Useless Dialogue

We chat about the follies of electronics stores, a woman who loves a potato a little too much, all with a hint of Halloween. This is Useless. 

Mike's near-death experience leads us to Insane Clown Posse, not-so-insane clown clubs, and the horrific honkings of Hollywood. This is Useless. 

Drunken pigs, world's most dangerous animals, and the 24 hour Denny's. This is Useless. 

Whole new studio! Whole new episode! Mike experiences SLC Punk, Tusk gets an early review, followed by some Russian assholes and their favorite sexy geckos. This is Useless. 

Mike discusses his Ice Bucket challenge, we go off the Grid with Goodwill, and dissect human radiation experiments. This is Useless.     

We pay our respects to a master, maybe THE master, and go deep into movies before finishing off with some fair trade drugs. This is Useless. 

A discussion about WWII myths leads to a long discussion of movies, closing out with a footballer in a cemetary. This is Useless. 

A debrief of ComicCon and some insights on Hollywood leads to a discussion of the latest and greatest movies. This is Useless.

Comic Con spectacular. Get the whole scoop on the schedule, the most Useless panels, and more! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

We cover some serious business about marijuana, beard shaving guilt, and the dumbest Ugandan cop of the year. This is Useless. 

Mike gives us his briefing on new video games, we talk animal dicks and what comes out of them, and finish with a journey to a magical frozen island. This is Useless. 

Never forget Mike's bummer 90s toys, A young girl gets tattooed, and we learn why suicide saves. This is Useless. 

Our most special guest, Jacque, asks what's scarier than a sharknado, we marvel at the outrageous KGB, and dissect some sexy world records. This is Useless.

We discuss various forms of tipping, Blackfish, the secret to never having to shower ever again, and finish it up with another Useless food.  

From the zen of computer keyboards, to the death penalty, to videogames, to a toast sandwiches, we get real Useless. 

In this episode we talk with our mouths full. Pope Frankie is down with alien baptism, spacetime blows our minds, and Atherton gets a new mayor. This is Useless.

This week we settle a score. Mike defends his position on a movie from our youth, while Garrett debates his sanity and general taste in everything. 

B-b-b-bonus! Mike sits down with Xavier, the bassist for Plastic City Pariah, and chats about all things current starting with the death of Fred Phelps! This is Useless (minus one). 

In this post-Wondercon episode, we barely recap the con, shout out the shout outs, get sidetracked on rich friends, and finish on the human Barbie. This is Useless. 

We introduce some personal passion projects and dive head first into the world of Wondercon!