Miami Comedy Podcast

In today's episode, we're diving deep into the virtual streets of Miami with the much-anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer release. Get ready to ride shotgun with your host, Manny Garavito, as we explore every exhilarating twist and turn of GTA 6's Miami. We're talking about the kind of quirky, off-the-wall NPCs that only Miami can offer. Think alligator wrestlers doubling as Uber drivers, café con leche-slinging baristas with secret lives, and rollerblading retirees who've got more street smarts than your average thug. But wait, there's more! We're brainstorming the wildest missions that could only happen in the 305. Imagine heists involving art basel ponzi schemes, speedboat chases through the Everglades, and, of course, navigating the treacherous waters of Miami's infamous club scene. Yet, it's not all sunshine and Vice City vibes. We're also tackling the real talk – does GTA 6 put Miami in the spotlight for the right reasons, or are we just reliving the neon-soaked, pastel-flavored 80s all over again? W

Get ready to laugh your Santa hats off in this holly-jolly episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast! Your host, Manny, dives into the festive feud of Miami's Christmas theme parks. It's a jingle-bell battle between Santa's Enchanted Forest and the new kid on the block, Christmas Wonderland. Which one will deck the halls better? Manny's got the scoop! But wait, there's more! Ever wonder how Christmas in Miami gets that special Latino twist? Manny breaks down the magic of Noche Buena, where gifts are opened at midnight, and the holiday table is a feast like no other. Spoiler alert: It's not your typical Christmas dinner! Then, brace yourself for a sleigh ride into Manny's vision of a Miami-style Christmas. Imagine Santa rocking a guayabera, alligators pulling an airboat-sleigh, and dominoes deciding who's naughty or nice. It's as hilariously Miami as it gets! Tune in and join Manny as he unwraps these laugh-out-loud ideas, celebrating the unique holiday spirit of the Magic City. I

In this week’s high-energy episode, we’re tackling two big topics with a side of humor! First up, Jeff Bezos, the e-commerce titan, announces his move to Miami, and we're diving into what this means for our beloved city. How will Bezos’ presence shake up Miami's affordability, culture, and that infamous traffic? We're breaking it down in true Miami style – with wit and a pinch of sass. For live comedy shows in Miami, visit: https://miamicomedy.com/events To shop our hilarious Miami-themed merch line, visit https://shop.miamicomedy.com Then, we're taking a whimsical journey into the heart of Rural America for Thanksgiving. Imagine swapping palm trees for cornfields and café cubano for apple cider. We'll explore the amusing contrasts and similarities in celebrating Turkey Day in the countryside versus our vibrant Miami. From family dynamics to dinner table debates, we’re serving up a feast of laughs and light-hearted commentary. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insights and chuckles, M

Riffing on Toxic People, Latino Toxicity, Straight Woes, Seattle Shenanigans, and Undercover Wokeness! Are you tired of scrolling through your social media feeds and finding nothing but rants about toxic people, PC culture, and zero humor? Well, it's time to detoxify your day with some comedic relief. In this episode, I'm diving head-first into a buffet of humorous topics that you won't want to miss. Toxic People & Latino Toxicity: Ever noticed how toxicity isn't just an issue in hazardous waste dumps, but also in everyday interactions? Oh, and let's not forget the unique flavor of toxicity that can only come from a Latino family gathering! Straight Struggles: Why is being a heterosexual guy suddenly as socially complicated as assembling IKEA furniture? I dig into the paradoxes, people! Mini vacay in Seattle: Recently took a trip to Seattle and let's just say it was... brewed to perfection, but not without its quirks. Undercover Woke: Ever been so woke you have to go undercov

Welcome to this special Halloween episode, where we uncover why Miami just can't get its spook on! Hey, Miami! We all know this city takes "hot and happening" to a whole new level. But let's be real, when it comes to Halloween, we're more into tricks and tan lines than treats and terror. In this episode, we're digging deep into the Miami Halloween scene—or lack thereof. Are we too sexy for our scares? Let's find out! Think salsa music, neon lights, and bartenders serving mojitos. A "Miami Haunted House" is basically a club with a dress code that includes the undead. Picture this: zombies in speedos and bikini-clad witches catching rays. We explore why Miami Beach is the least likely place for a zombie apocalypse. From sexy nurses to sultry vampires, we dissect how Miami turns Halloween into a runway fashion show. We spill the cauldron on what you should absolutely do and avoid on All Hallows' Eve in the 305. Spoiler: Leave your heavy costumes at home unless you want

Alright, amigos and amigas, listen up, it's Manny Garavito and we're talking about something that's flipping the script in the Sunshine State—Brightline! Now Orlando isn't just a postcard from a distant relative; it's your new weekend playground, thanks to this iron horse. Say adios to I-95 traffic jams and skyrocketing gas prices! This is more than a train, folks—it's a magic carpet ride that makes Orlando more accessible than ever. Forget five hours on the Turnpike with screaming kids and shady rest stops. We're talking Miami to Orlando in a jiffy, smoother than a piña colada on South Beach. Oh, and get this, they say the trains arrive on "Miami time." Yes, you heard it right—no more stressing about punctuality; these trains run like the casual clock of our beloved 305. So what does this mean for us? Well, it's game-changing! Think about it, Halloween Horror Nights just got scarier because the Miamians are coming, and Disney? Pssh, we’re making it our backyard!

Hey there, Miami lovers and all you newcomers ready to dive into the 305 life! Welcome to another episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, hosted by yours truly, Manny Garavito. AND Oh boy, do we have a treat for you today! Ever wondered where to take someone on a first date if they're new to Miami? Look no further, my friends, we talk about it here. This episode is your ultimate guide, dishing out some little known tips on dating in the Magic City. We'll take you on a hilarious tour from the hidden gems to the overrated spots, giving you the scoop on why Flanagan's is the best first-date spot in South Florida. Yup, you heard it here first! Are you prepared to serve as a Miami tour guide while splitting the bill? Should you get the full pitcher at Flanagan's or go straight to poppin' bottles at Club e11even? Or roll out a picnic during rush hour. So, if you're ready for a real Miami-style conversation about dating, the nightlife, and all things 305, hit that play button, and let's

Hey Miami, it's Manny Garavito, and I'm about to take you on a wild ride through one of Miami's glitziest boutique hotels. Ever wondered what it's like to valet park your Honda Civic among Ferraris? Or how to maintain eye contact with a speedo-clad guy while his bulge is at eye level? Join me, and I'll spill all the hilarious details! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Welcome to a hilarious exploration of soccer culture in Miami as Lionel Messi brings a touch of Argentinian flair to the Inter Miami CF team. In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we delve into the sudden local fervor for soccer, Messi's red carpet posture, and how our Argentinian steakhouses might just transform Miami's dining scene. We also consider the inevitable culture shock awaiting incoming players, from our potent coffee to our 1800411PAIN attorney service for on-field drama. Brace yourself for laughs as we talk about the gentrification of golf courses for soccer and daydream about Miami's reaction if we win the World Cup! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicom

Hey folks, welcome back to our Miami-riffic podcast! This time, we're venturing into the wild jungle that is OnlyFans. Talk about a reality check! We've got models here who've hit the jackpot and are now rolling in the dough. But hold on, they're complaining about the very 'gentlemen' showering them with all that cash. It's like a chef moaning about the heat while cooking up a storm. We'll delve into this juicy contradiction, talk about the 'pervert magnet' effect, and laugh at the absurdities of this digital gold mine. So buckle up for a hilariously bumpy ride. Fair warning - it's gonna get weird. Let's dive in! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter

Today we talk about SPORTS! More specifically, the sports that Miami enjoys to turn up to in the daytime. Not that Miami ever needs a real reason to turn up! Join the conversation, what sports do you enjoy watching at your local bar?! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Join us for a hilarious journey as we navigate Miami's most iconic shopping hubs in our latest podcast episode: "How Did Miami Become the Wild West of Malls?" From the nostalgic charm of Mall of Americas to the bustling energy of Dolphin Mall, the quirky charm of Dadeland Mall, and beyond, we've got it all covered. We'll be dishing out light-hearted jabs at the distinctive quirks of Miami's malls, including Aventura Mall, International Mall, Westland Mall, Sawgrass Mills, Miami Design District, The Falls, Sunset Place, Southland Mall, Swap Shop, and Opa Locka Flea Market. Whether you're a Miami native or a curious listener, this episode is sure to provide a good laugh. Tune in for an entertaining exploration of Miami's shopping scene like you've never heard before! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ h

Looking for a laugh-out-loud episode about the "poop-ularity" of Brickell's dog poop problem? Join our host as he dives deep into the topic of pet owners not cleaning up after their furry friends. From discussing the responsibility of pet owners to exploring the role of HOA fees, we cover it all. We even offer up creative solutions and ideas for how to keep the sidewalks clean in Brickell. If you're looking for some light-hearted humor and a dash of social commentary, this is the episode for you! Tune in to the Miami Comedy podcast and let's get the conversation rolling. Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy

Join us for a hilarious 30-minute romp through the quirks and oddities of Downtown Miami! From the traffic nightmares and sauna-like heat to the ultra-luxury condo craze, we're poking fun at it all. Tune in as we discuss the baffling fashion choices, the perplexing world of Brickell's public art, and the city's ever-growing skyline. Grab a cold drink, put on your most fashionable sunglasses, and let's dive into the absurdities that make Downtown Miami such a unique and entertaining place to be. Don't miss this lighthearted roast of the Magic City's core! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a

Is Miami Jai Alai a real sport? Let's be honest, it's like a combination of racquetball and dodgeball, played with a basket and a ball that travels as fast as a Lambo down the Palmetto.  It's like the world's most intense game of catch. But hey, if you can dodge a ball going 180 mph, or dodge the people you owe money to, maybe you can call it a sport.    Tune in to this podcast episode as we debate the merits of Jai Alai and try to decide once and for all whether it's a real sport or just a crazy, high-speed game of catch and throw.   Check out this episode of the Miami Comedy podcast and join in on the chat! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com

Its no secret that there are many realtors in Miami, BUT there is a secret in how they stay in business.   On this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast we get to the bottom of real estate and see how and why people stay aflot as realtors in Miami!   Check out this episode of the Miami Comedy podcast and join in on the chat! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/support

We've all been in a relationship one way or another, but not everyone has had an ex from Miami.   In todays Miami Comedy Podcast we talk about how to manage having had a previous relationship in Miami and life after the experience is over.   Check out this episode of the Miami Comedy podcast and join in on the chat! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Miami is going through some fast changes, and in this episode we point out some of them!  More music stages? Restaurants doubling down and getting more expenses, HOA fees getting called out on, and construction workers fixing our expressways in record speed!   Check out this episode of the Miami Comedy podcast and join in on the chat! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Are you ready to make a fresh start in 2022?   In this video, we share some ideas for New Year's resolutions that are perfect for Miamians.   These resolutions will help you make the most of your time in the Magic City.   Happy New Year, Miamians! Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) ---- Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Now that we start another week in Miami, lets review what locations keep the parties going throughout the week. Follow us for all things Miami Comedy!  (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...)   ----   Website ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com  Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy  Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group  Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom  Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy  Twitter ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom  Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/miami-comedy-podcast/support