Useless Dialogue

There's no shortage of random subjects in this episode where we choose apes over humans, marvel at the least prankiest of pranks, and seriously discuss Michael Jackson. Welcome to Useless. 

Mike's final podcast from the batcave this is his room! That's right, he's moving out. We catch up on the last few weeks, discuss the follies of Wonder Con and Comic Con, and run through a list of extinct jobs. 

This week we cover most of the pop topics, or poptics as we refer to them, from movies to TV to comics to videogames and finish it all off with a heartwarming story about a boy who loves Disney. This is Useless.

We're back! This week's episode unintentionally takes us through the horrors and borers of horror from weird body modifications, to movies, to video games. Don't turn the lights off...

Comics, Comic-con, and Cookies. That's right folks, our first comic-centric episode, not too deep, but enough to get you wet. We start with comics and who knows where it goes from there. And...Mike gets some alone time during an emergency involving Garrett's bowels. This is Useless!

Back after Garrett's sickly intermission, we jump into the deep end of Mike's horrifying conscience, discuss some unbelievable facts that you'll never believe, and finish with the coolest nuns you'll never know. This is Useless. 

Videogame heaven on this episode. From Nintendo 64's euphoric "Sub-Zero" to the confusing history of Superio Mario Bros. 2, we cover almost all the bases, followed by a discussion of the 16 decidedly un-Buddhist levels of Buddhist Hell. 

The smoothest of the boozes, Black Velvet, leads us through talk about movies, Jeff Healey, Forrest Gump, and the luckiest unlucky person ever to exist. 

A healthy obsession with dicks is nothing to be ashamed of, right? Sex on a train, sex with two dicks, and Han Solo's favorite stripclub steak on this week's episode of Useless Dialogue. 

We ring in the New Year with the good tidings and great joy of old news, and discuss our outlook for the future. Happy New Year!

Super special Holiday episode featuring your favorite Useless hosts. We discuss the presents, the food, the movies, and the horror of all things relating to the winter solstice. Merry Christmas!

The Star Wars podcast to rule them all. Alcoholic warm-ups, Kanye gets involved with a shoe company, and Star Wars is given the ultimate treatment. Welcome to Useless Dialogue.

Mike encounters a mysteriously wealthy homeless man, a movie-worthy Mexican trucking heist, and maybe the funniest conspiracy theories you've ever heard. This is Useless Dialogue. 

Mike gets denied by Downtown waitresses, a moose-stuffed shark is saved by two Canadians, and racism never ceases to be a hot topic. This is Useless Dialogue. 

We talk news and Russian ballsack politics, followed by Mike's off-the-dome reboots of classic shows from our childhood, directed by Rob Zombie. This is Useless Dialogue. 

Mike shares a downtown epic involving an elderly substance abuser, followed by a trip down Television Lane. This is Useless Dialogue.

In our Halloween special, Jacque returns for scary stories and spooky noise-making. Whether or not you believe in the paranormal, this is not one to miss. Gone are the days of Useless Dialogue...join us for Scary Dialogue! 

Mike gets serious about Death, Macklemore, and other things Garrett can't remember. Jump in for lucky number 13!

Mike tells his entire high school story and accidentally exposes the failures of the American education system, and a Czech man perpetrates a pudding chainsaw massacre.

For the first time in history...of this podcast...we have a special guest! Jacque joins us on a journey through the magical Cupboard, fight scenes that are the perfect length, and rainy bacteria. This is Useless Dialogue.