Bully The Internet

Youtuber Chills covers all the spooky internet creepypasta, including our very own #GOON Bob Hickman. The problem is, Chills has the absolute most annoying voice on Youtube. Is it autism? Is he a gay vampire? Is he just so Canadian that his voice has been warped into a horrific drone? We get to the bottom of the mystery as Chills tries to explain himself. What if I told you his weird accent is the biggest scam on Youtube? We also check out his bizarre rap music career, his original channel @Top15s , and his coverage of Bob Hickman. PLUS: We look into the clickbait thumbnail of Bob that Chills used and whether or not it was the real deal, and take a look at the history of GOD ENTERED MY BODY LIKE A BODY MY SAME SIZE. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/-fyTXQkW5lY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dliv

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] DICK MASTERSON from @The Dick Show has been exposed to be a furry named Juju the Cow, and thanks to Pod Awful the whole internet is talking about it. Cameron Clarke has released even more embarrassing Daxileaks, including a bizarre video of Dick watching himself kiss his Simp Mistress Jamie Lynn Hughes on security camera footage. The creep factor has been turned ALL THE WAY UP, and I'm slowly realizing that Dick looks at Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia as a sexual role model. Learn the steps to THE D.I.C.K. SYSTEM for yourself, and you too can become a world-class simp and lolcow! We review the security tapes in petty detail, watch the coverage of our show on @Cognitive Thought , @TonkyTime , and my appearance on Pete Ard's show, as well as issue a warning to the person limp-wristedly trying to scare me online. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZY9jbHkDNbI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON

The only game show on the internet where a criminally insane man travels thousands of miles for a joke! Jesse has left Santa Cruz and traveled 24 hours straight to a SECRET LOCATION. The first person to guess where Jesse is will win FABULOUS CASH PRIZES! Where on the Earth's Earth could he be? Jeffrey Epstein's island? @Dick Masterson 's house? The Royce and Mersh Lopez lovenest? Ethan Ralph's Gunt Shack? (yes its that one). VIDEO: https://youtu.be/IZrkvvRzeEQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Losers who have contributed nothing are still COPING over the fact I turned Dick Masterson from @The Dick Show into a LOLCOW. I was done milking anyway, but those same losers are so desperate for content they are falling for Dick's obvious troll of defending LOLICON. I know better than that, the whole Loli thing is a distraction from the truth, and the truth is worse than ANYONE could have predicted. I'm joined by Cameron Clarke, the actual man who put the wheels in motion for Dick becoming a #GOON, who reveals DEVASTATING information that @Mad at the Internet , kiwiFarms, PPP, Godwinson, and all the rest of the wannabes are too blind to see. Dick is, and this is not "allegedly", a confirmed TAKE IT IN THE BUTT, CHUGGING ON STRANGERS' DONGS, TRANS GAY GUY. But it gets worse. Dick is a furry, and his fursona will floor you. Wait until you meet JuJu! Dick is a LITERAL LOL COW. PLUS: I'm joined by Metal Jess, who personally witness

Kyle Cease, former stand up comedian turned motivational speaker guru, thinks he is safe now that several months have passed since Pod Awful called him out for his #METOO SCANDAL. He's back to uploading videos regularly and making women cry. There's just one problem for Kyle. Ever since I started covering him, the VICTIMS of his cult of personality spirituality teachings come to me looking to tell their stories. I'm joined by Robert Conroy, a comedian who fell for Kyle's scam so hard he became HOMELESS and nearly DIED. According to Robert, Kyle's Evolving Out Loud course not only made him lose his girlfriend, friends, and family, but nearly drove him to suicide! The worst part is, during this interview, we realize Robert is STILL brainwashed by Kyle! Can I help break the spell for Robert, or is it already too late? Is Kyle now living in an alley behind a Crate&Barrel? Why is Kyle's lip still twitching uncontrollably? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6mHtJYDnxEE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BO

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Once again Mersh from @Nightwave Radio has been caught copying, this time from Nick Mullen of @Cum Town Stream . Mersh can't stop embarrassing himself. He is a perfect #GOON. One of his latest tweets, he pulls an "And then everyone clapped," meme, and claims he rejected a cougar at a bar. His White Knights are in full Mersh Effect, protecting their Night Daddy in the subtweets, and cheering on his "verbal destruction" of his fellow aging alcoholic. Well i'm not buying it. I don't believe his story went down the way he says it did. So in order to get to the bottom of things, we take a page out of the Kurosawa film "Rashomon" and go over the story from the perspective of every person who was at the Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill that night. I promise I'll take a break from Mersh soon, but just like Roger Rabbit, I can only do it when it is funny. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Xdox4ZTfWLE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/

Mike David from Redbar Radio is now claiming to have THE CORONAVIRUS. Is this another one of his SCAMS??? Redbar went on and on making fun of Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for getting the Kahunavirus. He wore not just a mask, but GLOVES to avoid getting COVID because of his immune deficiency disease. When Mike dies, what will happen to Jules? Who's crap bags will she change? Jesse rips into the LIST of jokes Mike has stolen from Pod Awful, covers his latest and WORST episode ever where Mike gets too drunk and sings himself to sleep, interviews the complete GOOBRAINED Red Guards who love watching a man wither while doing karaoke, and investigates Mike's history of scams. Did Redbar buy subscribers? Probably! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6wvfbCJqhAo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ReallyHugePenis SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv

[3.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh from Nightwave Radio has admitted to our claims of "The Mersh Effect," his psychological trick to get weirdos to white knight for him on the internet. When accused of copying Redbar, Mersh's response is that Mike David wasn't "loyal" to him. I have to know how one man can be so transparently goobrained, so we conduct a phrenology investigation on Mersh's bald head. PLUS: updates on Davey Crocko, the Skyler episode, and THE #GOONS COLLIDE! Revenge Of The Cis hypocritically calls out Steven Crowder for not having kids, and then live on air has one of their most EMBARRASSING moments to date! The Dick Show invites Mersh on to talk about Gavin McInnes, and Mersh scrambles to come up with something, ANYTHING, that makes it sound like his show has been "making waves." Our phrenology study concluded that the largest part of Mersh's brain is the SUMMER HOME WHERE POD AWFUL LIVES. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aKu1szGcIWc RSS FEED: http

The cringiest episode I ever made was the one about my break up with my ex-girlfriend Skyler. Many of my enemies have used it to mock me, but I never took it down. Why? because there is an UNTOLD STORY about what happened immediately following that episode that flipped me from a crybaby mess to a vengeful warrior. Here we are, three years later, finally telling the tale in this sequel that brings new light to the original. Find out how Skyler used my own fans to manipulate me into acting irrational, and how ever since that episode, her life has COMPLETELY FALLEN APART! Plus, a visit from a SECRET SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST, and we explore what it is like when a BPD scag of a woman has everything finally catch up to her when she hits THE WALL. No amount of bangs can save you, NOSEferatu. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5jRegUO13XE RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ReallyHugePenis SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHAN

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] We continue our study of THE MERSH EFFECT on Nightwave's audience by interviewing the absolute biggest Revenge Of The Cis WHITE KNIGHT of them all: Andy's Random Edits. Andy is in every SIMPulator's chat room, he is always in the comments defending QUEEN MERSH from besmershing, and he even creates insanely CRINGE videos of Royce and Mersh as his favorite movie heroes. Now he tells-all to my audience, defending himself by claiming he is NOT a white knight, while reflexively defending Mersh's honor at every turn. He just can't help himself! Can I break this poor, autistic man of his bad habit, or will he be under the Mersh Effect FOREVER? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/MffXZXBJkjc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE CULT SHIRT BEFORE IT'S GONE! https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/oh-deer-god.html FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheNWord SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://ww

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/REDSKlNS2 The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter handle of all time, @TheNWord, just recently, it has given me an idea. Since nobody is currently using the Redskins name, I figure I can use it on Twitter. In an effort to make a fair trade, I've decided to find a new name and mascot for my home team. Nick Sandmann just won another settlement against the Washington Post for his altercation with Nathan Phillips, so maybe it is time to once again honor Chief Shitting Bull. Or perhaps Jana Schmieding, the Lakota woman who was too fat to ride the Harry Potter ride. Then of course there is the magical indigenous Alpha Lord himself, Drew W. Shield, who is trying to save the realms from the Dark Federation. We explore all our

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying to sell to the Revenge Of The Cis audience. One of these monotone, e-begging charlatans is named Davey Crocko, and until he came riding in on his shining steed to defend the honor of QUEEN MERSH on Twitter, I had no clue who he was. Now I can't stop studying him and his Pillsbury-can-of-biscuits-shaped head. We dive into THE MERSH EFFECT, what it means to be part of Mersh's camgirl Simpulator fan group, watch Crocko nod off to his own boring streams while possibly strung out on heroin, and get an update on the Wayfair Child Trafficking conspiracy theory. I gave Wayfair a call, and now I have absolute proof that they have a SPECIAL CLUB

RYAN KATSU RIVERA IS HERE to completely ruin the show! The Dark Future has broken my funny bone. I don't know when to laugh anymore, and I don't know what's funny. The world is completely upside down, cats and dogs livin' together, and I'm just trying to make fun of the internet. BUT EVERYTHING ONLINE IS NOW PANDEMIC AND RIOTS AND RACE WARS, and I'm just... drained from it. I was thinking back to how simple things were in the 90's. America's Funniest Home Videos was sort of the precursor to Youtube, and all it took to make people laugh was a guy hitting his own dick with a rake, and Bob Sagat doing a goofy voice. I'm trying to see the societal collapse through that lens, but Ryan comes along and is too busy smoking a pipe to let me have a good time. I tried to at least get him to talk about Atheism Is Unstoppable joining Censored.TV, but he won't even do that. Sorry, this episode SUCKS. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/8seieH9X-5A RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE CULT SHIRT BEFORE IT'S GONE! http

[1+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who can afford spending $17,000 on a pillowcase. Obviously, as the guy who uncovered the Pizzagate tunnels, this looks like a job for ME, JESSE, THE GREATEST GUY. I'm trying to buy one of the cabinets to see if some missing kid is inside, but LIVE during the show Wayfair and Google start hiding the listings! PLUS: Ghislaine Maxwell is accused of being behind the first ever reddit account to reach ONE MILLION KARMA. An account that is very mysteriously into "cyber crimes." Could u/MaxwellHill be the Lolita Express Madame? Why hasn't the user posted ever since Ghislaine went to jail? We dive down the demon RABBITHOLE. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/M

THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no longer run NewProject2 as a result. We take a look at what lead him here from the match I struck when leaking his SIMP texts, to PPP taking him down, to Zoom doxxing him, to Dispatch showing up to his "Hollywood Hills Mansion." And of course the HULAGIRL86 BOMBSHELL that was posted to KiwiFarms proving once and for all, his ugly girlfriend is a former camwhore. I've been having so much fun, have you, Dick? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/QlhD2lOtzOg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET THE CULT SHIRT BEFORE IT'S GONE! https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/oh-deer-god.html FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TheNWord SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful

[1.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS and using cannabis to medicate. It is because of my interactions with this former GOON that I have decided to offer him the chance to host a show on my channel called Pot Awful. He has also created a facebook group called WEED LIVES MATTER as a direct response to the terrorist organization Black Lives Matter, because maybe if they smoked a little kush they'd chill the hell out. Cannaman and I clear the smoke from the air, get to know one another better, answer viewer questions, get a surprise visit from CANNABOY, and I make his head float through space. 420 LEGALIZE IT MON. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lLja5SIpNKw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner

[FREE Pizza Fund episode! Consider joining to support the show! http://podawful.pizza] (This episode is completely lip synced.) Mike David from Red Bar Radio decided to do a 6 hour show all about little old me. His claims are that I am copying him. What have I copied? Well, apparently Mike invented clapping. And he invented not having ads. And singing karaoke. He promises there's a whole "lumber list" of things I've copied too. (BTW, "lumber list" is a phrase he copied from Adam Carolla.) I'm sure one day he will get around to finding some more examples. Here's some things he didn't invent though: the logo that sat behind him from 2011 to 2020, one of the theme songs he used for the show, and, oh yeah, the list of jokes he's been "borrowing" from Pod Awful lately. And I've come with proof of who did them first. You see, something interesting has happened. Mike doesn't watch Pod Awful. His WIFE does. And she loves it! So I can see why I would always be on his mind, and why he began imitating me a few years ago

David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex cult. He is getting them to sign legally unenforceable contracts. He might even be stalking one of our listeners! We have an exclusive interview with one of his interviews, go over the contract she signed line-by-line, get in contact with A Current Affair to put Otto back in THE NEWS, and interview our listener Brad about the INSANE phone calls and harassment he has been receiving from someone claiming to be David Otto. PLUS: Ron Jeremy back in the headlines for allegedly raping an 87-year-old senile woman. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/qxj90UW73ns RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of comedian #MeToo accusations, but his talent agency Golden Artists Entertainment was promoting Ron Jeremy right up until the arrest, so now Dante is in complete HELL. In full on panic mode, he drops Ron as a client, still promotes his agency, and for some reason keeps defending Ron on Twitter. We go over the whole idiotic debacle, have THE NEWS contact Dante for a press inquiry, and prove he is lying about his involvement with Jeremy. PLUS: My Chris D'Elia parody was featured on a huge Youtube channel called pocketsofthefuture, and someone wants me to stop using my theme song forever. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/QDLv6gNA4bE RSS FEED: http://feed

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had DM's leaked about Crowder being a little... elegant. Well anyway, if Crowder isn't going to sire a kid of his own, then we can at least talk about Steve's dad, Darrin S. Crowder. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure Darrin actually runs not just Steven's entire career, but maybe his whole life. They might even live together. I know they at least do jiu jitsu together and squeeze each other between their legs really tight. Normal stuff. Sam Seder leaked some evidence, too. PLUS: a song from Charles Howell, Ching Chang Chong had a baby and won't fight anymore, and I call my dad and get the truth behind the coronavirus, and tell him a Dad Joke. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/hcP2UifpZTQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podaw