I Don't Get It Podcast

Bill and Noah storm the castle walls to get to the bottom of a trend no one has heard of, wherein music is turned in a medieval approximation of itself. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Bardcore? 17:04 -- Why is Bardcore so popular? 21:47 -- Would you have liked Bardcore if you were a kid? 25:02 -- Is Bardcore a sign of the apocalypse? 28:56 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bardcore based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Beat It” by The Auralnauts. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill bite down on the popular vampire show and see what makes it work. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is What We Do In The Shadows? 20:19 -- Why is What We Do In The Shadows so popular? 24:05 -- Would you have liked What We Do In The Shadows if you were a kid? 28:27 -- Is What We Do In The Shadows a sign of the apocalypse? 32:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of What We Do In The Shadows based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Love Song For a Vampire” by Annie Lennox. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill get down with the work of TikTok Trump whisperer Sarah Cooper to see what makes her virally famous. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Sarah Cooper? 15:09 -- Why is Sarah Cooper so popular? 21:51 -- Would you have liked Sarah Cooper if you were a kid? 25:44 -- Is Sarah Cooper a sign of the apocalypse? 30:00 -- Is your irrational hatred of Sarah Cooper based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Sara Smile” by Hall & Oates. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill discover that they’re not important enough to be featured on Cameo, the personalized celebrity messaging app. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Cameo? 23:30 -- Why is Cameo so popular? 27:54 -- Would you have liked Cameo if you were a kid? 32:43 -- Is Cameo a sign of the apocalypse? 35:23 -- Is your irrational hatred of Cameo based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Word Up” by Cameo. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah deal with distractions placed by an intractable cat to discuss the king of TikTok, video magician Zach King. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Zach King? 19:40 -- Why is Zach King so popular? 27:40 -- Would you have liked Zach King if you were a kid? 31:01 -- Is Zach King a sign of the apocalypse? 35:53 -- Is your irrational hatred of Zach King based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Looking For the Magic” by Dwight Tilley Band. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill get real and go on camera with bad skin and messy hair to talk about the stunning authenticity of vlogger Emma Chamberlain. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Emma Chamberlain? 21:58 -- Why is Emma Chamberlain so popular? 28:12 -- Would you have liked Emma Chamberlain if you were a kid? 31:18 -- Is Emma Chamberlain a sign of the apocalypse? 39:38 -- Is your irrational hatred of Emma Chamberlain based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "White Girl” by X. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah dive back into trap in discussing the bad boy of his age, Tekashi 6ix9ine. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Tekashi 6ix9ine? 15:11 -- Why is Tekashi 6ix9ine so popular? 20:47 -- Would you have liked Tekashi 6ix9ine if you were a kid? 24:24 -- Is Tekashi 6ix9ine a sign of the apocalypse? 28:10 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tekashi 6ix9ine based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Gummo” by Tekashi 6ix9ine. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Only Noah and Bill would be so bold as to enter the seven years past world of song parodies, care of the Holderness Family of North Carolina. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Holderness Family? 15:40 -- Why is The Holderness Family so popular? 20:05 -- Would you have liked The Holderness Family if you were a kid? 23:46 -- Is The Holderness Family a sign of the apocalypse? 27:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of The Holderness Family based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Christmas Jammies” by The Holderness Family New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill take a bad trip and wind up talking about dadaist talk show host Eric Andre. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Eric Andre? 16:21 -- Why is Eric Andre so popular? 21:23 -- Would you have liked Eric Andre if you were a kid? 27:35 -- Is Eric Andre a sign of the apocalypse? 30:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of Eric Andre based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Andres” by L7. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah imbue a gelatinous goop with feelings and a personality as they take to anxiety baking as a way to pass the time during lockdown. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is sourdough bread? 18:20 -- Why is sourdough bread so popular? 21:39 -- Would you have liked sourdough bread if you were a kid? 25:54 -- Is sourdough bread a sign of the apocalypse? 30:46 -- Is your irrational hatred of sourdough bread based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "I Want To Make It With You” by Bread. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah are endlessly delighted by little chromatic blobs who sing and fall down and do dancing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Trolls World Tour? 23:56 -- Why is Trolls World Tour so popular? 31:13 -- Would you have liked Trolls World Tour if you were a kid? 34:59 -- Is Trolls World Tour a sign of the apocalypse? 39:58 -- Is your irrational hatred of Trolls World Tour based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Juke Box Hero” by Foreigner. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill fetch the boltcutters in preparation for a talk about chanteuse Fiona Apple and her buzzy new album release. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Fiona Apple? 15:59 -- Why is Fiona Apple so popular? 22:16 -- Would you have liked Fiona Apple if you were a kid? 25:49 -- Is Fiona Apple a sign of the apocalypse? 30:45 -- Is your irrational hatred of Fiona Apple based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Fetch the Boltcutters” by Fiona Apple. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah take a quick bite of media by sampling the offerings of Quibi, a new streaming software destined to be out of business in eight months. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Quibi? 22:21 -- Why is Quibi so popular? 30:49 -- Would you have liked Quibi if you were a kid? 34:39 -- Is Quibi a sign of the apocalypse? 38:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of Quibi based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Love Bites” by Def Leppard. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill sit in opposing barber chairs and try to touch up each other’s hair from a great distance as they talk about the lack of access to some grooming now. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Covid Hair? 14:05 -- Why is Covid Hair so popular? 18:57 -- Would you have liked Covid Hair if you were a kid? 21:05 -- Is Covid Hair a sign of the apocalypse? 24:00 -- Is your irrational hatred of Covid Hair based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Devil’s Haircut” by Beck. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah put their hands into the jaws of doom and engage the viral phenomenon on Netflix. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Tiger King? 20:32 -- Why is Tiger King so popular? 30:10 -- Would you have liked Tiger King if you were a kid? 34:32 -- Is Tiger King a sign of the apocalypse? 37:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tiger King based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Tiger By Your Side” by Empire Of the Sun. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah keep a healthy social distance between each other as they transition to a totally Zoom-based friendship. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Zoom? 11:57 -- Why is Zoom so popular? 16:30 -- Would you have liked Zoom if you were a kid? 20:33 -- Is Zoom a sign of the apocalypse? 23:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Zoom based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Zoom Theme.” New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill go to the beach, grocery shop, and have a lawn party within a foot of each other this week, because they’re both goddamn idiots. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Coronavirus Stupidity? 22:37 -- Why is Coronavirus Stupidity so popular? 31:58 -- Would you have liked Coronavirus Stupidity if you were a kid? 37:17 -- Is Coronavirus Stupidity a sign of the apocalypse? 43:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Coronavirus Stupidity based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill find some common ground with their topic this week, in that they can all swell to 150% of their original size. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Orbeez? 18:54 -- Why is Orbeez so popular? 24:11 -- Would you have liked Orbeez if you were a kid? 28:54 -- Is Orbeez a sign of the apocalypse? 33:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Orbeez based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "You Got It” by Roy Orbeezon. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill plumb the unspeakable blackness of men’s hearts as they look into the unboxing exploits of Ryan Kaji’s Youtube channel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Ryan’s World? 16:25 -- Why is Ryan’s World so popular? 21:33 -- Would you have liked Ryan’s World if you were a kid? 27:18 -- Is Ryan’s World a sign of the apocalypse? 30:08 -- Is your irrational hatred of Ryan’s World based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Take Back the Toys” by The Hives. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah coin a new word -- GOMLism -- and investigate the homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic world of esports. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Esports? 20:30 -- Why are Esports so popular? 29:38 -- Would you have liked Esports if you were a kid? 34:54 -- Are Esports a sign of the apocalypse? 42:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Esports based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Are Friends Electric?” by Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!