Bully The Internet

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Prisondude falsely DMCA'd my episode about him, claiming that using his content is "illegal, plain and simple." Well, what are you gonna do about it? ARREST ME? Sorry, but in the bighouse that makes you a SNITCH, and snitches get stitches. So it's time to make PRISONDUDE PAY. I've found ALL his content, and I mean everything. A deep dive down the rabbithole into the Dark Web of Prisondude content, and I'm gonna play it ALL. And its in the Pizza Fund so you can't do anything about it! You WILL call me Warden, because now, you're my PrisonBITCH. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NHSZcTflZMw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http:

The Onion created one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. The premise is an autistic reporter covers a story in a jail, and falls in love with the routine and security of imprisonment. What if that sketch were real? Well, now it is. I bought a prison, and I happen to have found the most willing AuGold inmate of all time. Introducing our new GOON, Prisondude. Like the name implies, Prisondude is hyper-obsessed with just one thing, being locked up in jail. The only problem is he isn't willing to commit a crime to go there. I have offered Prisondude a secure, 5 Star, luxury stay in my brand new, run-down, former Maximum-security Federal Prison, and it's time to take him on a virtual tour! Soon to be home to many of our Goons committing CRIMES, including one who has been outed as a PARANORMAL GUY. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with bonus Prisondude footage, prank calls to Alec Baldwin, and more! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/AjlKtwbpci4 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ Y

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] EPISODE 34: Dark Future. RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Unfortunately, the Goons exist. I was watching old ROTC clips when I was reminded of that time Royce said, "And there it is, there's the dick measuring contest!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Great idea!" It's Short-Armed Rapper, WILD MAN CHRIS vs. The Legend And Hero JARETH TIMOTHY TAYLOR. Who stacks up? Who's member is part of the Big Boyz Club? Which would Royce choose? PLUS: Wild Man Chris gets pornbombed twice in one night, Jareth's friends and family are claiming he doesn't know how to pee pee, Youtube allows what is essentially gay softcore on its platform, and Wild Man Chris decides to bully back the internet bully. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WVezRa4Z2ts RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE:

Quantum-Dimensional-Merge 7D Chess against the entire internet has brought the AUGold of the internet to their knees. A prank on everyone online during the internet's BIGGEST (and most disappointing) DEBATE: Nick Fuentes vs. Mister Metokur. Jesse was invited onto the Kino Casino with PPP and Andy Warski, but when PPP saw Jesse came dressed as a pickle, his inner Chris-Chan activated and he became instantly BRINED. Or did he? In an insane move, Mr. Pickle then got invited onto the Killstream with Ethan Ralph, Baked Alaska, and Nick Fuentes. While the Cozy bros marinated with Jesse, something hilarious was taking place behind the scenes that would soon felt the internet, and send cyberspace mutants into a vi-NEGAR rage. Don't argue with pickles online. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with bonus Pickle Man stories, outing an extremely famous PARANORMAL GUY, and more GOON coverage! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lG3sGqkknzs RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tub

AN EASTER SPECIAL! HE IS RISEN. My twin brother Jeff rose from the dead to prank Ethan Ralph while the Killstream is live. Ethan finally got the Also, Cocks stickers I've been trying to give him for over a year, but unfortunately immediately after that Ethan got SWATTED. In some big mix-up I wound up arrested as a result. After a few days in jail, I emerged again from the cell a changed man. I found religion. The religion of all lolcows, Goons, and extremely online weirdos. Upon this rock I will form the church of CHRIS-CHAN -ianity. Brothers and Sisters, I witnessed the Dimensional Merge happen before my own eyes at the arrest of Chris Chan, and in that moment I saw the TRANSformation of Ethan Ralph. PLUS: A call to the Killstream Bowling alley about a certain trophy, and a certain limited edition sticker is now on sale. GET THE ALSO, COCKS STICKER: http://aborttheretort.com Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with a story about Jesse and the Chris Chan Pickle Suit, and Mini Manson updates! $6 level. http://podawful.piz

THE KILLSTREAM KINGPIN INVITATIONAL! Ethan Ralph, Royce, Mersh, Dick Masterson, Alex Stein, Destiny, Pat Dixon, Chaggot, and more all under one roof. Pod Awful's cult members showed up undercover to capture the event. Meet Dick Masterson's secret boyfriend, watch the entire event get SLAWBOMBED, see the commotion in the Parking lot when the Bowling Alley gets SWATTED, get the exclusive interview with Ethan Ralph's attacker, witness the proof that Dick Masterson faked an injury to get out of the tournament, and yes... even a little bit of Mersh stuff. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with EXCLUSIVE Mersh and Royce Pranks! Mersh gets SLAWBOMBED IRL! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YKlKWwpRAXI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Everyone has a TAKE on the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing. EVERYONE. Howard Stern. Ben Shapiro. Nick Rekieta. Steven Crowder. Jim Carrey. Russel Brand. Sam Hyde... really? Sam, too? Jesus. Who else, uh... REDBAR actually came back to life just to say something about it, and then promptly returned to his crypt. Was it all staged? Was it to get people watching the Oscars again? Do you defend free speech or cucks? You can't scroll past your grandma's facebook posts about this without giving them a like. You have a TAKE on it. Just typing this is making me angry. But all the takes are garbage because I found the only REAL take. And it was posted to a website by a LEGEND and a HERO by the name of JARETH TIMOTHY TAYLOR. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/oXJx-sWJMs0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.t

I WAS DUMPED BY MARILYN MANSON. We are no longer best friends. As a result, I will NEVER DO ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT MARILYN MANSON AGAIN... except this one. I already promised Mini Manson, the trans autistic Manson impersonator performer, that they could do a full concert on my show. Not only am I a manson of my word, but I have assembled some music and entertainment industry titans, including the son of Richard Branson, the PR guy for Marilyn Manson, and the manager of MINI KISS, to judge an American Idol style competition. The prize? A million dollar record deal and a trip to Hollywood, California. PLUS: A sexual abuse survivors' meeting, announcing the winner of the "New Name For Mini Manson" contest, and an appearance by our friend KANYE WEST. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we speak to one of Manson's most autistic fans, and watch the Will Smith/ Chris Rock HITCH SLAP live! $6 level. http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/7ij6OGWWFr0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awfu

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] The Marilyn Manson Uncancelled fanbase are now coming after me on Instagram to, irony of all ironies, CANCEL ME. It isn't a #MeToo moment, though. Instead, I used the dreaded NO-NO WORD. Not exactly my first rodeo with this, but I realized that in the second half of the Evan Rachel Wood documentary, PHOENIX RISING, Wood tries to get Manson cancelled for the exact same thing! In fact, she basically throws the woke-checklist-cancel-book at him hoping ANYTHING will stick. We watch the whole GRUELING second part, titled STANDING UP, while riffing on just how fake the whole thing is. Evan and Illma Gore actually go to an abandoned FBI building and FAKE talking to the feds! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/my9eyLuVGpY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYS

SPECIAL GUEST: MANSON! We are at WAR with RUSSIA! Well, not "we," per se, more just me, Jesse. And not all of Russia, exactly, just one lunatic Russian woman and Marilyn Manson SUPERFAN. In fact, half the Marilyn Manson fan community hates me now. Why? Because I have become best friends WITH MANSON HIMSELF. On Instagram, stan-accounts and obsessed jealous women are losing their Manson-marbles over my posts about talking to Manson. Calling me a fake, a fraud, a charlatan. One girl, named 90'sMansonOnly, essentially did my whole show for me, streaming about all my Manson posts, and even promoting other Pod Awful videos, including my ill-fated trip to the Capitol Building for 3/11. Speaking of which, is it possible Russian influencers were the ones that stopped me? Were they behind my KIDNAPING IN AN UBER? I'm joined on this episode by Manson himself to clear the air, and we even get a MINI MANSON concert! PLUS: I found the Uber driver that allegedly kidnapped our GOON, Illma Gore, and managed to get the truth o

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] The HBO documentary, Phoenix Rising, about Evan Rachel Wood accusing Marilyn Manson of abuse, isn't out until next week, but that won't stop the Pod Awful cult from watching it! The star of the show, bizarrely, is Pod Awful GOON Illma Gore, and now that Manson has sued Wood and Gore, revealing their horrible CRIMES, it makes this doc look really stupid instead of just annoying. Well if Illma can pretend to be an FBI agent and SWAT people, I think we can do one little illegal stream. Let's mock the doc! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/hu5J8aGJD4k RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ MERCH: http://poda

Marilyn Manson has been accused of abuse by his former girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. Obviously I don't give a shit about that, because I am a male. HOWEVER, it turns out an old enemy and GOON of the show is involved, too! Toilet artist, ILLMA GORE, is apparently now not only dating Evan Rachel Wood, but has masterminded a conspiracy against Marilyn Manson to #MeToo him in an effort to get more famous, and she has made a documentary about it all that is about to premiere on HBO. Marilyn Manson is now SUING the Pod Awful-tattooed-GOON for not only defamation, but also SWATTING, IMPERSONATING AN FBI AGENT, and HACKING! Get the Pod Awfter Show with the rest of the lawsuit doc, plus a visit from Ruphio Pheonix in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9WrK4BU0YD8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.t

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $20 level. http://podawful.pizza] THE END OF THE MERSH EFFECT! WAR ON THE ENTIRE ROTC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE! After Jesse's unceremonious shunning from CBDX after the SPONSOR CUCKING episode, something insane happened. CBDX hired Jesse's friend Laura to work for the company, gave her a corporate email, and paid her to bring new podcasts to them for sponsorship. In a shocking twist, Laura has committed CORPORATE ESPIONAGE against the illegal drug company, and sided with Jesse. Now, all the emails, with every member of the Mersh effect and the CEO of CBDX is in Pod Awful's hands. Realizing Mersh must get off on all this humiliation, Jesse offers up one final blood sacrifice of epic proportions to the Grifting Queen's pre-scrummed khakis to finally put an end to the domination-kink-fueled psychosexual digital assault from the Bonemuncher. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/QVw0qxcox0w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Mersh continues having to endure the SLAWLOCAUST after doxxing himself on Nightwave Radio. He tweeted out that he doesn't even have $800 in his checking account, so I figured he could use the Pod Awful Cult's help with filling his pantry. Unfortunately, several UberEats drivers now likely have the kahunavirus. The real victim here isn't Mersh or the Mexican delivery boy getting lost thanks to Mersh's new paint job. It is ZEN RHINO. He's an endangered species. Not a member of the Mersh Effect, instead a casualty of something called STOCKHOLM SIMPDROME. It's time to rescue our favorite Burger King Kids' Club member from the clutches of Mersh's claw. It's time to expose that Zen Rhino has actually been secretly trolling Mersh all along, and sending me emails to prove it... #SaveZenRhino MERSH AUTISM T-SHIRT: https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful/autistic-mersh-by-balisong.html VIDEO: https://youtu.be/gvLoJ33

Ethan Ralph and Mersh have been in complete meltdown mode and it might be all my fault. Ethan just cried on a live stream with Mister Metokur and Matt Jarbo. Mersh is upset on Nightwave Radio over a tweet about his mom. Now I have singlehandedly ended INTERNET BLOODSPORTS FOREVER. I've learned the error of my ways, and it is time to apologize to everyone I have wronged. Somehow, this now includes names I never thought it would before, like Frank Hassle, Keemstar from DramaAlert, and Vito, the pedophile who cohosts The Biggest Problem in the Universe. But most importantly of all, I owe an apology to a man I wronged many years ago now. A man named BRIAN ALAN FORTUNE. Get the Pod Awfter Show with the story of Ethan sending the cops after me, and the rest of the Jarbo stream in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1laCS1HEuSo RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard I

A DOUBLE GOON DOUBLE GUNT EPISODE! The two biggest lolcows on the internet, both in size and in milk production. Ethan Ralph of the Killstream and Mersh of Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis have a lot in common. They are corpulent beyond repair, with gunts dragging the floor, egomaniacal and drunk on the crumbs of e-infamy, and really really really easy to troll. And they have officially teamed up! It makes sense, as they have a common nemesis-- ME, JESSE, THE GREATEST GUY. I don't know why they hate me so much. I WAS NICE TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!! I went over to Ethan's house and brought him a tactical pair of diapers, and nearly exploded his home with my fingers of mass destruction. Meanwhile, Mersh has been so bullied about his camgirl thing he has resorted to reading his own simp texts on his show and grifting with revenge porn. I decide maybe Mersh needs a taste of his own Revenge Porn Of The Cis medicine, and share a little something from one of Mersh's former...ly alive friends. Please, call me FINGA GUNz

In preparation for his upcoming Mershumentary, Porsalin interviews the Earth's Greatest Guy, Jesse, all about the number one lolcow on earth, Mersh. Get the full 3.5 hour long interview in the Pizza Fund! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/GZA1MGKBFf8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ MERCH: http://podawful.shop​ http://podawful.com #Mersh #Porsalin #podawful

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] Mersh lost to a cam girl in the bed room. Now he is losing to one in the stream arena. Dakotamaryjane is the e-thot we PA-trolled a month ago, and she seems to think Mersh is a loser, too. If you think about it, Mersh is basically nothing but a camgirl himself, shaking those massive Gullies around for the internet while Florida-panhandling for tips. He's been reduced to sharing revenge pr0n of the girl who denied him a triangle ride. We take a closer look at Dakotamaryjane's own meltdown, and compare the two. Dakota herself is on the verge of becoming one of the EARTH'S JOKERs. Who wins the CAMWHARS? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TkH8JHBjtl8 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.c

Hollywood Mersh posted on Facebook that he needs a STYLIST. A fat, balding, middle aged, unknown, broke Youtube streamer needs a whole new look! Mersh Effecter and Revenge Of The Cis resident artist @Mr. BaliSong couldn't take the ridiculousness any longer, and finally made fun of Mersh. Now Balisong is on the outs and a MERSH DEFECTOR. In his infinite Copestream, Caller Mersh decided to get back at Bali, and prove he isn't a fairy, by... dragging a girl named ShowMeKitties through the mud? And claiming he TURNED DOWN sleeping with her? I try a fe brand new styles on Mersh, and wonder what Mr. Balisong and ShowMeKitties would say if they were here... GET THE POD AWFTER SHOW WITH THE REST OF THE DMs, ROB GAVAGAN JOINS, MORE BALISONG TROLLING, AND MUCH MORE! $6 level http://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtu.be/80RNOoPBg5c RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/po

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] James is Trans. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/pi7p30CUHhY RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful​ YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/podawful TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/podawful​ DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful​ ODYSEE: https://odysee.com/@podawful:8 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawfultv CULT: http://podawful.com/cult​ DISCORD: http://podawful.com/discord​ MERCH: http://podawful.shop​ http://podawful.com #prank #trans #podawful