I Don't Get It Podcast

Bill and Noah write letters from the heart not intended to be sent as they discuss the Netflix teen sensation and its subsequent sequel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before? 20:56 -- Why is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before so popular? 25:56 -- Would you have liked To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before if you were a kid? 34:11 -- Is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before a sign of the apocalypse? 36:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before” by Tom Jones. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill go all-in on size-zero crop tops and high-waisted jeans as the newest devotees of Brandy Melville clothing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Brandy Melville? 14:26 -- Why is Brandy Melville so popular? 19:21 -- Would you have liked Brandy Melville if you were a kid? 23:43 -- Is Brandy Melville a sign of the apocalypse? 28:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Brandy Melville based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Brandy” by Looking Glass. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

For the simple price of your soul you too can subscribe to Disney+ and surrender to the charms of Baby Yoda, the latest weapon against humanity devised by Bob Iger. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Baby Yoda? 15:08 -- Why is Baby Yoda so popular? 21:47 -- Would you have liked Baby Yoda if you were a kid? 25:47 -- Is Baby Yoda a sign of the apocalypse? 30:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of Baby Yoda based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Baby” by Justin Bieber. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

It’s back to YouTube, so Noah and Bill can find another inscrutable content creator: This time, it’s the money-giving-awayer Mister Beast (Jimmy Donaldson). @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Mr. Beast? 20:42 -- Why is Mr. Beast so popular? 26:23 -- Would you have liked Mr. Beast if you were a kid? 33:06 -- Is Mr. Beast a sign of the apocalypse? 38:15 -- Is your irrational hatred of Mr. Beast based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Beast Of Burden” by Bette Midler and Mick Jagger. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah, two men with a lot of body hair and pointy ears, discuss the biggest bomb in movie theaters right now, the adaption of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Cats.” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Cats? 18:07 -- Why is Cats so popular? 27:16 -- Would you have liked Cats if you were a kid? 35:16 -- Is Cats a sign of the apocalypse? 42:17 -- Is your irrational hatred of Cats based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Stray Cat Strut” by The Stray Cats. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We thoroughly missed the Christmas season by talking about another holiday geegaw a full week after it was appropriate, but here goes anyway. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Elf On the Shelf? 15:45 -- Why is Elf On the Shelf so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked Elf On the Shelf if you were a kid? 27:22 -- Is Elf On the Shelf a sign of the apocalypse? 31:45 -- Is your irrational hatred of Elf On the Shelf based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah set off powerful mustard gas bombs of blue smoke to indicate the injurious birth of another podcast episode. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Gender Reveal Party? 18:08 -- Why is Gender Reveal Party so popular? 23:52 -- Would you have liked Gender Reveal Party if you were a kid? 26:16 -- Is Gender Reveal Party a sign of the apocalypse? 30:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of Gender Reveal Party based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Are You a Boy Or a Girl” by The Barbarians. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah are disrespected, and their entire belief systems are called into question with the proliferation of OK BOOMER! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is OK Boomer? 16:14 -- Why is OK Boomer so popular? 20:27 -- Would you have liked OK Boomer if you were a kid? 24:57 -- Is OK Boomer a sign of the apocalypse? 30:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of OK Boomer based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Tick Tick Boom!” by The Hives. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Using who is awarded a Mark Twain humor prize as a metric, we look at the legacy of Dave Chappelle, a trailblazing American comedian at the top of his form. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Dave Chappelle? 22:05 -- Why is Dave Chappelle so popular? 27:06 -- Would you have liked Dave Chappelle if you were a kid? 30:36 -- Is Dave Chappelle a sign of the apocalypse? 33:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Dave Chappelle based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Superfreak” by Rick James. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah talk about an underestimated threat to the world of decency and normalcy, the act of sabotage known as shitposting. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Shitposting? 18:55 -- Why is Shitposting so popular? 24:38 -- Would you have liked Shitposting if you were a kid? 30:43 -- Is Shitposting a sign of the apocalypse? 34:25 -- Is your irrational hatred of Shitposting based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Life Is Shit” by The Dead Kennedys. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah fall into a vat of chemicals and become podcasters, end of story. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Joker? 16:18 -- Why is Joker so popular? 21:56 -- Would you have liked Joker if you were a kid? 27:06 -- Is Joker a sign of the apocalypse? 30:47 -- Is your irrational hatred of Joker based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "The Joker Is Wild” by Jan and Dean. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill run around a proper English garden causing monkeyshines, which they learned from playing a video game about a little mischievous waterfowl. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Untitled Goose Game? 12:40 -- Why is Untitled Goose Game so popular? 17:27 -- Would you have liked Untitled Goose Game if you were a kid? 19:13 -- Is Untitled Goose Game a sign of the apocalypse? 23:55 -- Is your irrational hatred of Untitled Goose Game based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Oh Sheila” by Ready For the World. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We grab a handful of ghost peppers and eat them like apples this week, because we are both committed to entertainment and damaging our mucus membranes all at once. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are chili peppers? 14:24 -- Why are chili peppers so popular? 20:36 -- Would you have liked chili peppers if you were a kid? 24:39 -- Are chili peppers a sign of the apocalypse? 28:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of chili peppers based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Heat of the Moment” by Asia. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The warmed cup in their hands emitting a steamy vapor would indicate that Bill and Noah have gone all in on Pumpkin Spice-flavored coffee -- but why?! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Pumpkin Spice? 13:48 -- Why is Pumpkin Spice so popular? 17:55 -- Would you have liked Pumpkin Spice if you were a kid? 21:11 -- Is Pumpkin Spice a sign of the apocalypse? 25:46 -- Is your irrational hatred of Pumpkin Spice based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Peter Pumpkinhead” by XTC. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We use the bully pulpit of our silly podcast to talk about something rather serious for a change, namely, the adoption of the pronoun “they” as a gender-neutral identifier. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is They? 14:14 -- Why is They so popular? 20:24 -- Would you have liked They if you were a kid? 25:57 -- Is They a sign of the apocalypse? 28:47 -- Is your irrational hatred of They based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "They” by Jem. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill want to share their scrunchie with you as they peer into the VSCO girl phenomenon. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a VSCO Girl? 16:19 -- Why are VSCO Girls so popular? 20:03 -- Would you have liked VSCO Girls if you were a kid? 24:16 -- Are VSCO Girls a sign of the apocalypse? 30:13 -- Is your irrational hatred of VSCO Girls based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Valley Girl” by Frank Zappa. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

It’s back into food and beverage studies this week as Bill and Noah tip back many cans of LaCroix sparkling water looking for the perfect flavor. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is LaCroix? 12:22 -- Why is LaCroix so popular? 16:18 -- Would you have liked LaCroix if you were a kid? 20:56 -- Is LaCroix a sign of the apocalypse? 24:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of LaCroix based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Tiny Bubbles” by Don Ho. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

On the eve of the release of her new album, we look at the Taylor Swift phenomenon to see how it’s aged over the past decade. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Taylor Swift? 14:15 -- Why is Taylor Swift so popular? 19:47 -- Would you have liked Taylor Swift if you were a kid? 22:51 -- Is Taylor Swift a sign of the apocalypse? 27:07 -- Is your irrational hatred of Taylor Swift based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Lover” by Taylor Swift. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill cast a glance to YouTube and sample the works of world famous content-maker-guy Mark Fischbach, aka Markiplier. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Markiplier? 17:07 -- Why is Markiplier so popular? 19:51 -- Would you have liked Markiplier if you were a kid? 23:17 -- Is Markiplier a sign of the apocalypse? 27:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Markiplier based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Marked Man” by The Bamboo Kids. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah give in and drink the bathwater of internet sensation Belle Delphine. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Belle Delphine? 16:24 -- Why is Belle Delphine so popular? 21:00 -- Would you have liked Belle Delphine if you were a kid? 24:42 -- Is Belle Delphine a sign of the apocalypse? 28:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of Belle Delphine based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Bathwater” by No Doubt. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!