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It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY EIGHT: Frozen

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much. RECOMMENDATIONS: Murder on the Orient Express of hospitals by children eating birds Orphan Black Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here! Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore! Support us on Patreon!

Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY SIX: Cube

Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it! Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY FIVE: Tag

Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey! In addition to Creep 2, your hosts also discussed … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY FOUR: Creep 2

This week, Blair and Luna take a pallet cleanser following Schloktober by watching and talking about a good movie this week. Imagine that! This week, we talk about The Wailing, a 2016 Korean horror movie about cops and demons! Topics include Bad Discourse, Ready Player One with zombies, what if it was Jason Vore-hees, you know, like vore … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY THREE: The Wailing

As Schlocktober comes to an end, we welcomed back good friends of the show, The Brotherhood Without Manners join us to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Join us, Brooks, and Eddy, as we talk about a movie that really doesn’t quite deliver on the promise made by the title! In … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY TWO: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums up … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTY ONE: The Covenant

This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds. RECOMMENDATIONS: Bayonetta I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats Bedtime Boys Weaves’ Wide Open

Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY NINE: Smiley

A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY EIGHT: #HORROR

Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY SEVEN: Most Likely to Die

You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it. In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY SIX: Holidays

This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY FIVE: XX

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY FOUR: Splice

This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Can’t Maintain by … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY THREE: Prince of Darkness

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY TWO: The Final Girls

This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital. RECOMMENDATIONS: Until Dawn Hospice by The Antlers Please help friend of the show Roy! https://www.youcaring.com/natasharoyarnold-835707

This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk and Shaggy, the very … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTY: Thirteen Ghosts

It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your … Continue reading EPISODE FIFTY NINE: Eraserhead