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Garrett's last episode before he moves to Los Angeles, Mike catches us up on his latest adventures, and we touch on our passions and hopes for the future. This is Useless. 

We reflect on Comic Con, Mike gets excited for the Gathering, "Seinfeld" gets Garrett excited for TV, and serial killers invade the show. This is Useless. 

This week we discuss the changing world of Comic Con, Mike's July adventures, and our robot body futures, all with a special guest. This is Useless. 

Garrett's back from Hawaii and the guys talk about Billboard Top 100, sports and sports entertainment, and Olga the killer princess. This is Useless.   

Mike's latest horrors, 90s cartoons, and a Canadian hitchhiking robot. This is Useless. 

After a warm up of current events and movies we dig deep in some religious dirt. This is Useless. 

Mike becomes The Rock, Garrett dreams of breakfast cereal, and we discuss the worst of horror. This is Useless. 

The beauty of Wondercon, Jordan couture, the Church of Stone, getting old, and the continuing Dr. Who controversy. This is Useless.  

The sounds of silence, followed by the sounds of horror, and a discussion on the integrity of a child's claim to fame. This is Useless. 

Mike goes on a journey to a natural foods convention and the Museum of Death, while Mexican drug cartels build their own museum of death, gladiator style. This is Useless.  

Mike and Garrett catch up on a couple busy weeks and finish it off with schizophrenia around the world. This is Useless. 

Mike wants to make a Goonies House of Horror, we talk Kanye and what it means to be a celebrity, including Will Smith's admission of his biggest failure. This is Useless. 

Mike visits a nostalgia shop, we get into video games (again), and finish it off with childhood movie memories. This is Useless. 

Lets start with kidnapping, take a walk with some Neo-Nazis, and get knee deep in Wrestling. This is Useless.

Join Garrett and Mike for a discussion of how much (or how little) the New Year means to them, followed by some serious villain talk and our enduring love of Star Wars. 

Come on a journey through a forest of tangents related to Christmas, Christmas movies, Christmas food, Christmas presents, Christmas...This is Useless. 

This week, Mike and Garrett dive deep into fame, money, wrestling, and Australian whale surfers. This is Useless. 

It's Thanksgiving, so we talk about all the things we're thankful for, and Mike gets excited about Anime. This is Useless. 

A trip to the swapmeet leads to a look into the life of a high school girl from the 70s. This is Useless Dialogue.

Jacque joins us for the second installment in our frightening holiday series. We talk scary movies, creepy stories, and terrifying videogames. This is wooWOOooseless.