Fearbaiting

We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head. Recommendations this week: The game Anatomy The podcast Rosebuddies The Youtube video series … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHTEEN: Jason X

Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good. Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities … Continue reading EPISODE SEVENTEEN: Scary Movie 4

Join Blair and Luna this week as we talk about the movie Creep and discuss such topics as, wholesome dog experiences, Astrology for Dummies, new sequels for an old classic, and just really, really bad, terrible decision-making. Additionally, and announcement: In the month of October 2016, we will not only be watching and talking about bad … Continue reading EPISODE SIXTEEN: Creep

Hoo boy! This was one hell of an experience. Blair and Luna are joined by friend of the show Ziek to watch Andy Warhol’s 1974 “horror” “parody” Flesh for Frankenstein. It’s very bad and we all hated it. Also discussed: Marvin Gaye impressions, how to cooking, the struggles of being an audio-only medium, a gratuitous amount of … Continue reading EPISODE FIFTEEN: Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein (AKA Flesh for Frankenstein)

Blair and Luna return to a favorite genre, the home invasion film, with the 2016 film Hush! Luna doesn’t talk very much this week because this was recorded, like, two days after she got her wisdom teeth out. Very painful. We also discuss the horrors of surgery, which hemisphere we’re in, a cat named Bitch, … Continue reading EPISODE FOURTEEN: Hush

Join Blair and Luna this week while we talk about how horny everything is and how everything always will be, rattling off a comprehensive list of all the things people ever wanted to get intimate with. Oh, and, we watched a movie this week, I guess, a horror-themed dramedy about the trials and tribulations of living … Continue reading EPISODE THIRTEEN: Ava’s Possessions

The regulars are back again! This time, Blair and Luna dive deep into the 2006 environmental horror film The Last Winter, and we actually stumble across a bit of insight about the movie! We also discuss adventures in Maine, University of Chicago banning trigger warnings, if Brendan Fraser got bit in the junk in Furry … Continue reading EPISODE TWELVE: The Last Winter

Join us this week, down one cohost but up one guest, Blair’s boyfriend and friend of the show Reno, as we watch The Witch, a 2015 horror-drama, and discuss the true horrors of a vengeful god. RECOMMENDATIONS: Lake Mungo The Adventure Zone (again)

Welcome to another bone-rattling episode of Fearbaiting where your hosts, Blair and Luna, and joined by two chuckleheads from The Brotherhood Without Manners, Brooks and Eddy, hosts of the Postgame of Thrones podcast, who’ve probably collectively seen 3 horror movies total in their whole lives. This week we handle topics such as the cinematic history … Continue reading EPISODE TEN: The Cabin in the Woods

We’re joined by our friend Satah to discuss the weird, terrible Canadian horror film Tamara! We also discuss the hardships of moving, digging for dollars in mouths, sexy oompa loompa Jigsaw, how secretly deep this movie is, and Tremors 2 (sequel to the movie Tremors). Also, a brief correction: Luna says the next movie we’ll … Continue reading EPISODE NINE: Tamara

Blair and Luna take an international trip this week to Thailand, as we discuss the 2004 film Shutter! We also cover the trailer for the new Blair Witch Project, the ratings we would give to the 2009 film Shutter Island, the physics of landing on the roof of a car, and fursuit blowjobs. This week’s … Continue reading EPISODE EIGHT: Shutter

Join Luna and Blair as we watch the fun and flirty teen horror-drama romp Unfriended and experience the real dredges of society! Its a great time! We also discuss Nollywood, Chekov’s wide array of weaponry, and expose Luna’s complete ineptitude at cooking. Recommendations this week: Smiley, the new Ghostbusters, and Jon Bois’s YouTube series Pretty Good.

Blair and Luna are joined today by their friend Artemis! She’s a big fan of Silent Hill (the game) but how will she react to the 2006 film adaptation? Spoiler alert: poorly. Other topics include dating app snafus, high school edginess, speeding etiquette, and butch haircuts. Artemis can be found on tumblr at baphometkexx.tumblr.com, on … Continue reading EPISODE SIX: Silent Hill

Join Luna and Blair this week where we talk about scifi-horror, give amazing and practical advice, and namedrop Lawrence Fishburne as many times as we possibly can. Recommendations: TANIS SAYER Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

On this week’s episode, Blair and Luna talk about the French horror film Ils, AKA Them. They also talk about the flavor of dirt, Omi being the missing fourth Simpsons kid, 90′s kid credit, and the meme status of Nokia brick phones. Recommendations: Battle Royale Too Bright by Perfume Genius Intro and outro music courtesy of … Continue reading EPISODE FOUR: Ils (AKA Them)

Luna and Blair take a look at the 1987 film Hellraiser, and wind up spending very, very little time actually talking about it. We jump off into discussions of the marginalized as monstrous, new jobs, and how far we’d go to resurrect our dead lovers (spoiler: not very far). Recommendations: They Look Like People Weezer’s White … Continue reading EPISODE THREE: Hellraiser

Reno couldn’t make it this time, so it’s just Blair and Luna again! This time, we’re taking a look at another found footage movie, this time it’s the 2014 flick As Above, So Below. Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager. Recommendations: 999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors Virtue’s Last Reward RuPaul’s Drag Race Postgame … Continue reading EPISODE TWO: As Above, So Below

Join Luna and Blair for their first episode! Wait a week to join Reno as well! This week we watch the found footage religious horror The Final Prayer (AKA The Borderlands). Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.