Off Piste Podcast

Uh oh, looks like the Off Piste crew have met an untimely end. But not to worry - they're off to the afterlife. Fictional afterlives! But where are the dearly departed headed to for eternity? Take a trip beyond the divide as Neil attempts to deceive the Force, Luck squanders a simulation and returning guest Marcus buddies up with Beelzebub (Beelzebuds?). Meanwhile, Flint suspects foul play surrounding Principal Black’s fate and Wyatt relays good news to his allies. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Robot Wars was/is one of the greatest programmes ever to grace the BBC's airwaves. So naturally, the Off Piste crew were incredibly salty when the BBC decided to cancel it for the second time earlier this year. So the crew are bringing it back themselves and inviting robots from across multiple realities to compete - but who will emerge victorious? Luck fights for the Light, Neil rekindles his love for planet-sized beings and new guest Tom mixes combat with pleasure. Meanwhile, Kazuhiro tries to seek out an in-the-wind Randall Jnr. and Emiko is horrified to find Principal Black’s body hanging in his own office. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

If you need some light entertainment to keep your mind off of the world for about 20-30 minutes a pop, sitcoms are the right place to go. Or podcasts. And this podcast sees the OP crew putting together two characters each to create their own sitcoms! But which one(s) would you watch? Explore some pilots as James pursues various thrones, Neil mixes mutants with magic and Luck tells a tale of two Johns. Meanwhile, Flint receives a call from someone promising information upon a secret meeting and Isla visits her family’s graves. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The folks over at Vault-Tec have been kind enough to offer the Off Piste crew a chance to design their own vaults! But, of course, in the Fallout universe there is more to these Vaults than meets the eye. So which experiments would the OP boys run in their very own Vaults? Find out as Neil is a stickler for the rules, Luck lays down the warrior's path and James gets that shrinking feeling. Meanwhile, Chief Mulligan gives a safety speech at Emiko’s school and Axel steps up production under the steakhouse. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Property is a precious commodity right now, so perhaps being a landlord is a good investment. But you've got to remember: location, location, location. So that said, where in fiction would the Off Piste boys want to be a landlord to rake in the best tenants? Find out as Luck banks on being remembered, a returning James brings his properties directly to potential tenants and Neil becomes a Time LandLord. Meanwhile, Lisa wrestles with whether or not to tell Kazuhiro what she learned from Emiko and Virgo informs Axel of the next stage of Wyatt’s plan. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

James Bond's rogues gallery has an illustrious list of memorable gimmicks. Oddjob with his razor hat. Jaws with his razor teeth. You get the idea. Lots of sharp things. But what would the OP crew choose for their gimmicks if they were Bond villain henchmen? Find out as Chris launches an aerial assault, Tull loses his head and Luck talks to the animals. Meanwhile, Virgo begs Wyatt for another chance to prove himself and Lisa confronts Emiko about what she overheard her saying at Shigeru’s bedside. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Going to a theme park is one of the most fun ways to spend a weekend, no question. With theme parks based on Harry Potter, The Simpsons and even Nintendo (coming soon in Japan) existing in the world, the Off Piste crew put their heads together to think of fictional universes to base a new theme park on! But will anyone actually want to go to them? Not if Tull can help it. Discover the numerous health and safety risks as Luck presents the full Wasteland experience, [GUEST REDACTED] plummets old men off of their final rides and Tull haunts the dreams of children for decades to come. Meanwhile, Flint has his confidence bolstered after receiving Principal Black’s previously withheld information and Frost reminds Virgo who Wyatt’s true second-in-command is. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The 2018 FIFA World Cup is well under way and at the moment, England is absolutely smashing it. However, the hardest tests for the England lads are yet to come. So why leave it to chance? This week, the OP Crew are placing English characters onto the England football team to ensure ultimate World Cup victory like it's 1966, but what can each member bring to the table? Find out as Luck gets his mojo back, Tull displays some footballing magic and new guest Chris envisions victory. Meanwhile, Emiko expresses her guilt at Shigeru’s bedside for allowing him to get kidnapped and Principal Black meets Flint with information. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

To survive in today's competitive and social landscape, businesses and organisations need a good marketing team to make sure they have a strong brand image and can reach the right people. But which fictional institutions that are lacking that? The OP crew have their work cut out for them this week as they're providing marketing teams to those in need, but will they be successful? Find out as Neil questions a school's admissions process, Luck markets across a spooky abandoned America and Tull gives mutants a PR makeover. Meanwhile, Lisa laments to Kazuhiro about her naïveté and Flint begins his hunt armed with the name of the mastermind behind the murder of his mentor. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The Titanic disaster is undoubtedly one of the most iconic and tragic events of the 20th century. The film is one of the most recognised movies of all time. But maybe something - or someone - could be added to it to make the struggles of the people on board the doomed ship in the movie more... interesting? Is that the tactful word to use? But anyway, find out which characters the Off Piste boys are throwing wildly onto a ship of already-frantic people as Neil unintentionally coins a new battle-royale-style game, Luck probes around the ship and Tull cruelly blesses a behemoth with sentience. Meanwhile, Isla visits the unconscious Shigeru’s bedside at the hospital and Virgo begins his atonement for Wyatt. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The key thing about wild animals is that you probably don't want to get bitten by them. They could have anything! Especially if irradiated by scientists in a lab. But which animals would the OP Crew want to get bitten by if animals bites worked like they do in Spider-Man? Get ready to meet your newest franchise-carrying superhero team as Tull leads the charge, Neil squelches through a sneak-attack and Luck has trouble with his posture. Meanwhile, Randall Jnr. steps forward to Flint with information and Frost tries to talk Wyatt out of punishing Virgo. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

In a move that has taken them far too long to get around to, the Off Piste crew are unveiling the specificities of their supervillain schemes! But whose plan has the most potential? Who can get the furthest before a hero inevitably defeats them, as is narrative law? Find out as Neil strokes his own Ego, Luck embiggens heavily-armed invertebrates and Tull goes viral. Meanwhile, Shigeru is whisked to hospital and Flint prepares to interview Kazuhiro’s family about the stand-off. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

The Royal Wedding has been and gone, and many Brits and even more Americans had a wonderful time. However, after an unfortunate revelation of Meghan's direct involvement in the Boston Tea Party, poor Prince Harry's going to have to marry someone else. But who? Enter three bachelors provided by the OP crew! See who's been selected as Harry's new royal bride as Neil inadvertently lures a webcrawler to Windsor, Luck drops the groom into a marital crime and Tull fights fire with fire. Meanwhile, Flint and Emiko save the day and Virgo barely escapes the stand-off with his life. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Summer is right around the corner! In May. Roll with it. It's been hot lately! And the OP crew are in the mood to hit the beach! But which fictional characters are they taking with them for a fun-filled day with the sand and the sun? Neil invites the life of the Party, Rebecca rockpools with a rock dude and Luck hosts a daddy-daughter day. Meanwhile, Virgo takes Lisa’s life into his hands and Shigeru’s health starts to suffer again in the heat of the stand-off. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Who doesn't love animals? Well, considering one of the OP crew studied zoology, at least one of us. So why not replace some characters with animals? Just... straight up animals. What could go wrong? Considering the heated debate enclosed within, quite a few things apparently. Tull unleashes a wave of Middle-Earth pests, Neil presents demon-powered buttocks and Luck digs up a fossilised leather jacket. Meanwhile, Frost gives Wyatt a word of caution and the situation at Kazuhiro’s house escalates when Flint arrives on the scene. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

In a reversal of a couple of weeks ago where the OP Crew imported fictional products to our real world, this week sees products from the real world exported to fictional worlds to make them better! Solve problems they have? And of course, to make boatloads of money. But where do the biggest opportunities lie? Find out as Luck unleashes a new Bang upon the irradiated Wasteland, Neil transports the Fellowship to Mordor in unbeatable comfort and Tull eliminates Westerosi communication issues. And of course, don't forget that nothing is possible without Toyota. Book your 4Runner test drive today. (We'll take our cheques in the post, Toyota, cheers.) Meanwhile, Emiko receives distressing news in Principal Black’s office and Wyatt monitors Virgo’s hostage situation intently. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Avengers: Infinity War is finally out this week after a decade-long build! But the OP Crew couldn't help but notice that one Infinity Stone hasn't had its whereabouts revealed yet: the Soul Stone. So to join in on the Infinity War hype (are you really surprised?), the boys are searching for the Soul Stone. But where is it? Who has it in their possession? And can they handle an angry Thanos? Find out as Neil fends off many soul-based attacks with narcissism, Luck thieves gemstones of a different sort and Tull augments the Infinity Gauntlet with fruit. Meanwhile, Flint visits Axel to try and evaluate Emiko’s information and Randall Jnr. finally delivers Shigeru home, only for Virgo to spring his trap. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Business is all about trying to find that niche market, supplying when there is demand to make the big bucks. Probably. And there are plenty of opportunities to sell products from the fictional world in our drab world to improve it/make boatloads of cash, so which fictional product would the OP crew import to our world? Luck feels the crunch, Neil plans go down the Tube and a returning Tull braces for impact. Meanwhile, Shigeru regains his strength and Principal Black calls Emiko to his office for a chat with Flint. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Marriage is a holy tradition that is absolutely made more exciting by the casual thrill of competition. In the case of Mr & Mrs Smith, this is in the form of trying to secretly assassinate each other. But you've got to pick your battles carefully. So the Off Piste crew are choosing who they're marrying, knowing they and their partners will be trying to kill each other after a decade of matrimony! But do any of them stand a chance? Rebecca loses the lamb sauce for the last time, Neil gets ankle deep in pussies and Luck tries to out-bungle a master bungler. Meanwhile, Isla relents and guides Flint towards Principal Black for information and Dr Cueto patches up Shigeru as he reveals to Randall Jnr. how he survived Virgo’s assault. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com

Fans of classic hockey movie The Mighty Ducks will know that there are always pee-wee ice hockey teams out there in need of a reluctant coach to guide them to championship victory. But what if that lawyer isn't caught drunk driving and put on community service? Better find some replacement coaches for those underdog ice hockey teams, and fast! Allow Off Piste to step in with suggestions as Luck sources a new Latverian national ice hockey team, Rebecca motivates children through the apparent death of a teammate and Neil kicks up a stink on the ice. Meanwhile, Axel files a complaint with Chief Mulligan about people breaking into his steakhouse at night and Randall Jnr. comes face to face with the mystery helper just as Shigeru starts to fade. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: offpistepodcast@gmail.com