Miami Comedy Podcast

In this episode Manny riffs about waking up in jail, getting knocked out by a bouncer, and eating healthy. (00:00) Introduction to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:14) The Perks of Staying In: Avoiding Jail (01:13) The Meme Nightmare: Avoiding Embarrassment (04:12) Financial Wisdom: Saving Money by Staying In (06:10) Hangover Recovery: The Struggle is Real (07:31) Love and Nightlife: The Illusion of Finding 'The One' (08:40) Work and Responsibility: Staying On Track (10:42) Health and Fitness: Avoiding Late-Night Calories (12:20) Outro --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, host Manny Garavito humorously explores the intricacies and risks of harvesting mangos in Miami. Manny discusses the allure of naturally growing mango trees on private properties, the potential dangers, and the cultural quirks of Miami residents. From the state's gun-friendly laws to the watchful eyes of neighborhood grandmas, the episode is a comedic take on the lengths people will go for that delicious fruit and the potential pitfalls along the way. (00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:05) The Temptation of Mango Season (00:33) Risks of Mango Theft in Florida (01:27) The Culture of Mango Trees in Miami (03:19) The Neighborhood Watch: Mango Edition (04:24) The Value of Homegrown Mangoes (06:30) Legal Liabilities of Mango Trees (07:33) Conclusion and Farewell --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Lets get into the intricacies of the modern tipping culture. As Miami is known for its hospitality, Manny explores the appropriate scenarios for tipping, the factors that affect tipping, and the dynamics between customers and service providers. Join the conversation on tipping practices and share your thoughts on the evolving tipping culture. (00:00) Introduction to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:04) The New Era of Tipping Culture (00:40) Service Quality and Tipping (01:37) Typical and Atypical Tipping Scenarios (02:48) Creative Ways to Earn Tips (04:55) Automatic Tips: Pros and Cons (06:19) The Right Attitude for Tipping (08:29) Tipping in Non-Traditional Situations (09:52) Innovative Solutions for Tipping Culture (11:21) Conclusion and Call to Action --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Welcome to another episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast. Hurricane season is right around the corner, and we're here to debunk some of the biggest hurricane myths in Miami, all while keeping it real. We'll walk through myths like taping X's on windows, opening windows during storms, and the belief that wind is the deadliest part of a hurricane. We'll also dive into the truth about flooding, garage doors being the true weak spot, and the chaos after the storm passes. Join us for some laughs, raw truths, and Miami-specific hurricane wisdom. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and let us know what you think about these hurricane myths in Miami. See you next time! (00:00) Introduction and Overview (00:22) Myth 1: Taping Windows (02:09) Myth 2: Opening Windows During a Storm (04:05) Myth 3: Flooding Only on the Coast (05:00) Myth 4: Wind is the Deadliest (06:10) Myth 5: Category 1 Hurricanes (08:15) Myth 6: Roof Vulnerability (09:33) Myth 7: Post-Storm Safety (10:17) Conclusion and Farewell --

Go to a live Miami Comedy Show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com/events Buy some Miami Comedy Merch: https://shop.miamicomedy.com In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, host Manny Garavito celebrates his 39th birthday and delves into the complexities of clubbing in your 40s. He discusses the social dynamics and stigmas faced by men and women in this age group, emphasizing the challenges and conscious decisions one must make when participating in the nightlife scene. Manny shares personal anecdotes about 30's dating 20's and how the 40's is when you notice the difference, the importance of leg strength and fashion choices, and offers practical tips on managing hangovers and maintaining elderly dignities at the club. Tune in for a humorous yet insightful look at the reality of being middle-aged in Miami's nightlife. (00:00) Introduction and Birthday Celebration (00:12) Clubbing in Your 40s: The Reality Check (00:50) Gender Roles and Dating Dynamics (01:54) The Disconnect with Younger G

Wear some Miami Comedy Merch here: https://shop.miamicomedy.com Go to a live Miami Comedy show here: https://miamicomedy.com/events Get ready to hit the gas and shift gears on this high-speed episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, where I rev up stories from my road trip to Daytona. We're peeling out into the world of roaring engines and rubber on road, contrasting the high-octane Daytona 500 vibes with Miami's own freestyle, and occasionally undercover, street racing scene. We'll cruise through my personal pit stop—aka, my speeding ticket saga—in Daytona and switch lanes to discuss how Miami rolls when it comes to bending the speed limits. Spoiler alert: Miami's traffic law enforcement is like a stealthy ninja, barely there until you zoom past a swanky neighborhood. Plus, I’ll put the pedal to the metal on why Miami's dynamic car lovers should take their need for speed to the F1 tracks. It's a call to make our local car scene a legit contender in the world of motorsports. Tune in, tur

Subscribe to the podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast Purchase some Miami Comedy Merch: https://shop.miamicomedy.com Go to a live Miami Comedy Show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com/events In this candid podcast episode, Manny shares his spontaneous and unfiltered opinions on surviving Miami's summer, with a comedic twist on leaving the city for cooler climates due to the unbearable humidity and heat. Suggests investing in travels or experiences in anticipation of potential future debt forgiveness, referencing recent student loan forgiveness events as a missed 'investment' opportunity. Manny wittily criticizes the high cost of living and spending culture in Miami, including the outrageously priced pizza and the city's toll system. He also explores the charm of Key West for summer fun and playfully proposes turning Naples into the next big Spring Break destination. Throughout the episode, he encourages enjoying Miami's summer specials and engaging in the local scene, all while hum

Subscribe and support the podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast Go to a live Miami Comedy Show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com/events In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we discuss a recent trip to Nashville and how Miami could benefit from borrowing ideas from other parts of America. Suggests introducing country music nightlife to diversify the club scene, encouraging an Amish presence to balance modern vices, upgrading the Everglades National Park with party cabins, creating a theme park inspired by local celebrities similar to Dollywood, highlighting Miami's rich and tumultuous history in a dedicated museum, and revitalizing public transportation with a party bus concept. Additionally, Manny touches on legalizing marijuana in Florida to boost the economy. Throughout the episode, Manny humorously proposes these ideas to make Miami even more unique and appealing to both tourists and locals. (00:00) Introduction to the Miami Comedy Podcast (00:25) Bringing Country Music to Miami (03:11)

Livestream on 4-12-24 Subscribe to the podcast: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast Go to a live Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com/events Here is a humorous monologue covering a range of topics including the pitfalls of vanity for men, the double standards in dating, strategies for men playing hard to get, and personal anecdotes related to living in Miami. It touches on the cultural shifts in music, the peculiarities of Miami life versus vacationing elsewhere, and offers a unique perspective on the Florida man phenomenon, highlighting its embodiment of freedom. Additionally, we discuss the dynamics of the comedy scene in Miami, shares experiences from interacting with fans and performers, and hints at future comedy shows and anniversaries, emphasizing a long career in comedy and the evolution of the Miami comedy scene. - Chapters (00:00) Kicking Off with Technical Difficulties and Viewer Interactions (00:37) Navigating the Complexities of Male Vanity and Social Dynamics (01:12) The Art of Play

Listen to more episodes and subscribe to the Miami Comedy Podcast here: https://miamicomedy.com/podcast In this episode we take a satirical look at the city's unique culture of drama, gossip, and sensationalism. Manny navigates through the Miami lifestyle, where the sun is hot, but the rumors are hotter, exploring how the city’s residents relish in tall tales and exaggerated stories. From alien sightings at Bayside to the never-ending false alarms at Dolphin Mall, the podcast peels back the layers of Miami's love affair with sensational news and the social dynamics that fuel it. With a blend of humor and insight, it reveals how Miami's penchant for drama is more than just idle gossip; it's a communal activity that brings people together, for better or worse. Join us on a journey through the lively and sometimes ludicrous world of Miami, where every day is an episode in the grand telenovela of life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/

Subscribe to the YouTube channel to watch the video edits to this episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKuv4L1MsMZYDySDus2BnvA In this sun-drenched episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we're talking about the vibrant heart of Miami to bring you the ultimate newcomer’s guide: The Top 10 Things to Do When You Move to the Magic City within the first 24 hours. From linguistic gymnastics in Spanglish to the art of caffeinated living at your local Cafecito spot, we've got the insider tips to help you blend in—or stand out—in Miami’s colorful tapestry. Discover how to spot tourists from a mile away, navigate the social seas of Miami’s nightlife, and why having an umbrella and bathing suit on hand is as crucial as securing a savvy lawyer. We’ll explore the whimsical concept of Miami Time, the necessity of flood insurance, and the entrepreneurial spirit that thrives in the city's dynamic pulse. Join us as we unpack the essentials of starting your new life in Miami, all while keeping your humor aflo

Enjoying this episode? Support the podcast here: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support Swim into the depths of the Ultra Atlantis Rave that happened this year. In this episode, we submerge ourselves in the aquatic adventure that Miami Music Week became, thanks to an unexpected deluge. As Ultra Music Festival turns into an impromptu water world, we'll navigate through the stormy beats and flooded streets, offering a comedic life raft in the sea of soggy ravers. From fashion tips for the flood (think snorkels as the new festival wear) to the ultimate survival kit for a submerged city, we'll explore how Miami's most iconic music event became the season's biggest pool party. Join us as we make a splash in the Miami comedy scene, proving that when it rains, it pours...laughs! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miami-comedy-podcast/support

Watch the live and edited videos on the YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@miamicomedypodcast This year Miami Beach gave Spring Break the silent treatment. On this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast! In a surprising turn of events, Miami Beach has transformed from a bustling hotspot into a near-deserted landscape during the first weekend of Spring Break 2024. Join us as we wander the empty streets, discuss the heavy police presence, and ponder the parking spot mysteries. Shocked by the lack of usual spring break chaos? So were we! Experience the intriguing shift as European locals take over, businesses reel from the unexpected calm, and we compare the scene to the livelier Fort Lauderdale. Plus, get in on this theory of Miami's strategy to redefine Spring Break, inviting an upgrade with new events and the anticipated excitement of Miami Music Week. Whether you're reminiscing about wild past breaks or curious about Miami's future, this episode is your guide to understanding the city&#

Enjoy the Miami Comedy Podcast? Subscribe for more! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKuv4L1MsMZYDySDus2BnvA This episode is all about embracing the crypto craze in the Magic City. Miami has earned the title of the Crypto Capital of the World, defying all logic and statistics. It's all about the Miami attitude and the people who come here with their crypto dreams. Discover how crypto changes people's behavior in Miami. When the market is up, they come out of the woodwork flaunting their newfound wealth. But when it crashes, they go into hiding like crypto bears in hibernation. We'll explore the fascinating personalities that emerge during the crypto boom, from the confident tech entrepreneurs in polo shirts to the leopard print tracksuit-wearing scammers who somehow raise millions. Get a taste of the Miami lifestyle infused with crypto mania. From ordering a steak seared with the Bitcoin logo to the obsession with get-rich-quick schemes, Miami knows how to do crypto in style. We'll wrap

Follow us for all things Miami Comedy! (Live comedy shows, podcasts, livestreams, memes, and more...) Live comedy shows ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com Comedy Sketches on Instagram ⮕ https://instagram.com/miamicomedy Podcast Facebook group ⮕ https://miamicomedy.com/group Facebook ⮕ https://facebook.com/miamicomedydotcom Twitch ⮕ https://www.twitch.tv/miamicomedy Twitter or X ⮕ https://twitter.com/miamicomedycom Tik Tok ⮕ https://www.tiktok.com/@miamicomedy One-of-a-kind Miami Merch ⮕ https://shop.miamicomedy.com Dive into the heart of Miami with us in this eye-opening episode where we peel back the sun-soaked facade of Spring Break to reveal the city's true colors. Forget the clichéd tourist traps; we're here to guide you through the vibrant streets of Miami, where the real magic happens. From hidden culinary gems in Little Havana to the pulsating rhythms of underground music scenes, we're giving you the insider's tour of Miami culture that you won't find on any brochure. Join us as we laugh,

Dive into the heart of Miami's madness with the Miami Comedy Podcast, where the sun is always shining, and the stories are as spicy as the cuisine. Join us as we explore the hilariously absurd traumas of living in the Magic City. From the linguistic gymnastics of adopting "bro" and "literally" into your everyday vocabulary to the culinary mix-ups that leave you second-guessing your fruit choices. We're talking about a place where road rage is elevated to an Olympic sport, and the wildlife is tan enough to feature on a postcard. In each episode, we peel back the layers of Miami's vibrant culture, uncovering the wacky, the weird, and the downright outrageous experiences that only this city can offer. Whether you've been a victim of the great plantain deception or found yourself navigating the chaos of the I-95 with a mix of terror and exhilaration, this podcast is your sanctuary. It's a celebration of all the peculiarities that make Miami the unforgettable city it is. S

Welcome to the latest episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast. Your host, Manny Garavito, dives into the glitzy world of Miami, revealing the secrets of appearing like a millionaire on a budget. In this episode, Manny spills the tea on the art of social status in the Magic City, where the line between reality and imagination blurs. Discover ingenious, wallet-friendly hacks for showing off, like making your loved ones foot the bill for that lavish dinner (sorry, fam!), leveraging yacht parties for that high-roller vibe, and the power of leaving people on 'read' to ooze 'busy mogul'. Manny gets real about the social status game, comparing Miami's unique social landscape to a modern-day tribal hunt. Here's tips on how to strategically post vacation photos, borrow bling, and even hit the club with a roll of ones for that big spender illusion. But, it's not all about flexing. Manny encourages creativity over merely showing off, highlighting the importance of crafting an impressive onli

Welcome to another episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, where we delve into the challenge of finding the perfect roommate in the ever-vibrant, ever-changing city of Miami. your host Manny Garavito takes you on a humorous yet insightful journey through the quirks of roommate hunting in the Magic City. In Miami, where people migrate from Brickell to Wynwood to Coral Gables like nomadic snails seeking their next shell, finding a good roommate is like navigating a minefield of personalities. From the OnlyFans entrepreneur who might turn your lunch break into an awkward encounter, to the 'plug' roommate who can turn your life into a never-ending party (or a debt-ridden nightmare), Manny explores the wide array of characters you might end up sharing your space with. But it's not all laughs and cautionary tales. Manny gets real about the importance of trust and compatibility, and the surprising transformations people undergo when they become roommates. From fights over dirty dishes and stolen tiram

Welcome to another laughter-filled episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast with your host, Manny Garavito! Today, we're diving into a topic close to every Miamian's heart: making more money in the Magic City. But remember, this is comedy, not financial advice – if you're looking for serious money tips, you might want to look elsewhere! In this episode, we explore the humorous side of Miami's expensive lifestyle and the creative (and legal!) ways to earn extra cash. From the art of becoming a successful promoter to the pitfalls of being lured into Forex trading by attractive Instagram profiles, we've got it all covered. We also talk about the importance of branding and naming your business the Miami way. Ever wondered why you'd trust Piero Dinero more than Piero Diaz? We'll dive into that too. Plus, we discuss the unique opportunities that Miami's vibrant culture offers for those with an entrepreneurial spirit. And let's not forget about the food trucks! We'll look at h

Dive into some uniquely Miami-style resolutions on the latest episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast! In this laugh-packed session, Manny explores the art of social media flexing - Miami style. Learn the secrets to turning your everyday life into Insta-gold, all while keeping it 100% 305. But that's not all – Manny also gets real about the economics of single life in the Magic City. Discover how being solo can be your ticket to financial freedom (and maybe more Mojitos). And, for all you Miami drivers, Manny's got some tips on how to navigate our streets with less stress. This episode is a must-listen for anyone who wants to start their year with a dose of humor, Miami insights, and some real talk. So, buckle up, hit play, and get ready to laugh your way into making 2024 your best year yet!