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WHO MASTERMINDED THE ABSOLUTE WORST TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY? The attack on the Nation's Capitol building on Jan 6 by terrorist insurgent grandpas and grandmas will never be forgotten. But there are still so many questions left from that day. Pod Awful is live on the scene investigating the devastation with a brand new documentary-- "Baggy Coinpurse." Jesse chats live with Baked Alaska, and grills him on whether or not he is a fed, hops on live to the Gavin McInnes show "Get Off My Lawn," interviews an agent of Alex Jones' InfoWars known only as "PEACEHOOK," and speaks to a reporter from USAToday. The MASTERMIND will be revealed, and it isn't who you think! Get the uncut livestream from Jan 6 Part 2 only in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/FixUsDWUvYk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/po

Just in time for Kwanzaa! It's the Pod Awful Holiday Special! With special guests, Andy Warski, Ryan Katsu Rivera, Charles Howell, Kyler, Baked Alaska, The Island Boys, Jonathan Hague, Kays Cooking, Jesse Lee Peterson, Kyle Rittenhouse, Ben Myers, Andrew Yoo, David Rey Martinez, and more! Plus, a Holiday animated cartoon! Learn the origins and race of Santa Claus, dive into the alternative Christmas Character Iceberg, sing songs of CBDX with the Island Boys, and see if Jesse can find the PERFECT GIFT for Family Day, the holiday celebrated by his dog, Jasper's, people on their home planet. But... BEWARE THE FAMILY MAN! Want to see even more Holiday special guests? Get in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/R14xBoZiLz0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@p

I stumbled across an e-girl taking a break from showing her orifices to simps on her OnlyFans to try to fish for new simps on Twitch. Not a bad idea, really, especially considering this Dakota Maryjane girl has already been banned for 15 years from TikTok for letting the nip slip one too many times. The problem is, even on baby's very first stream, if you're going to check the chat in Gamer-Incel World™, you gotta be prepared for trolls to go pa-TROLLING. Bask in the BPD-glow as this Digital Hooters waitress slowly breaks down into a cloud of vape juice, spilling suicide stories, getting a visit from a ghost, having an existential breakdown, and finally calling the police live on air, all before STREAMING in the most TOS-breaking way of all time. GG EZ. Want to see the uncensored titty-streamer and her doxx herself to her own chat? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/o9j9XN7zJAk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awf

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Race relations are at an all time low, with riots in the streets, police murdering black people every single second of every day, Mayo Monkeys forcing POC's to loot Korean stores, some are saying we are on the verge of a RACE WAR. It turns out, even the genre of TRUE CRIME mysteries isn't safe from racism! True Crime is owned entirely by WHITE KARENS talking about MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYNDROME KARENS. There just aren't enough unsolved black murders, we need more! Our friend Lilah, a missing white woman, was just declared legally dead after four months of searching turned up nothing, and the case was ignored by media. Perhaps if we lean into the RACIST angle of her ex-boyfriend, and prime suspect, Ruphio Pheonix, we can finally get the coverage e need to solve this disappearance. Ruphio went to war with a black listener of the show named Lenny, claiming black people are stealing our white women. So who wins the war? White or Black? Ruphi

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] YAKUB BLESS, FELLOW MAYOMONKEYS! The black folks on twitter have been getting fed up with the albino shenanigans of the negatively-melanated, so they started a Twitter Space called, "Why Do White People Exist?" My friends Gavin McInnes and Ryan Katsu Rivera found it, and as it started going viral, the HONKIES started losing their Hellmann's over it. I missed the whole thing, but in the fracas I was left wondering-- DID THEY EVER FIND OUT THE ANSWER? I decide to take a listen to their conversation, and get to the bottom of why whitey exists for myself. We take a look at the secret Yakubian clues left by the Wu-Tang Clan, Jay-Z, and more, and check in with Gazi Kodzo and Black Hammer on what's going on with Hammer City. PLUS: Ruphio Pheonix lets his Mayomonkey flag fly. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/_lsfH84vfcU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http

KAYS COOKING has been a friend and an enemy of the show for the past FIVE YEARS. We started covering her just after Thanksgiving in 2016. Since then, so many insane things have happened with her that even I have trouble remembering it all. Luckily, for Thanksgiving this year, I am thankful for LEFTOVERS. Not just the food, but the re-heated content of the Youtube commentary community. You see, a couple years ago, the MILLION SUBS CLUBS of Youtube finally started noticing Kays Cooking, and now they all cover her. Mad At The Internet, Deadwing Dork, penguinz0, CinnamonToastKen, and as of last month even PewDiePie are all now trying to lay claim to Kay as a goon. But they are all just photocopying a photocopy at this point. The internet is turning inside-out, picking at the bones of the Kay carcass, sucking on table scraps, and microwaving the meals I left in the back of the fridge years ago. My English wife, Kelsey, helps me cook three of Kay's most infamous meals; The Meatballs, The Fried Rice, and most horrif

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $20 level. http://podawful.pizza] THE MOTHER OF ALL COPE STREAMS IS UPON US! The #MOACS bomb has detonated all over the Section 8 @Nightwave Radio studio. Mersh is incapable of dealing with the fact that Jesse SPONSOR CUCKED him. He refuses to believe it! After claiming he didn't see the show, didn't listen to the phone call with CBDx, claims the phone call was edited, throws Rolando under the bus about contacting the sponsors to whine, and telling the CEO of CBDx that Jesse SWATTED him... Mersh does the unthinkable. He just steals Jesse's joke and lies about it. Now Mersh claims that every single time Jesse makes a sale with CBDx, that @Revenge Of The Cis get $10. Or is it $20? I don't know because the lie keeps changing! Jesse goes into full on RELAPSE on the Mershahol to cover the INSANE lies, and to FIGHT BACK. Get the entire, UNEDITED, no-pauses phone call with the CEO clowning on Mersh, and a little lead in to the BLACK OPS going on behind the scene. (Black Ops,

Yes. I know. I am obsessed. I have an addiction. I can't get over Mersh. I have a drinking problem. His teats keep producing lolcow milk, and I keep on drinkin' it. I am in recovery. I'm trying my best. I haven't watched Nightwave Radio in over a week. I am unsubscribed from Revenge Of The Cis. I am attending Mershaholics Anonymous meetings. I even got a sponsor. AND THAT SPONSOR IS CBDX, BABY! HEAD ON OVER TO THEIR WEBSITE AND USE MY PROMO CODE TO GET 20% OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER! I'M A WEED GUY NOW! We watch Cannaman's saddest moments, enjoy the reggae flavors of the satanic Island Boys, head over to Cameo to continue our Toy Story Cinematic Universe, visit Andy and Kyer over at Twisted Mind, and listen to my phone call with the CEO of CBDX who tells me how little money ROTC has made so far on their ads. He's a HUGE fan of Pod Awful, and with my sponsor's help, I can finally beat my addiction to Mersh and replace it with an addiction to something much more healthy, questionably legal, unregulated drugs! Want to

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Bald incels on Reddit are angry over what they believe is the mistreatment of Brian Laundrie in the Gabby Petito murder case. They think chrome-domes get a bad wrap when it comes to evil deeds. But is there something sinister lurking inside the male pattern baldness gene? I think so. I've looked evil in the shiny spot on its head, and its name is Ruphio Pheonix. For two months now my friend Lilah, Ruphio's girlfriend, has been missing, and he refuses to give up any details about her whereabouts. I've contacted a psychic to learn more, and her crystal ball points right to Ruphio's crystal bald head. Lilah sent Ruphio into a rage when she said she would never date a cueball, not knowing Ruphio was combing over his own glabrous scalp. In an effort to smooth things over, Lilah makes a list of bald men she does find attractive, but it has the opposite effect on her follicll-flaccid friend. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0JBQUBTXOis RSS FEED: htt

"And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on." That tweet by Chris Evans has broken my brain. I haven't seen the new trailer for "Lightyear" the Toy Story spinoff movie coming out about Buzz Lightyear, but I have seen this tweet over and over again in my mind. And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. So Buzz Lightyear, in the universe of Toy Story, is an actual guy? A real space man? What about Rex? Is he based on a real dinosaur? How does this work? And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. I head to Cameo.com to try to make my own Toy Story Origins movie about some of the other characters with help from actual cast members, read some hate mail and some fan fiction, and present the brand new trailer for "POTATOHEAD: A Toy Story Story

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! So many SPOOKY Goons in this episode! We have Gay Draculas, Ghost Hunters, A Frankenstein, The Possessed, and the Paranormal! A Pod Awful DOUBLE CREATURE FEATURE: Mersh's Thriller Nightwave and The Santa Cruz Joker's Night Of Long Loaves. Visiting Autism Veteran Michael Wright's terrifying neighborhood! Bob Hickman enters a Halloween costume, like a costume, same size. Spooky Charles finds real ghosts and starts a podcast. A boy somehow turns into a skellington. Michael Arthur Taylor Jr. monster mashes. The Earth's Jokers are committing crimes. Paranormal Ted has some skellingtons in his closet. Tricks AND treats, and the Cult Costume Contest! Want more Pod Awful? Get Archives, After Shows, and Primo Episodes in THE PIZZA FUND! $1/$6/$12 levels. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/tIyjPeE2IPc RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podaw

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] DUMPER ALERT! DUMPER ALERT! DUMPER ALERT! Under the immense amount of pressure from the internet officially crowning Mersh QUEEN of lolcows over his email to the police about being cyberbullied, Mersh has officially CRACKED. And no, I'm not just talking about his massive meat canyon that he exposed on Revenge Of The Cis. Mersh went live on Nightwave to try to defend accusations of being a snitch, and Pod Awful, Porsalin, and Allan Powell were there watching live and commentating. PLUS: an accidental prank call to Mersh's maintenance man about his lightbulb situation. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1ATXW6Sj1Hg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawfu

MERSH DIET CHEAT DAY: Unbelievably, someone requested a FOIA in a case involving Owen Benjamin, and it has uncovered that over a year ago, Mersh (Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis) tried to have the internet ARRESTED for making fun of him. This is PRE-Mersh Effect, PRE- Bones, PRE-Triangle, PRE-lolcow, and PRE-Nightwave Before Christmas! Mersh named Pod Awful, Porsalin , and Allan Powell (as well as a few others) as "CRIMINAL SOCIOPATHS" out to ruin his life! Jesse, Porsalin, and Allan read the letter live, and commentate on it, while Mersh goes into a full on panic, and avoids doing Nightwave. FIRE UP YOUR TYPEWRITERS, and get ready for the LOLSUIT 2. It's official! According to Josh Moon from KiwiFarks and Mad at the Internet, Mersh is a lolcow. Want to see more Pod Awful hate mail, some behind-the-scenes footage, and watch a former Mersh SIMP melt down live in chat? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this episode in THE PIZZA FUND! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dguPB6sHwGw RSS FEED:

[1+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Episode 2 of TRUE CRIME: #FindingLilah CALL OF DOODIE: In an unexpected twist, the case of our missing friend, Lilah Gold, has taken a dark turn. A dark BROWN turn. Lilah's boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix, a person of interest in her disappearance, has been a friend to many of the people of the Pod Awful Cult. However, a stain has been left on that friendship. Netflix has teamed with Pod Awful to make a documentary, filmed over 3 months, that follows the real-life thriller of an unprecedented skidmark, that may very well have lead to MURDER. Did Ruphio poop his pants? Is he capable of extreme violence? Will the new nickname, Poopio Peeonix, stick? IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 480-382-9385. THANK YOU. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9kcWMNg_dZ0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/p

Our New TRUE CRIME PODCAST: #FindingLilah: Episode 1 Our dear, beloved Lilah, a beacon of the Pod Awful Cult, has been missing for over a month. Thanks to the backlash against "Missing White Woman Syndrome" in the media, Lilah's friends and family have had an incredibly tough time getting any media to cover her story. Thanks to the true crime podcast "Missing 411" hosted by Samantha Saran and Laura Craftbay-Oneta, her story is finally being told. In an effort to signal boost this case, I've begun my own true crime podcast about Lilah's VANISHING. Particularly focusing in on her boyfriend, friend of the show and incel gamer, Ruphio Pheonix. We have a trove of recordings and text messages between the on-again, off-again lovers that may lead to a clue in her disappearance. Last Lilah was seen, she was headed for Waterville, Maine to be with Ruphio, on the condition that Ruphio got VACCINATED FOR PUSSY. Join us on this journey and help us find our friend. IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 480-382-9

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Somehow, Dave Chappelle has gotten himself into hot water again making trans jokes (which presumably are hack jokes that identify as funny) once again, and, unbelievably, Netflix is backing him up. People are championing Netflix's decision, as if a year ago they weren't promoting Cuties, and standing behind that abomination. Worst of all, when Norm Macdonald got in trouble for "Me Too" comments, CEO Ted Sarandos certainly didn't go to bat for him. Why is Dave so scared of black men being asked to wear dresses? Why is he so FIXATED on trans-people? THE TRANSVESTIGATION BEGINS! Meanwhile, Netflix has copyright claimed Pod Awful's Norm episode in order to hide the sick truth about Stephen Merchant, but it turns out... they DON'T EVEN OWN THE COPYRIGHT ANYMORE. Guess it's time to push the boundaries of "Fair Use" to its absolute limits, and make my own version of Chappelle's "The Closer." VIDEO: https://youtu.be/PyrZI_RgiYQ RSS FEED: htt

After the unexpected passing of Norm Macdonald, the greatest stand up comedian to ever live, many folks, including myself, have begun looking back at old episodes of Norm Macdonald Live for clues. The man had cancer for nearly a decade and managed to hide it from even those closest to him. What other secrets could he be hiding? What other messages might have been buried in his masterclass-of-comedy podcast? I have always found myself revisiting the Stephen Merchant episode of NML, and trying to unravel the reason behind the strange tension between the Saturday Night Live alum and the Anglo-Office second banana to Ricky Gervais. Well after a lot of thumbtacks, and miles of yarn, I believe I have uncovered the DARK TRUTH of the message that Norm Macdonald (not me, just Norm. I'm not Norm ) tried to send about Stephen Merchant. How does it all connect back to Ghislaine Maxwell, the Illuminati, and who KILLED NORM? Want to see the follow up to last week's Mersh Cat Fight and more? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW for this

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] SPINSTER MERSH from Nightwave Radio has gone from a Crypto Guy, to a Gun guy, to a Gym Guy, to a Gas Station Guy, to a... CAT LADY? In his never ending quest to get high, Mersh stole a cat from a Circle K parking lot, presumably in order to huff its butt-steez and kitty-trip on its farts. Oh, and also to GRIFT, because of course. But he won't get away with his household pet circus so easily because a random woman named Eliana has called him out on using his newfound feline slave for clicks and to make a quick buck. With the QUEEN'S good name bes-mersh-ed, the Eternal Caller takes to the airwaves to bemoan to his paypigs that a WOMAN ON THE INTERNET™ was mean to him. And in his most desperate round of ULTRA-PROJECTION yet, Mersh criticizes the lady for using a cat to "clout chase." Has Hollywood Mersh finally met his equal in the form of another crazy cat lady, or will she turn out to not be real like all the rest of the women in his li

Welcome to the DARK FUTURE™. Pod Awful went AWOL for a while after being terminated by the Tech Execs yet again, having Mom's Basement Studios implode, and contracting Crowder-David's disease. Luckily, now Jesse is back, fully VAXX-MAXXED, and better than ever with a new LAWLESS PODCAST MOON BASE STUDIO. In the down-time, the biggest LOLCOW of all time, Revenge of the Cis and Nightwave Radio's own MERSH has been running rampant, embarrassing himself all White Boy Summer-long. Without the watchful eye of the Goonopticon™ (Patent Pending) to keep him in check, Mersh managed to run into Baked Alaska on the streets of Tampa, and get called out for still being a sentient beach ball, went to Las Vegas and doxxed his bathroom, had hot garbage sent to his house, and ate his own dick and balls while getting laughed at by Ethan Ralph and a panel of goons for being a drunken mess on the Killstream. With the fate of the Pod Awful moon base on the line thanks to the Shadow Cabal of Network Executives, Jesse is FORCED to b

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