Useless Dialogue

It seemed like just yesterday we were celebrating our fifth anniversary. And here we are at ten! Mike describes day-drunk hangovers and how everything always works itself out, while Garrett shares the mindblowing siege of the infamous Silk Road webstore. This is Useless Dialogue. 

The mafia exists! Join us as we discuss the perils of electronic cigarettes, Mike tells a bonerific story about a lucky plumber, and Garrett details his psychopathic childhood. This is Useless Dialogue.

Welcome to Episode 8! We talk about a Dutchman and his sheep-loving escapades, ask what the big deal is with breadsticks, and learn how to brew beer in our intestines. Open your earballs and learn some shit about the upside-down world we live in. This is Useless Dialogue.

Lucky number 7. God's number. Bottom half of a lightning bolt. Dive in to the deep end as we ride talking buffalos and racist moose through space and time, on a tour of the universe.

Mike and Garrett ponder the consequences of cloning history's fiercest dictatorial dickheads, worm their way through King Richard III's past, and elevate "Waterworld" using science. Jump in, the water's warm!

Extra Extra! Episode 5 has arrived. This news-filled epic takes us from mind-control to the enchanted land of Canadia and beyond! 

In Episode 4 of Useless Dialogue, Mike and Garrett take you on a journey through the nostalgic nineties, and share revelations about the future of your favorite childhood television characters. Hold on tight!

In this, the third epic installment of Useless Dialogue, Garrett shoves some serious knowledge down your collective throats and Mike describes in detail how Amazon works in the Amazon. 

In this spacious episode of Useless Dialogue, Mike shares possibly the greatest movie sequel idea ever conceived, and Garrett grumbles about satanic couches. 

This intro to the Useless Dialogue podcast gives you a peak into the minds of Mike and Garrett. A little twisted, a little boring, a little unorganized, but it's us and the things we love. Movies, comics, booze, ladies, and everything pop culture.