s NOT outraged and I’ll show you someone who’s NOT a vegan…show us your flan face…bicultural Thanksgiving…The Grapes of Flan…Imagine is just a horrible song, period…maybe we wouldn’t have noticed Julia as Harriet…London Tipton, OG Crazy Rich Asian…End Song: “Play With Fire” by Hilary Duff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

But does IG like me, like me…sigh, one more senseless shooting…peaches ARE grainy…so it’s time to explain impeachment…we need to chat with more chicken-owning Grammy nominees…VHS education…shout out to all parents of atypical children…burying your head doesn’t make the problem go away…when our guests collide…two weeks in a row with Don Francisco…learn a language anywhere…they ARE the cutest freckles…maybe someday we’ll be a cult classic too…two icons, only one gets a soda with fizz…End Song: “Llegar a Ti” by Jaci VelasquezJaci Velasquez: https://www.jacivelasquez.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Didn’t know Mike & Ike was even still around…it’s always the least expected place…maybe if he’d shown her a document from God…one person shouldn’t become the avatar of a full company…como Walter, solo uno…what could a family watch together nowadays…seriously do NOT take Don Francisco and Betty White at the same time…End Song: “Satisfaction” by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay safe LA friends…DJ, effecting change in media since last month…man, all roads DO lead to communism…ay, who hasn’t sent a naughty lil’ pic…it’s an online world, we just live in it…always offer Japanese whiskey…it’s my show and I’ll fanboy if I wanna…who didn’t want to be in a boy band in the early ‘00s…ambition is sexy, no two ways about it…even when DJ’s not here, we have to bring up Mariah…the man’s name is daddy after all…like a pirate…we hope Carol Channing haunted your Halloween…more guests should sing us out dammit…don’t miss out on the most fun even of the year…End Song: “Ice Cream” by Robbie EliasCroquetapalooza: https://burgerbeast.com/events/croquetapalooza/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.