Superhero Assembly Line

You'd better get ready to hang ten or this hero will make you choke, and no amount of espresso can save you. We promise they're a hero tho...for sure. Blade Runner, snakes, Skyline, dog racing, stalefish, football, Dragon Wars.

This fancy hero goes up against an old friend in the only way they know how: a gruesome game of chess. Talking Points: Biological apps, rat heaven, Jack the Ripper, grocery cart demons.

A team of special operative animals take part in a secret government program to get incredible abilities. Their leader? The last animal you’d expect. Or, to be honest, probably the first. Seriously, what’s the first animal that comes to mind? Talking points: gummy worms, Frosted Flakes, super soldier serum, the definition of ‘sentient’, Napoleon Dynamite meets Zoids, Bizmarkie, Toys ‘R’ Us, The Room, Alex Jones

A vastly powerful weapon is bestowed upon this high-rise dwelling hero, far above the dunes of wood and steel that litter their glum municipality. There's guns in this one! Talking Points: Rifles, Drag City, Airzooka, Lightning, car chase, Just Cause, exosuits.

What really happens when you put metal in the microwave? Magical, friendly demons apparently. This hero hated the Transformers movies! Talking points: Infrared, Megatron, Subway, rapport.

Welcome to the Coal World, where humans live in a world ravaged by an energy disaster. Fortunately, one hero can summon a horde of rag-dolling elks to take on poachers with extensive knowledge of 2009’s hit game, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Talking points: Superpowers, Santa Clause, One Piece, coal pollution, Chalk Zone, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, saltwater taffy, Courage The Cowardly Dog

The end of year one is here as we embark on a new plan for Superhero Assembly Line. Prepare yourself for Epi-Pen's final stand.

Everyone's favorite guy-who-was-held-in-epipen's-lungs-for-an-entire-episode finally gets the honor he deserves. A death battle with an alternate reality version of himself! Talking Points: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Stoge Vs Stogie, Ruggles

Scientists say sharks are not nearly as aggressive as they are often portrayed. Yeah, tell that to Shamray and his buddy Billson the stingray. Together, they've got the power to clean up any urchin that stands in their way. Talking points: Dunkirk Pikachu, Benjamin Franklin, Vince with Shamwow, sea urchins, shark blood, rat-shark, Mojo.

A Manhattan-based hero with a knack for transforming into a battleship comes face to face with the crude truth of bay-faring pirates. Yeah, we don’t really get it either. Talking points: New kittens, Shrek, battleships, probation, Rihanna, oil rigs, Dishonored, fishing boats, pirates, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia references

This week, we assemble a team the world deserves -- but definitely not the one it needs. Everyone's favorite Epinephrine-based hero uses the only selection method ~we~ know to pick his team: randomization. Talking points: Andre 3000, Dream Daddy, billiards, Magic 8 Ball, commentating, climbing mountains.

She's slick, she's stealthy, she's...got a plinth? Be it by numbers or sheer force of liberty, The Reductress must vanquish Earth's ultimate symbol of peace -- for good. Talking points: Lady Liberty, kaiju, Chappie, Space Lobster, Space Hamster, football, Pacific Rim, hand-braking, Skull.

We're back! After a weeklong hiatus, we're bringing you the best, the brightest, the fiercest minor league NBA mascot this side of hell. And there's bugs and stuff. Talking points: San Diego Comic Con, Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds, minor league basketball, beetle interruption, carbon fiber, depictions of the devil in the Marvel Universe, Macklemore

Cataracts? No problem. When these two complete strangers come together in the weirdest of ways, things get deep. Talking points: Lifeguarding, Independence Day, Firestorm, angler fish

You think the Green Bay Packers are a big deal? Just wait 'til you get a load of this hero -- or a whiff, if you prefer. Talking points: Wisconsin, cheese, Brett Favre, Nosferatu, Razor scooters

The one, true successor to James Bond has a candy shell, a litttttle bit of chocolate and a whole lotta heart. Also, Ryan forgets the name of obscure YouTube sensation Chuck Testa. Talking points: E3 wrap-up, M&M flavors, James Bond lore, Chuck Testa, Antarctica, bad taxidermy

We think, in this episode, we really created a work of art. It's a shame what happened to her afterwards... Talking Points: Paint Rat, hot bread, E3, Dissipate, Chalk Zone, The Toonverse, art.

Escargot? More like escar-no. This "middle-aged" hero gets a mouth full of snails in everyone's favorite E. Coli-infested lake and faces off against an avid tabloid reader. Talking points: space lobsters, fake news, botched bingo, Patrick Bateman, Us Weekly.

When a boy band is gifted powers after a close-call at the amusement park, all bets are off -- and the tour is on. Talking points: The Wonderful 101, The Lonely Island, Human Centipede, sentient tour buses, opening acts, rats, Twisted Sister

Latidude takes the power to control earth to new heights, and she knows about Pangaea! Plus, find out what the boys do when a "Randomize it!" turns up an actual superhero. Talking Points: crocodiles, Christian Rock, dinosaurs, the ghost of Charles Darwin.