I Don't Get It Podcast

Noah and Bill pick at the devastation left over from the Fyre Festival’s total implosion, as carefully described in two concurrent documentaries on Hulu and Netflix. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Fyre Fraud and Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened? 16:59 -- Why are the Fyre Festival docs so popular? 22:12 -- Would you have liked the Fyre Festival docs if you were a kid? 26:14 -- Are the Fyre Festival docs a sign of the apocalypse? 29:17 -- Is your irrational hatred of Fyre Festival docs based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Fire” by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah holds Bill in his hands and asks whether or not his co-host sparks joy. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Marie Kondo? 21:05 -- Why is Marie Kondo so popular? 25:35 -- Would you have liked Marie Kondo if you were a kid? 30:44 -- Is Marie Kondo a sign of the apocalypse? 33:23 -- Is your irrational hatred of Marie Kondo based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Clean, Clean” by The Buggles. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

At no point in the course of recording this episode did we point out the fallacy of the hero using a “trident” even though it clearly has FIVE tines. That was our lapse, and we apologize. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Aquaman? 13:07 -- Why is Aquaman so popular? 17:00 -- Would you have liked Aquaman if you were a kid? 20:26 -- Is Aquaman a sign of the apocalypse? 23:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of Aquaman based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Wave Of Mutilation” by The Pixies. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The finest in fully CG-animated children shows becomes the fodder for two old men to puzzle their way through; also, we exhibit our rudimentary ability to speak some Francais. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Miraculous? 15:53 -- Why is Miraculous so popular? 19:46 -- Would you have liked Miraculous if you were a kid? 22:53 -- Is Miraculous a sign of the apocalypse? 27:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of Miraculous based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Poupee de Cire, Poupee de Son” by France Gall. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah sawed a boat in half, reassembled it with rubberized tape, piloted it through shark-infested waters, and then made a crop of memes about the experience. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Flex Seal? 14:38 -- Why is Flex Seal so popular? 20:16 -- Would you have liked Flex Seal if you were a kid? 23:30 -- Is Flex Seal a sign of the apocalypse? 27:55 -- Is your irrational hatred of Flex Seal based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "The Reflex” by Duran Duran. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Our husbands left us, so we tried our hand at stand-up comedy as a coping mechanism to deal with the great upheavals about to grip society in the very near future. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? 15:12 -- Why is The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel if you were a kid? 25:22 -- Is The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel a sign of the apocalypse? 29:47 -- Is your irrational hatred of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Girls Talk” by Dave Edmunds. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Finally, we’re eating dirt flavored ice cream so you don’t have to. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is an Acai Bowl? 12:16 -- Why are Acai Bowls so popular? 18:07 -- Would you have liked Acai Bowls if you were a kid? 21:45 -- Are Acai Bowls a sign of the apocalypse? 28:03 -- Is your irrational hatred of Acai Bowls based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "A Little Sugar In My Bowl” by Nina Simone. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We grapple with another dance phenomenon this week: The Shoot, a creation of BlocBoy JB out of Memphis. Listen as we pogo whilst shaking our arms rhythmically. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Shoot? 16:55 -- Why is The Shoot so popular? 22:22 -- Would you have liked The Shoot if you were a kid? 24:42 -- Is The Shoot a sign of the apocalypse? 26:53 -- Is your irrational hatred of The Shoot based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Shoot” by BlocBoy JB. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Chill with us as we investigate one of the newer use of music samples, the underground gravity of Vaporwave. Noah bristles against anything which isn’t hard guitar rock, so this should be fun. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Vaporwave? 14:55 -- Why is Vaporwave so popular? 20:52 -- Would you have liked Vaporwave if you were a kid? 24:22 -- Is Vaporwave a sign of the apocalypse? 27:27 -- Is your irrational hatred of Vaporwave based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "リサフランク420 _ 現代のコンピュー” by Macintosh Plus. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Who or what is the Cannasexual? It’s exactly what you think it is, and we recruited guest star Rachel Kramer Bussel to the show to help us figure out what we’re missing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @raquelita 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Cannasexual? 16:49 -- Why is Cannasexuality so popular? 23:48 -- Would you have liked Cannasexuality if you were a kid? 29:15 -- Is Cannasexuality a sign of the apocalypse? 33:24 -- Is your irrational hatred of Cannasexuality based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "People Are Still Having Sex” by William LaTour. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Rock and roll is back, in the guise of a bunch of small children from northern Michigan who pretend to be Robert Plant. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Greta Van Fleet? 13:52 -- Why is Greta Van Fleet so popular? 18:57 -- Would you have liked Greta Van Fleet if you were a kid? 25:42 -- Is Greta Van Fleet a sign of the apocalypse? 29:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Greta Van Fleet based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Highway Tune” by Greta Van Fleet. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We’ve discovered proof positive that in today’s music environment you can just pull any schmoe out of a bar, put some production behind him, and you score a modern legend: Post Malone. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Post Malone? 19:23 -- Why is Post Malone so popular? 22:52 -- Would you have liked Post Malone if you were a kid? 25:19 -- Is Post Malone a sign of the apocalypse? 28:55 -- Is your irrational hatred of Post Malone based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "White Iverson” by Post Malone. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The great unknowable is who is Pete Davidson? And why is he a public persona these days? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Pete Davidson? 13:58 -- Why is Pete Davidson so popular? 19:56 -- Would you have liked Pete Davidson if you were a kid? 22:24 -- Is Pete Davidson a sign of the apocalypse? 26:19 -- Is your irrational hatred of Pete Davidson based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Pete Davidson” by Ariana Grande. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The podcast finally solves the modern culture issue of the gender binary with our in-depth analysis of Troye Sivan, a current troubadour who emerged from the wilds of YouTube to conquer the U.S. mainland. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Troye Sivan? 14:11 -- Why is Troye Sivan so popular? 18:02 -- Would you have liked Troye Sivan if you were a kid? 22:47 -- Is Troye Sivan a sign of the apocalypse? 27:22 -- Is your irrational hatred of Troye Sivan based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Bloom” by Troye Sivan. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Live from the rim of the greatest wonder of the world located on American soil, we talk about an exceptional Netflix original series called “American Vandal,” unheralded greatness indeed. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is American Vandal? 15:30 -- Why is American Vandal so popular? 17:54 -- Would you have liked American Vandal if you were a kid? 19:26 -- Is American Vandal a sign of the apocalypse? 21:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of American Vandal based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Grand Canyon” by The Wind and The Wave. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

What’s better than music? MEME MUSIC! This week we look at phenom Doja Cat, the artist who gave us the enduring cultural touchstone “Moooo!” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Doja Cat? 13:43 -- Why is Doja Cat so popular? 17:25 -- Would you have liked Doja Cat if you were a kid? 19:01 -- Is Doja Cat a sign of the apocalypse? 24:52 -- Is your irrational hatred of Doja Cat based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Moooo!” by Doja Cat. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We welcome our third live guest into the fold -- Duchess Amanda Cuda of Bridgeport -- to talk about Princess Elena of Avalor. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @amandacuda 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Princess Elena? 17:54 -- Why is Princess Elena so popular? 22:15 -- Would you have liked Princess Elena if you were a kid? 25:35 -- Is Princess Elena a sign of the apocalypse? 31:26 -- Is your irrational hatred of Princess Elena based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Princess Elena Theme” by Aimee Carrero. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill invite mystery guest James Hancock (WRONG REEL PODCAST) to talk about something which easily applies to middle-aged men, the “Cash Me Ousside Girl” Danielle Begoli. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @colebrax -- @wrongreel 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Bhad Bhabie? 17:33 -- Why is Bhad Bhabie so popular? 22:23 -- Would you have liked Bhad Bhabie if you were a kid? 28:10 -- Is Bhad Bhabie a sign of the apocalypse? 33:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bhad Bhabie based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "These Heaux” by Bhad Bhabie. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Take ice cream, add a chilling flat surface, and scrape it into tight little tubes, and you get rolled ice cream. With special guest Nick Nadel, we're glad to live in an age where you can correct the structural flaws of dessert so easily. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @nicknadel -- @mmfhnspodcast 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is rolled ice cream? 12:44 -- Why is rolled ice cream so popular? 17:24 -- Would you have liked rolled ice cream if you were a kid? 22:13 -- Is rolled ice cream a sign of the apocalypse? 27:50 -- Is your irrational hatred of rolled ice cream based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Ice Cream Man” by Van Halen. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Marvel as Noah and Bill are swallowed wholly by the soft good looks and syrupy falsetto of pop titan and lifetime achievement award winner Shawn Mendes. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Shawn Mendes? 17:44 -- Why is Shawn Mendes so popular? 22:57 -- Would you have liked Shawn Mendes if you were a kid? 28:11 -- Is Shawn Mendes a sign of the apocalypse? 32:45 -- Is your irrational hatred of Shawn Mendes based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Stitches” by Shawn Mendes. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!