Unhireable

David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger.

Tommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy & Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo).

Finally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white.

Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

Everyone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has the BALLS to call him the best president of our generation; Jake would’t fuck Jenna Jameson, but this is a lie.

Mehran and Tommy discover that they’re the same messy faggot; Mehran scolds Keren and Tommy for knowing nothing about him, but showed up here without even bothering to learn that they know nothing about ANYTHING, so joke’s on you, MEHRAN. Thanks for listening!! Don’t forget to follow us @UNHIREABLESHOW on Twitty and Insty, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes. ;)

Tommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tommy is an a$$hole and could stand to be less of an a$$hole. White Keren is not white in Sweden and it triggers and disturbs her.

Comic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains why she voted Chill Jill, why she fucks chicks, why Long Island, and marry/fuck/kill Chelsea/Jill's hot son/Jill's gross son.

It’s PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we got comedy homegirl Matteo Fucking Lane to come fag out with us. Listen and you’re welcome as Matteo does Liza, Cher, AND Chazzy, explains gays, explains comedy, does a sick Evan Williams, and fucks with probably the most rapid, most fired Rapid Fired EVER. Then he apologizes for being a garbage guest and we graciously forgive him.

We pretty much solved Israel, and we’re good on that for a while. Yehuda literally makes everyone cum with his Jew ramblings about fucking. Marry fuck kill forces gayness on the unwilling. That’s a wrap on Israel!!! Thank you Israel.

Samia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod and thinks pro-lifers can totally come around. Keren disagrees but could stand to be less of a cunt. Tommy fags out because Samia's a high belter, and Kurt shows up an hour late but stays for da sick bonus.

Persephone is a black trans woman military vet and is running for City Council. James is a longtime Green Party shit stirrer (stirry for a Green which is fucking stirry as fuck) and is running for Public Advocate. Everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Filmmaker and friend of the show Sian-Pierre talks about the dope fucking movie he’s making about his mom, Rebecca. Rebecca’s 75 and just got fired, which is like if Mary Poppins was 75 and got fired. It’s Mary fucking Poppins!! Check out the trailer and donate to their Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1404267082/duty-free-a-documentary-film , OR just listen to this awesome fucking show we made for you and your ma.

Feedback: Is Jill Stein THE ANYHOLE™ Dream Guest?? Round Table: Is Jill Stein THE wrong white woman to lead the Green Party? And who (Adrián) fucked up that flight to Columbus (Adrián)?? Rapid Fired: Who would a Green Party National Political Organizer fuck? Who would he marry? Who would he kill?? The answers just might SHOCK YOU!!!!

Future Green Party city councilman Jabari Brisport is the ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST of irl!! Together we are the fresh, young, extremely young, so attractive, very young face of the future, and the future is Green!!!

Feedback: Omg stop screaming at us!!! (Just kidding we love it.) Last ep was some rough audio, we know. Moving right the fuck along!!! Round Table: Where the fuck is Rosa??? We get ghosted by Rosa Clemente which is the funniest thing that's ever happened to us and we'll love her til we die. Action Items: 1. More ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS!! We're all ears. 2. Where the fuck is Rosa?? Help us fucking find ROSA for fuck's sake. 3. #neverchelsea 4. DANCE PARTY tbd!!! RSVP ASAP.

It's a dream guest that can GET IT!! Currently taking suggestions for ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS @unhireableshow. Must be alive and CAN GET IT.

Feedback: Twitter says Keren's an asshole (thank u for listening)! Round Table: Guns (yeah?), war (no?), ANYHOLES™ (always, in all the holes)! Rapid Fired: Tommy's marry/fuck/kill confuses and dismays!

Green Party VP candidate Ajamu Baraka falls down an Israel hole (sorry not sorry) and throws down on our fav marry/fuck/kill EVER.

Keren and Tommy stand naked before pod