Superhero Assembly Line

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. The equine hero Cosmane comes from a wormhole ready kick some ant ass. This quadruped may be sporting Trucknutz, but don't underestimate the gravity of this heroic tale.

This billionaire isn't afraid to claw her way to the top, but it takes a special kind of guts to transcend the sheer, rocky face of evil. D-d-d-do you have it?

"Project X" has nothing on the partying prowess this hero wields. And all of this fun brings a few familiar Superhero Assembly Line characters to the party.

This lady (rat) is no stranger to the catwalk, but she's also a fan of fine fast food sauces. Could a prominent EDM artist use his powerful beats to best the chompers on our leading lady (rat)?

This contortionist hero has the need for speed, and the luxurious villain has the need for... kids?

Our first-ever superhero team proves anything is possible with the right experience, even dispelling the universal confusion over what exactly the "cloud" is. It is very important to us that you call your grandparents.

Things get real in a sky high prison as this hero fulfills the mission of a lifetime.

Justice is blind, and so is this week's hero, but he gets by with the help of a cotton-swabbing sidekick. Oh, and a shining basketball star reprises a fan-favorite Disney role.

A mess of a hero rises in the east, and a brother is turned foe by the hand of Ben Carson. Better hope you have renters insurance.

Five spiders learn the importance of family and a skeleton gets hip with the teens.

In the first of many Superhero Assembly Line crossovers, our newest hero and a small boy wield the powers of cinema.

A former repo man proves that looks aren't everything and we end up with unlimited money for our movie, thanks to a certain regal sponsor.

When trouble strikes Capitol Hill, it will take more than just an average girl and her cat to quench the flames of lust that engulf a romantic figure from the past.

A seafaring hero with daddy issues takes to the stars and Epipen makes a return in an unbelievable way.

The newest hero on the scene feasts like a king and a villain reminds us to always hire a trustworthy petsitter.

In this episode, Jake, Nick and Ryan create the most ferocious hero yet and demonstrate that a third party candidate can in fact win an election.

In this episode, an FBI agent takes on the case of her life and the payoff gets interesting.

In this episode, a hero of legend returns to solve a renewable energy crisis and we get really into Skechers.

In this first episode, Jake, Ryan and Nick explore the consequences of time travel and why you should call your grandparents once a month.