Fearbaiting

Well folks, it’s been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we’ve decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo! In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY EIGHT: Lake Mungo

The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more! RECOMMEDATIONS: Testarossa by Yoni … Continue reading EPSIODE NINETY SEVEN: Timecrimes

Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY SIX: The Bye Bye Man

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY FIVE: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY FOUR: Suburban Gothic

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels! In … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY THREE: 1408

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30. Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY TWO: The Host

This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Monster Pulse The Good Place Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden Intro/Outro courtesy … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY ONE: Ginger Snaps 2

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, … Continue reading EPISODE NINETY: Jennifer’s Body

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY NINE: The Wicker Man

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY EIGHT: Alien Resurrection

Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY SEVEN: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY SIX: The Last Exorcism

Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, I’m … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY FIVE: The Fog

Well guys, bad news – we lost Blair. But she left us some weird movies she made? And not to put her on blast, but they’re kinda poorly made. There’s also a weird dude without a face and he’s in a suit in the background sometimes, which is really kinda scary. Hope she’s okay! While … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY FOUR: Marble Hornets Season 1

Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we’ve got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY THREE: V/H/S

Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It’s totally fine, don’t worry about it. She said she’ll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void! In addition to this … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY TWO: The Void

This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Shape of Water My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTY: The Corridor

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more! Support us on Patreon!