I Don't Get It Podcast

Bill and Noah cough up the most valuable things they have -- their faces -- in order to play along with a popular app of the moment. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is FaceApp? 12:45 -- Why is FaceApp so popular? 17:37 -- Would you have liked FaceApp if you were a kid? 21:07 -- Is FaceApp a sign of the apocalypse? 24:44 -- Is your irrational hatred of FaceApp based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Funny Face” by Sparks. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We score one for the good guys this week with our investigation of metal drinking straws, and how we can help out our friends the endangered sea turtles. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a metal straw? 15:49 -- Why are metal straws so popular? 19:10 -- Would you have liked metal straws if you were a kid? 23:19 -- Are metal straws a sign of the apocalypse? 26:08 -- Is your irrational hatred of metal straws based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Strawman” by Lou Reed. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Fame and fortune are at your fingertips, all you need to do is lipsync a song or make a 13 second meme! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is TikTok? 13:42 -- Why is TikTok so popular? 19:43 -- Would you have liked TikTok if you were a kid? 23:11 -- Is TikTok a sign of the apocalypse? 28:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of TikTok based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Queen” by Loren Grey. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

It’s all a game to Bill and Noah, and this week they prove it by taking another look at the total conversion of society to small chance-based tilts played on your smartphone. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Game Pigeon? 18:16 -- Why is Game Pigeon so popular? 23:55 -- Would you have liked Game Pigeon if you were a kid? 27:24 -- Is Game Pigeon a sign of the apocalypse? 31:06 -- Is your irrational hatred of Game Pigeon based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Stop That Pigeon” by Hanna/Barbera. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill prefer their caffeinated beverages with a layer of gummy nuggets at the bottom of their drinking glasses. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Bubble Tea? 13:24 -- Why is Bubble Tea so popular? 18:30 -- Would you have liked Bubble Tea if you were a kid? 25:18 -- Is Bubble Tea a sign of the apocalypse? 29:33 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bubble Tea based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "The Bubble Bunch” by Jimmy Spicer. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

There’s nothing we love on this program so much as pedantry and junk science, so the prospect of taking an unproven tincture of expensive goop hoping it will cure our arthritis and anxiety is too good to pass up. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is CBD Oil? 17:20 -- Why is CBD Oil so popular? 24:30 -- Would you have liked CBD Oil if you were a kid? 26:57 -- Is CBD Oil a sign of the apocalypse? 30:07 -- Is your irrational hatred of CBD Oil based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Royal Oil” by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Two dudes press out of their cultural bubble to see what the deal is with sweeping feel-good pop sensation Lizzo, flutist extraordinaire. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Lizzo? 13:52 -- Why is Lizzo so popular? 20:26 -- Would you have liked Lizzo if you were a kid? 23:08 -- Is Lizzo a sign of the apocalypse? 27:21 -- Is your irrational hatred of Lizzo based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Juice” by Lizzo. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

It’s not quite meat, but how can it be a plant? We sink our teeth into delicious lab-synthesized discs of material. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is an Impossible Burger? 12:33 -- Why are Impossible Burgers so popular? 16:21 -- Would you have liked Impossible Burgers if you were a kid? 18:51 -- Is the Impossible Burger a sign of the apocalypse? 21:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Impossible Burgers based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Impossible” by Shontelle. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We wade hip-deep into the boiling ridiculous controversy of James Charles versus Tati Westbrook, and adjudge that we’re all losers in the end. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is James Charles? 20:15 -- Why is James Charles so popular? 27:43 -- Would you have liked James Charles if you were a kid? 32:18 -- Is James Charles a sign of the apocalypse? 37:26 -- Is your irrational hatred of James Charles based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Pretty Persuasion” by REM. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Viceland and Complex gives us the duo of Desus and Mero, a pair of comics from the Bronx who just finished their first season on Showtime. How do they stack up to previous acts reviewed on the program? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who are Desus and Mero? 13:55 -- Why are Desus and Mero so popular? 18:39 -- Would you have liked Desus and Mero if you were a kid? 23:37 -- Are Desus and Mero a sign of the apocalypse? 26:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of Desus and Mero based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "It Takes Two” by Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill put their digital acumen to the test with a look at a hot gameplay platform calle Roblox, which also allows users to design their own games. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Roblox? 11:41 -- Why is Roblox so popular? 16:32 -- Would you have liked Roblox if you were a kid? 20:47 -- Is Roblox a sign of the apocalypse? 25:12 -- Is your irrational hatred of Roblox based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Games People Play” by The Alan Parsons Project. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah grow increasingly sleepy listening to the somnolent tones of pop sensation Billie Eilish, who sounds three minutes away from snoring herself. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Billie Eilish? 11:14 -- Why is Billie Eilish so popular? 15:20 -- Would you have liked Billie Eilish if you were a kid? 18:41 -- Is Billie Eilish a sign of the apocalypse? 23:13 -- Is your irrational hatred of Billie Eilish based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Ocean Eyes” by Billie Eilish. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The worlds of country music and hip-hop clash dynastically with the release of Old Town Road by young phenom Lil Nas X. Does it hold up to scrutiny by our cultural ombudsmen? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Old Town Road? 11:06 -- Why is Old Town Road so popular? 16:26 -- Would you have liked Old Town Road if you were a kid? 19:21 -- Is Old Town Road a sign of the apocalypse? 24:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Old Town Road based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X feat. Billy Ray Cyrus. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The past is once again the present as Bill and Noah pick through the bomb-blast of Broadway to research the world-beating musical “Hamilton.” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Hamilton? 15:48 -- Why is Hamilton so popular? 25:05 -- Would you have liked Hamilton if you were a kid? 26:07 -- Is Hamilton a sign of the apocalypse? 31:07 -- Is your irrational hatred of Hamilton based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Hamilton Polka” by Weird Al Yankovic. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Oh, we’re SO BLOWN AWAY by the cool kid bullshit lunch sensation of sandwiches, the thing which compels middle-aged businessmen to stand in lines at delicatessens for a shot at ordering pastrami on rye. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Sandwich? 15:10 -- Why is Sandwich so popular? 19:48 -- Would you have liked Sandwich if you were a kid? 23:37 -- Is Sandwich a sign of the apocalypse? 27:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Sandwich based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Sandwiches” by Detroit City Pubahs. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah cure every single ailment in their superannuated bodies by drinking some bullshit juice which touts its curative properties. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Aloe Vera Juice? 13:20 -- Why is Aloe Vera Juice so popular? 19:11 -- Would you have liked Aloe Vera Juice if you were a kid? 23:47 -- Is Aloe Vera Juice a sign of the apocalypse? 29:17 -- Is your irrational hatred of Aloe Vera Juice based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "I Need a Dollar” by Aloe Blacc. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah look at themselves and see the vulnerable, non-masculine boy at the core and feel many mixed emotions about cartoon sensation Steven Universe. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Steven Universe? 14:26 -- Why is Steven Universe so popular? 17:56 -- Would you have liked Steven Universe if you were a kid? 22:24 -- Is Steven Universe a sign of the apocalypse? 25:24 -- Is your irrational hatred of Steven Universe based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Across the Universe” by The Beatles. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Two men in search of the the pleasure of human touch discover -- SQUISHIES! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Squishie? 12:58 -- Why are Squishies so popular? 19:33 -- Would you have liked Squishies if you were a kid? 22:44 -- Are Squishies a sign of the apocalypse? 26:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of Squishies based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ ” by Journey. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Our sincere apologies for not being able to deliver an episode this week -- here's an announcement for our plans over the next two weeks.

Bill and Noah hide their faces behind soft podcasting personas, but this week they reveal their true selves as they examine the concealed Fox hit about celebrities deceiving an audience. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Masked Singer? 14:44 -- Why is The Masked so popular? 20:34 -- Would you have liked The Masked if you were a kid? 24:12 -- Is The Masked a sign of the apocalypse? 29:14 -- Is your irrational hatred of The Masked based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "The Stranger” by William Joel. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!