Miami Comedy Podcast

Alright, amigos and amigas, listen up, it's Manny Garavito and we're talking about something that's flipping the script in the Sunshine State—Brightline! Now Orlando isn't just a postcard from a distant relative; it's your new weekend playground, thanks to this iron horse. Say adios to I-95 traffic jams and skyrocketing gas prices! This is more than a train, folks—it's a magic carpet ride that makes Orlando more accessible than ever. Forget five hours on the Turnpike with screaming kids and shady rest stops. We're talking Miami to Orlando in a jiffy, smoother than a piña colada on South Beach. Oh, and get this, they say the trains arrive on "Miami time." Yes, you heard it right—no more stressing about punctuality; these trains run like the casual clock of our beloved 305. So what does this mean for us? Well, it's game-changing! Think about it, Halloween Horror Nights just got scarier because the Miamians are coming, and Disney? Pssh, we’re making it our backyard!