Bully The Internet

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] OnlyFans has turned the average woman into a hands-free prostitute, and the average man into drooling, mashed potato-brain simp. The woman we discuss in this episode is NO average woman however, and her ex-boyfriend is certainly no average man. This is the story of Mallory, the former partner of the Gamer Cringe Mall Ninja Incel himself, Ruphio Pheonix, and her turn to a life of e-scorting since their break up. Mallory is one of Earth's Daddy's Lil' Monsters. A Juggalo. A faerie. And she has a body that just doesn't quit... eating. We review her putrid nudes in gory detail, unveil the "It's Complicated" relationship she is still carrying on with Ruphio, and take a turn down a dark path nobody could possibly see coming! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cJ4fR5A7FIQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME

Youtube protects the LGBTP community. One particular minority within that community is NOT ALLOWED to be cyberbullied according to the TOS. You know the one. The P's. The Pizza delivery boys. The "Gated" Community. NAMbLY-pambly boys. The Paranormal. I can't say the thing we all know I'm talking about anymore, because if I did, Youtube would ban me again. So instead, I'm saying my apologies to the "P" Community to get in good with Youtube and the advertisers. I learn about Drag Queens and "Drag Children" from Talk With Teddy, Use a shock collar to each myself tolerance, I sing a ballad to Chris D'elia, I get sponsored by McDonald's McRib Sandwich, and I make peace with the brave leader of the "P" Community, Robert Robinson, for sending him to jail. PLUS: An update on the Ruphio Pheonix and Mallory Lonely Fans situation. COME GET THE BOYS! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9ObvpIV8TnY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https:

[THIS CONTENT WAS ORIGINALLY PIZZA FUND ONLY! ENJOY FOR FREE!] Kay from Kays Good Cooking has been having a VERY strange conversation with a good friend of hers on Facebook, and 1185 has hacked her messages and leaked them to Pod Awful. Try not to lose your lunch (or dinner) while Kay discusses her sex life, her ex-husband, her cooking (ugh), or worst of all, tries to set her son Lee up with her friend. GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1zXptE431Sc FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Kay and Lee from KAYS COOKING have gotten a strike on the Pod Awful channel all because I made fun of Kay for being the world's WORST CHEF. That's no good way to start off KAYSGIVING, especially when there's an ultimatum hanging over Kay's head! I wanted to do something nice for Kay for the holiday, and I've been trying to hook her up with Mr. Burgers, so my special agent, 1185, delivered a package of burgers to Kay's house. Lee didn't take too kindly to this and vlogged the whole thing, along with security camera footage! We go over what I'm thankful for this year, including Drew W. Shield's sad Thanksgiving, Mr. Spergers eating tacos, Youtube's love of child predators (THANKS!), and wrap it all up by releasing the ENTIRETY OF THE KAYLEAKS FOR FREE. Plus, we enjoy a delicious Soup. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/nK3K-3T92CY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The votes are in and the FATTEST Goon of 2020 has been decided! In this episode: The Santa Cruz Joker proves just how limber a landwhale he is, and reveals how he lost his virginity to an old Mexican woman. Ruphio Pheonix is an Earth's Joker no more!. He was dumped by his Harley Quinn girlfriend, so now he is on a rampage to stop women from being fat AT ALL COSTS. Mr. Spergers' dad's spurious privacy complaint, and a call to Mama Burgers. Finally, Mersh talks about Skinny MILHIP's Pod Awful appearance on Nightwave Radio, and the follow up to Mersh's Paypal donation fiasco is revealed. It didn't go the way he thought! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/pLKDReec38E RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join th

Jesse Nicholas Radin, AKA Mr. Burgers, AKA Mr. Spergers has gone completely MANIC. His attempts to have me jailed, and sue me have completely flopped. He's now exposing himself to playgrounds full of children, and choking on donuts while screaming. I figured out why his hormones are so off balance, though. Mr. Spergers is an INCEL. He needs a woman to tame the Mac Daddy beast, and fulfill his carnivore desires. I officially play the role of matchmaker and attempt to find him the Burger Queen to his King, his own MRS. BURGERS. And I do it not only with the help of my friend Michael Arthur Taylor Jr., but also The Impossible Mr. Burgers' own father, the patty-skin-sucker himself, MR. BURGERS SR.! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aZNP5Qm3ZHc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDA

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Twitter is on fire with the latest 2020 Election conspiracy theory. Supposedly some women with maiden names got two ballots and used both of them to vote for Joe Biden. I decided to look into this claim using my ex-girlfriend Mary's maiden name... and uncovered a deep RABBITHOLE with a SHOCKING twist ending! I give former presidential candidate MICHAEL ARTHUR TAYLOR JR. a phone call, and we get a surprise visit from SOUP PORTER AND MERLE as well! PLUS: Mersh talks about Pod Awful again on Nightwave Radio, I donated $376 to Mersh just to one-up Redbar, and Mersh is now fighting on Paypal to keep the money after not actually reading my superchats! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/nYk2-1Y2j4w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.f

One Year ago today I changed Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis's life for the better. Thanks to my constant bullying, Mersh finally got a haircut, got rid of his RACECAR CHAIR, got an actual car, and moved out of Royce's house at 40 years old. Of course he did all that stuff wrong too, but... come on... baby steps. (Which are the type of steps Mersh takes when he does his poopy walk.) So now we celebrate the Mershday by watching Mike build his new studio, break up with Royce, and completely embarrass himself by calling into Martina Markota's election stream while horny. With a song performance from Ryan Long, a special appearance by Kim Congdon, and REDBAR finally joining in the fun a year after the fact. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WGbnHOkR8nk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https:/

[3+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Sam Hyde debuted his new podcast and it looks suspiciously familiar. People are saying his new studio set up looks a lot like Pod Awful, and I have to agree, but is it copying? I kind of think it is a coincidence, but I know idiots are gonna claim my setup is stolen even though I did it first. There is also the fact that Sam's producer has absolutely watched Pod Awful before... PLUS: A fan of Pod Awful has completely copied everything from the set to the Pizza Fund. Reviewing my call in to Redbar. Mr. Burgers nearly chokes to death on Election Night. And I have a COMPLETE MELTDOWN after my computer crashes mid-stream AGAIN. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/kROEHvlsSvA RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Bob Hickman AKA God Entered My Body Like A Body Same Size is selling his insane Bobmobiles, and I want to buy them. A new Chills Top 4 list. Spooky Charles has been spooked off of the internet. Ted Van Son's LGBTParanormal Investigation continues, this time on Ghost Nation, where Ted is laying down some new Ghost Rules with a spectral slave girl. A SPECIAL SURPRISE INTERVIEW with someone from Paranormal Survivor! A ghost hunting team with an EERIE connection to Nightwave's Mersh! The completely CURSED world of Soup Porter and Merle. PLUS: A Halloween costume contest with FABULOUS PRIZES! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/VD8nrj7-BHg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.

Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this is according to coo-coo bananas, grifting conspiritard streamer, EntertheStars . I love Donnie Darko. It's one of my favorite movies and a great Halloween film, but somehow I had never noticed that it 100% proves that our president is Back To The Future-ing through spacetime to Make America Great Again. My girlfriend Kelsey comes on the show to explain the Trump Time Travel Theory, and then we break down the EntertheStars clip piece by piece until there is nothing left. PLUS: a very musical ending with our Goon friend Charles Howell! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6p9aa5IpYOA RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Mersh hasn't been happy about our review of his comedy album, Killjoy. On @Nightwave Radio he had a little tantrum about Pod Awful and the spergs. Shockingly, it isn't Mersh who was the most defensive over this embarrassment, it was one of his loyal simp guards, MIL HIP. You see, Mil Hip is part of the Mersh Effect, and as he admits in this interview, he cannot criticize Mersh because he owes him a debt of gratitude. The thing is, I know the real reason he came to my chat room acting like a lunatic the other night. Mil Hip's girlfriend has dumped him, stolen his Youtube channel from him, and he has been publicly melting down ever since. The UNSPOOLING doesn't end when he comes on the Progrum, screaming, hitting himself, and pouring hot sauce in his eyes. PLUS: Listener TJ had a run in with a gas station guy that got him stabbed and robbed! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2gu-VIr3hRw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW

Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis loves bragging to the "spergs" in his chat that he is a real comedian. He's opened for Doug Stanhope. He's worked with Luis J. Gomez. He's stolen all his jokes from Jim Norton. Now we have the proof! Mersh's ten-year-old comedy album, KILLJOY, has been unearthed by the Pod Awful Cult, and we are celebrating with a full listening party! Every gory detail, every petty lie, every bombed joke will be covered! Including such amazing tracks as "Mersh Has No Car," "A Bad Year," and, my personal favorite, "F*G MAGNET." PLUS: Two amazing musical numbers. One is some crappy rock track Mersh tacked onto the end of his album, and the other is the next amazing parody song in the Pod Awful canon, "Grifting Queen." They say if you gaze cross-eyed into the abyss, the abyss with cross its eyes back. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/u9bZDsRxsQY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitt

[2 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to figure all this out, I have brought on Mr. Burgers expert and A-log, AWPerative to give me the low-down on the Burger Spergs latest happenings. I am also joined by my legal counsel, the internet's lawyer, Nick Rekieta from Lawsplaining The Internet to discuss a potential countersuit. PLUS: AWPerative and I read the Impossible Mr. Burgers' fanfiction, watch his meltdown over Kiwifarms, and explore the horrifying world of Jesse Radin's father, Mr. Burgers Sr. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WX7kuN056mw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.you

[2.5+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Santa Cruz Joker has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so man of the #GOONS have become Jokers that it is time to RANK THE EARTH'S JOKERS FROM BEST TO WORST! Mersh, Ruphio Pheonix, Ching Chang Chong, Joker Baby, the Winchester Joker, and many more are all up for the honor of the Clown Prince of Cringe! PLUS: Santa Cruz Joker thinks he is talented, and we play a game of "What Is Santa Cruz Joker Too Fat To Do?" VIDEO: https://youtu.be/m7RxkSVxn9M RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.faceb

My listeners were concerned after my appearance on the podcast "Talking With Teddy" that the host Ted Van Son seemed a little TOO interested in his underage guest, Joseph. I decided to do some investigating. I discovered that not only is Teddy a ghost hunter, who has appeared on TV shows like Paranormal Survivor, but he is also extremely into the "PARANORMAL" lifestyle. He has a tattoo of the PARANORMAL flag on his arm. He has PARANORMAL meetups with "bears" at his local bar. He marches in the PARANORMAL Pride Parade. He's even friends with a guy who dresses up as a Sasquatch and gives out free hugs. I don't know for sure that there is any predatory behavior going on, but this investigation uncovers some pretty SCARY results. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iUMpLaahpNc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: ht

[2+ HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comedians and podcasters right to artistic expression and satire. Pretty cool of him, honestly, but then he says Call Of Duty is the same thing as real war, so I think we only broke even on that one. And in an unprecedented reveal of Au Power Levels, Dick Masterson's POETRY leaks thanks to Jamie Lynn Hughes, Cameron Clarke, and PPP, and we read every little atavistic stanza. PLUS an investigative journalist looks into the mystery of the instagram girl who committed suicide over Ruphio. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vRSIfu8yld8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKU

MICHAEL WRIGHT is back! Ever since being bullied for stealing valor, Michael has taken up the Christian faith, and tried to live as a godly man. He struggles with the whole "turn the other cheek" concept, though, because he BADLY wants vengeance on Pod Awful for making fun of him. In an ill-conceived attempt to exact his revenge, he tries joining the Pod Awful Cult Facebook group, and immediately proceeds to leave unspooling videos in every comment. As his mind slowly unravels, he's met with sexual propositions from Scott, who he previously went on a date with at a bar. Can Jesus save Michael from this homosexual sin? Can God stop Scott Scott from force-kissing Michael? Will ANYONE Save Michael's Privates? PLUS: 1185 helps Jesse teach Michael a very valuable lesson when it comes to sending death threats. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TkYf0kCVlyI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIB

[2 HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, including Mall Ninja, Tacticool, Incel, Gamer, Gas Station Guy, Stolen Valor, and more. We do a deep dive into Ruphio's new Lil' Monster, and her plans for our favorite Goon. Is she trying to get him to raise her son? PLUS: Faeries, the female Mall Ninjas. And a shocking twist to the mystery of who Ruphio has been sending coded messages to on Instagram! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0CekpnB_JQo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.faceboo

THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I don't think Ruphio is an incel. I believe he is simply what is referred to as a "Mall Ninja," which is sort of a Dungeons And Dragons variety of Tacticool. Imagine a guy in a wizard's robe but with an impractical shark-shaped, arm-mounted sword, and probably a fanny pack. Sure, there's a lot of crossover there, but with the help of my friend, the Incel King, Egg White, I will prove Ruphio Pheonix has gotten laid. PLUS: Ruphio himself gives his opinions on the gender spectrum and pedophiles, and Bryn Berg returns to deliver the most PHAMOUS Pheonix speech of all time. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/taoW3eQg-Nw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME