Bully The Internet

The internet's original #Goon, Chris-Chan, believes his original creation, Sonichu™, is a real being. but Chris has the excuse of autism. Apparently the manbabies on Reddit have decided that they need to be even MORE like children, so now they are creating "Tulpas," which are essentially imaginary friends that they pretend are real. Listener Plank tells Jesse everything he knows about these weirdos (the Tulpamancers), and Jesse tries to create his own Tulpa. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WhIjSL8PAIU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I already know I am going to Hell, so it is time to ensure that you all are coming with me. A wheelchair-bound child attempts to sing a song. A #Goon named "Full On Modo" did the Notre Dame fire. Brody Criz has a fan club. Blake Hogue has a new girlfriend, and she is BEAUTIFUL. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/sqVJX_iVLos RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Notre Dame is on fire. Sri Lanka just exploded. Jesus is risen. HAPPY EASTER! A lot of conspiracy theories are being thrown around about these incidents, Pizzagate, Islamic extremists, even incels may be to blame. Jesse calls up some Muslim hotlines to get to the bottom of things. meanwhile, we get some Easter messages from #goons like Bob Hickman, Pastor Michael Smith, and Master Studios. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/VBL5ztBoiT8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] It's 4/20homies, so you know what that means! Time to blaze it up and remember the tragedy at Columbine High School. A demented princess named Sol Pais became the subject of an FBI manhunt after she flew to Littleton, Colorado and bought a shotgun. Luckily the brave media ended her life for her. We explore her bizarre website, journals, and bizarre theories about her from a new #GOON named Pastor Michael Smith. Later, we MEDICATE with another new Goon named "Cannaman" who teaches us that weed is good for you. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dFtLH4JwErk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

No this isn't clickbait. I was arrested and taken to jail, and I have the good people of Youtube to thank for it. I was held for over 24 hours in a cell, not given the option to make a phone call, speak to a lawyer, was never read my rights, and couldn't eat for an entire day. So why did Youtube call the cops on me? Would you believe me if I said "Terroristic Threats"? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/DNJrNDOvTiQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[GIVING THIS ONE OUT FOR FREE. NORMALLY ONLY AVAILABLE AT http://podawful.pizza -- PLEASE REUPLOAD THIS ON YOUTUBE TO AS MANY CHANNELS AS POSSIBLE.] It has been one year to the day that Nasim Aghdam entered the Youtube Headquarters to carry out a heroic mass shooting, and then failed miserably and only killed herself. Despite her folly, we love her and pay tribute to her. Unfortunately, Silicon Valley has not learned their lesson from her attack, so it is up to one of the Pod Awful #GOONS to fill her incredibly big shoes. But who has the Intelligence, Charisma, and Aim to finally pull it off? PODCAST: http://traffic.libsyn.com/pod…/Pod_Awful_X221_T3RM1N4T3D.mp3 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] It has been one year to the day that Nasim Aghdam entered the Youtube Headquarters to carry out a heroic mass shooting, and then failed miserably and only killed herself. Despite her folly, we love her and pay tribute to her. Unfortunately, Silicon Valley has not learned their lesson from her attack, so it is up to one of the Pod Awful #GOONS to fill her incredibly big shoes. But who has the Intelligence, Charisma, and Aim to finally pull it off? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vCsU33fREFU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Actors are all desperate for an audition, so how about an audition for a film that is never going to be made? We bring back Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's old reality show Project Greenlight, and convince a wannabe actress, Bryn Berg, that she could be the next big star. She believes she's talking to the son of Ridley Scott, and the director of Star Wars The Last Jedi, Rian Johnson. Is she willing to put up with horrific, line-crossing humiliation to get a part in a fake movie by a deranged madman named CHAU VAN TRUONG? This might be the moment we finally went "too far." VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9Gwdvpzvw8w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Lynn and Jamie just went viral for their Youtube channel where they communicate with angels (and sometimes trees). People were confused by their strange movements, and Jamie's repeated use of the phrase "That's True." Many were outraged when The Daily Caller linked them to the "birth Strike Movement." The Angelic Initiative began receiving death threats as a result. Jesse gets the exclusive interview to clear up their real beliefs, what it is they do, and finds out if THAT really is TRUE. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/M_InN8h5j4g RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

It was bound to happen eventually. Sentient pile of mashed potatoes, Amy Schumer, is back on Netflix with a new comedy special, and with no fear of a one star rating because they already removed the rating system for her. Also, this time she's got a new thing to joke about other than her vagina. No not her pregnancy, her autistic husband. This is truly a comedy SPECIAL. Will Jesse survive watching this atrocity to human taste? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/4aTdoRtzlCA RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] TWO HOUR SHOW! John Oliver actually did a semi-interesting episode of Last Week Tonight. Their topic was "Public Shaming" but they completely missed that the actual compelling part of what they spoke about was manufactured outrage. The news literally just makes things up hoping you will get mad, because otherwise you will realize the news is pointless and has nothing to do with you. John Stossel also reveals the SPLC as the outrage machine it is, and Gavin McInnes runs a cringe campaign against the SPLC. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/RDxTeQdhoPU Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Inexplicably, people LOVE Walmart. I always thought you just went there because it was cheap and close by, but no. People post about it and like it on social media. They are brand loyal. There are guys with cerebral palsy who love WORKING there, and are mad they are getting rid of greeter jobs. They even post their employees on their Walmart Facebook page to essentially ensure that they are mocked by thousands of people on the internet. I knew a guy who worked there for ten years, and you won't believe what happened to him. Plus, my ISP is complete shit, and the stream went out so many times during this episode that I am now buying a gun. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/thwuLb-UZL0 THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I'm tired of all the Alt Right trolls saying women can't be funny. Amy Schumer used to be VERY funny, and I believe she still can be. We have to get her into comedy boot camp now, to shut up all these incel Men's Rights Activists for good. Just to prove women are funny, I've found the funniest female comedian of all time, Tammy Lee Schumacher. Amy Schumer Comedy Classes: https://www.gofundme.com/MakeAmyFunnyAgain VIDEO: https://youtu.be/CYoTrRJ5ETI Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

THE INTERNET'S ONLY PRANK CALL GAME SHOW. Listeners have suggested items to post to the free section of Craigslist. This episode's items include: - A 1995 Honda Civic - A nanny cam - 2 Cartons of Newports - Firewood - and a bluetooth sound bar Which ever item receives the most calls wins the person who suggested it a prize! Pranks include: stolen valor, dead bodies, Native American rituals, and a return of not one, but TWO classic Craigslist Roulette callers. Truly an insane show. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/z9v41CvTxI8 THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

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Targeted Individuals, or "T.I.'s", are a group of people who definitely do NOT have schizophrenia, and believe they are being manipulated and monitored by a mysterious crew of "gang stalkers." Nobody is sure if it is the government, or the illuminati, or aliens behind it, but what they do know is the voices in their heads are not mental illness, but instead a technology called "Voice-To-Skull," or, bafflingly, "V2K." I guess K stands for Skull now... somehow. VICE did a documentary about these people that is funnier than any sitcom. Jesse interviews a woman named Andrea who knows for sure that a woman named Wanda Probe is ruining her life through gang stalking and V2K. Also she just happens to have Autism and schizophrenia. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ud4J41gGJps THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] FULL VERSION: TWO HOUR EPISODE! L.A.-based "comedian's comedian" BRODY STEVENS committed suicide, so now all the podcasts and comedian Twitter timelines are full of people looking to get some sympathy plugs. Stand Up comedians are shameless and repugnant, but Jesse has a theory that maybe this wasn't suicide at all. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, Patton Oswalt was involved, and working for Tony Hinchcliffe. PLUS: #Goon tributes, KILL TONY, Dante The Comic and his lies, and Kyle Cease loses his career thanks to Doug Stanhope. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/AEBUcuUu-ic Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

JOCK JAM JESUS is here! It's time once again to fool wannabe rappers and Soundcloud CEO's into thinking they are getting their big break on the real radio. King Triple J has selected two of his fellow #GOON rappers for Jesse to prank. Arsini and Daniel Dahmer meet HOWDY DO WITH JCRU, and get taken for a ride. Plus we give away tickets to WAKANDA. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/GfvtrGuUjAs THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com

[PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Bob Hickman (#SAMESIZE) wrote a bizarre book called "Visions of the Beast with Seven Heads and Ten Horns" that his nephew claims may reveal Bob to be a murderer. Jesse has gotten the book and plans to crack the code. Also, Chau Van Truong (Ching Chang Chong) is getting producers for his movie "Secrets Kept," but is he the REAL Chau Van Truong? Not if Pod Awful has anything to say about it. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0A9pRe2fksQ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT, MUG, or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

BLACK MISERY MONTH: Jussie Smollett is a big fat liar who made a hoax and cried "hate crime." Black Twitter ate up the story, white people laughed at "This is MAGA Country." It turns out there's no limit to what ridiculous nonsense our brothers from another mothers will believe. And Jesse has exactly the social experiment that will prove it. Did you know black folks think white people are cavemen from another planet? The screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/iVzK3I7 VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZvW0-OJ_qjM THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store http://podawful.com