Unhireable

Featuring *brand new!!!!* segment What's Wrong, Stupid??

Combat vet and American hero Matt talks about being a damn war and how terrorists are people too. #fixamericatour Subscribe to the Unhireable Patreon page for bonus eps https://www.patreon.com/Unhireable

Feedback: What's crappening with Jamie Kilstein? Round Table: TREASON! PUSSY! TRUMP! Rapid Fired: FMK, gross lesbian edition. Everyone likes it.

Feedback: Being unhireable is protected speech. Round Table: Alex empathizes with straight white people. Rapid Fired: One and a half gays kill Keren.

Feedback: Milo Round Table: Milo Rapid Fired: Milo

Feedback: White Keren should be whiter; abortions should be abortionier. Round Table: How much do you love Valentine’s Day on a scale from no to kill yourself? Marie Faustin and Sydnee Washington have so much opinions. Rapid Fired: Marie could talk hair all day and it never gets old; Keren survives mfk for the first time in history.

Feedback: "You seem nice" is a hard no 10000% of the time; all fake news is annoying, but not all annoying news is fake. Round Table: DICKS!!!!! What! Who! How??? When!!! Rapid Fired: Battle of the ANYHOLES™!!!! Tweet us your ANYHOLE™ (@UNHIREABLEshow) before Unhireable Valentine's Edition!!!!

Feedback: Somebody was insanely wrong about climate change statistics Round Table: Hilary c*nts, Trump c*nts, and c*nt c*nts. Rapid Fired: Ben got fired and is no longer eligible for any kind of employment ever. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable

Feedback: Weed makes us charming and full of great points! Round Table: Marches are scary ass barrels of fish! Jared Kushner is an anyhole. Rapid Fired: Melan/ Ivank/ Meesh This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable

Keren and Tommy blaze through a whole feedback episode on NOT ISRAEL (just kidding), abobos, weed, Women’s March #womensmarch, and other on-brand yellings. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable

Feedback: Feedback episode next week!! Get at us @UNHIREABLEshow and chime the fuck in. Round Table: Mike has VICIOUSLY abused his weird strong body to the point of still being in shape. Keren and Tommy tore into 2017 lit af and dry out on air. Rapid Fired: Keren gets killed, mushrooms get married, most people are honestly gay. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable

Feedback: It's Trump o'Trump for the next Trump Trumps. Round Table: Israel!! Everyone hates it. Rapid Fired: Jayson is honestly a million percent a spy.

Feedback: Josh reconnects with his old Christian camp counselor who he viciously abused Round Table: Men can have it all because their standards are garbage Rapid Fired: Kurt/Sherrod/Tommy. Marry one, fuck one, murder one in cold blood.

Feedback: Marry/fuck/kill/Seinfeld/Kramer/George, what's up with Rosie O'Donnell? Round table: What Would Jesus Totally Not Do Ever Not Once? Rapid Fired: Marry/fuck/kill/father/son/holy ghost GO

Is Ann Coulter a Nazi? Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people? Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie).

What segments?? Some light fascism, black lives matter, Kanye, Rapid Fired, more black lives, more mattering, smoke weed erryday.

Feedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich?? Decide for yourself!!! Round table: Israel is bad! Trump is scary! These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied. Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer.

FEEDBACK! A fan thinks talking to Ann Coulter is the same as saying she’s right. ROUND TABLE! Feminism got Trump elected. RAPID FIRED! Marry/ fuck/ kill in Trump’s America.

It's Trump's America baby! Everyone can take a deep breath now.